Fandom Red Vs Blu: The Very Retarded Battle. (TF2 Roleplay.)

[Ferociousfeind]

"But I'm red."said Triggerhappy.
Painis was already hunting,regardless of color.

"DEATH TO RED!" Spencer announced, as he started firing useable ammunition at Triggerhappy, refilling his ammunition stores instead of doing any actual harm.

 

[DaManofWar]

Vladimir heard the sounds of gunfire, and went to see what it was.

 

[MTchaos1134]

"DEATH TO RED!" Spencer announced, as he started firing useable ammunition at Triggerhappy, refilling his ammunition stores instead of doing any actual harm.

Triggerhappy starts to act like it's affecting it"PLEASE STOP.NO!at least your not using your beam,that is my ultimate weakness."

 

[Ferociousfeind]

"HAHAHAHAHAH! I HAVE LEVERAGE!" Spencer turns towards Bonk, and fires some ammunition at him.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Um." Bonk was a bit frozen in place with fear at the prospect that Painis knew who he was talking about and the fact that he could be eaten and especially the prospect of fighting o.W.n. "Are you freakin' crazy?! We can't fight them! You can't win in a fight against o.W.n! You may win a battle or run away but you can't win in the long run. They'll just break your respawn or find you or do even worse to you!" Bonk said, becoming hysterical after recovering from his freezing fears. Which, if you haven't realized, are not fears of being frozen.


"I agree, and now that I have had some time to observe you, I have remembered who you are! You are Bostronik (Boss-trough-nick), field officer of the 2nd battalion of o.W.n! I heard many things about you, Mr.- what is it now? Oh yes- Bonk, from my rank of general of the infantry portion of o.W.n. And your desertion of the army shocked a lot of us in o.W.n. They are relentless, monstrously sociopathic manner und frau." (men and women)


"Wait, what?! You're THAT Ubel!" Bonk recoiled in shock. "You've been looking for me, haven't you!? You're here to take me back! To do horrible things to me back there!" Bonk began panicking.


"Now, now, I deserted o.W.n too, my freund, you needn't worry. Here, Sonja, you might have a IQ above 200, how about you offer counsel?" Ubel said, turning to Sonja.


"Yeah, doc, do you think we can trust this guy?" Bonk said.

 

[Garbacca]

"Um." Bonk was a bit frozen in place with fear at the prospect that Painis knew who he was talking about and the fact that he could be eaten and especially the prospect of fighting o.W.n. "Are you freakin' crazy?! We can't fight them! You can't win in a fight against o.W.n! You may win a battle or run away but you can't win in the long run. They'll just break your respawn or find you or do even worse to you!" Bonk said, becoming hysterical after recovering from his freezing fears. Which, if you haven't realized, are not fears of being frozen.
"I agree, and now that I have had some time to observe you, I have remembered who you are! You are Bostronik (Boss-trough-nick), field officer of the 2nd battalion of o.W.n! I heard many things about you, Mr.- what is it now? Oh yes- Bonk, from my rank of general of the infantry portion of o.W.n. And your desertion of the army shocked a lot of us in o.W.n. They are relentless, monstrously sociopathic manner und frau." (men and women)


"Wait, what?! You're THAT Ubel!" Bonk recoiled in shock. "You've been looking for me, haven't you!? You're here to take me back! To do horrible things to me back there!" Bonk began panicking.


"Now, now, I deserted o.W.n too, my freund, you needn't worry. Here, Sonja, you might have a IQ above 200, how about you offer counsel?" Ubel said, turning to Sonja.


"Yeah, doc, do you think we can trust this guy?" Bonk said.

@Dawn2Dusk

 

[DarkLordFTW]

(But it, refused. @Dawn2Dusk @Garbacca @MTchaos1134 @ferociousfeind @Shaded Skies @VirtualNotoriety )

 

[MTchaos1134]

Quickly regaining life as somehow he just fell limp on the floor.painis runs back to the group."I think this place is abandoned."

 

[VirtualUnity]

[Location:Hidden Bunker]


"As Nathan checks on the security camera the screen blackens as Pyrecter appears on Screen"A old Captain Nathaniel"Nathan looks shocked"How did you find the Bunker, Saxton made sure it was hack proof and untraceable"Ah that is the beauty of it we don't need to track your comrades because you see every person that was a member of the o.W.n. is Tracked using a chip implanted by the general, its no use Nathan its in the Brain"You Motherf*cker I'll find you and kill you!"No need look behind you"As Nathan looked back he saw Ethan"Hello Captain"As Nathan is knocked out he is tied and changed back into his o.W.n. Suit in a o.W.n. APC heading towards Bonk's Location, a few hours pass as they stop and drag Nathan as they approach Bonk, Sonja and Ubel"Ah Ex. Corporal Bonk and Ex. 2nd Lieutenant Ubel, Do you remember Captain Reaper or as those two call him Nathaniel"As two o.W.n. Soldiers throw a beaten Nathan to the ground"This is what happens to people who betray the o.W.n. but the Commandant wants you two back for real, he wants skillful people like you back into the o.W.n. but if you reject his request I'll be happy enough to kill you myself, and as for you Miss Sonja the Commandant will be happy to teach you how to make a better serum"As Pyrecter gives out his hand waiting for an answer"


@DarkLordFTW

 

[MTchaos1134]

[Location:Hidden Bunker]
"As Nathan checks on the security camera the screen blackens as Pyrecter appears on Screen"A old Captain Nathaniel"Nathan looks shocked"How did you find the Bunker, Saxton made sure it was hack proof and untraceable"Ah that is the beauty of it we don't need to track your comrades because you see every person that was a member of the o.W.n. is Tracked using a chip implanted by the general, its no use Nathan its in the Brain"You Motherf*cker I'll find you and kill you!"No need look behind you"As Nathan looked back he saw Ethan"Hello Captain"As Nathan is knocked out he is tied and changed back into his o.W.n. Suit in a o.W.n. APC heading towards Bonk's Location, a few hours pass as they stop and drag Nathan as they approach Bonk, Sonja and Ubel"Ah Ex. Corporal Bonk and Ex. 2nd Lieutenant Ubel, Do you remember Captain Reaper or as those two call him Nathaniel"As two o.W.n. Soldiers throw a beaten Nathan to the ground"This is what happens to people who betray the o.W.n. but the Commandant wants you two back for real, he wants skillful people like you back into the o.W.n. but if you reject his request I'll be happy enough to kill you myself, and as for you Miss Sonja the Commandant will be happy to teach you how to make a better serum"As Pyrecter gives out his hand waiting for an answer"


@DarkLordFTW

Seeing the o.w.n men and having no idea who they are.Painis approaches them."are you friends of theirs?"he said facing the O.w.n men.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Well, this escalated quickly. But it looks as though you've caught us. The only people to desert o.W.n, as far as I know. The gruppe ist all here! (The gang/group is all here!) But, if we don't want to go back, you'll kill us? Dummkopfs! (Idiots) Ich bin nie gehen zuruck! (I am never going back) Und if you think you can win, you are more of a dummkopf than I thought you were! You may be elites, but we were leaders of o.W.n! I myself used to control your little gruppe! I cast my vote to stay und fight! For my honor! For mein fruends! For Deutschland! Und I feel that Bonk has some things in dies world that he wants to protect as well. So, nein, Ich bin not going back to o.W.n, besides, didn't you see my resignation engraved in the back of Bob?" Said Ubel, drawing his syringe gun and bonesaw, ready for a fight. Bonk did the same, albeit a little shakily, and drew his scattergun and bat, convinced that Ubel was on their side now.

 

[MTchaos1134]

"Well, this escalated quickly. But it looks as though you've caught us. The only people to desert o.W.n, as far as I know. The gruppe ist all here! (The gang/group is all here!) But, if we don't want to go back, you'll kill us? Dummkopfs! (Idiots) Ich bin nie gehen zuruck! (I am never going back) Und if you think you can win, you are more of a dummkopf than I thought you were! You may be elites, but we were leaders of o.W.n! I myself used to control your little gruppe! I cast my vote to stay und fight! For my honor! For mein fruends! For Deutschland! Und I feel that Bonk has some things in dies world that he wants to protect as well. So, nein, Ich bin not going back to o.W.n, besides, didn't you see my resignation engraved in the back of Bob?" Said Ubel, drawing his syringe gun and bonesaw, ready for a fight. Bonk did the same, albeit a little shakily, and drew his scattergun and bat, convinced that Ubel was on their side now.

Watching them pull thier weapons.painis slides over next to them and cracks his knuckles."this will be delicious!"


Triggerhappy stands next to bonk and über as well.as clicking can be heard as ammo is loaded into its gun.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Oh, ja!" Ubel replies.

 

[Garbacca]

"Well, this escalated quickly. But it looks as though you've caught us. The only people to desert o.W.n, as far as I know. The gruppe ist all here! (The gang/group is all here!) But, if we don't want to go back, you'll kill us? Dummkopfs! (Idiots) Ich bin nie gehen zuruck! (I am never going back) Und if you think you can win, you are more of a dummkopf than I thought you were! You may be elites, but we were leaders of o.W.n! I myself used to control your little gruppe! I cast my vote to stay und fight! For my honor! For mein fruends! For Deutschland! Und I feel that Bonk has some things in dies world that he wants to protect as well. So, nein, Ich bin not going back to o.W.n, besides, didn't you see my resignation engraved in the back of Bob?" Said Ubel, drawing his syringe gun and bonesaw, ready for a fight. Bonk did the same, albeit a little shakily, and drew his scattergun and bat, convinced that Ubel was on their side now.

Dean draws his Pomson and lifts it towards the o.W.n soldiers. "I ain't about to surrender to a bunch of goons waltzing around like they own the place. And I'm sure as hell I ain't about to lose to them either."


A mechanical chirp is heard as a quadruped Mini-Sentry jumps out the window of the BLU base. It scrambles over to the group and positions itself next to Dean, it's eye focused on Pyrecter specifically.

 

[MTchaos1134]

Dean draws his Pomson and lifts it towards the o.W.n soldiers. "I ain't about to surrender to a bunch of goons waltzing around like they own the place. And I'm sure as hell I ain't about to lose to them either."
A mechanical chirp is heard as a quadruped Mini-Sentry jumps out the window of the BLU base. It scrambles over to the group and positions itself next to Dean, it's eye focused on Pyrecter specifically.

Triggerhappy lightly bumps into dean and whispers as low as it can with its speaker."I got no rocket ammo can you help me out?"

 

[Garbacca]

Triggerhappy lightly bumps into dean and whispers as low as it can with its speaker."I got no rocket ammo can you help me out?"

Dean lightly pounds his gunslinger hand on Triggerhappy, refilling their ammo reserves.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

( [REDACTED] about to go down!)

 

[VirtualUnity]

"As Pyrecter hears their response he smiles"Well looks like plan B then"As Pyrecter injects something into Nathan, Nathan stood up as his Eyes glows red"Bonk, Ubel, Sonja I'd like to introduce you to one of the o.W.n's most Skilled Pyro, Captain Reaper, so Captain does it feel good to be back?"Hehehehe, it's good to be back Lieutenant"As Pyrecter hands Nathan his Flamethrower back"Well we got some pesky Resistance Fighters, mind handling them?"With Pleasure"As Nathan rushed towards Ubel knocking him down chocking him, as Pyrecter and Ethan handles Sonja and Bonk"

 

[MTchaos1134]

"As Pyrecter hears their response he smiles"Well looks like plan B then"As Pyrecter injects something into Nathan, Nathan stood up as his Eyes glows red"Bonk, Ubel, Sonja I'd like to introduce you to one of the o.W.n's most Skilled Pyro, Captain Reaper, so Captain does it feel good to be back?"Hehehehe, it's good to be back Lieutenant"As Pyrecter hands Nathan his Flamethrower back"Well we got some pesky Resistance Fighters, mind handling them?"With Pleasure"As Nathan rushed towards Ubel knocking him down chocking him, as Pyrecter and Ethan handles Sonja and Bonk"

Painis activates his self uber and charges at Nathan.painis shot two shovels seem his mouth at Nathan's head before tackling him.


Triggerhappy fires at Ethan and pyrecter,or at least in thier general direction.which meant Sonja and bonk where in the line of fire too.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Ugh! Violent as usual?! Fine then!" Ubel yelled, and charges after Nathan and Painis with his syringe gun, firing some, *cough cough*, questionable substances with his syringes. The substances were aids and ebola, plus some heroine.


Bonk grappled with Pyrecter, knocking her to the ground, and started clubbing her with his bat.

 

[MTchaos1134]

[beta vagineer has joined the server.]A special vagineer a drops from a tall building nearby.causing a small crater below him."?!EMOH YM RAEN GNIOD UOY ERA TAHW"he said looking at all the men in front of him.


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[Dawn2Dusk]

Sonja was about to reply, and then O.W.N happened. She moved out from where Ethan was standing to avoid the bullet hell Triggerhappy had brought on. So, she also moved onto Pyrecter. She made quite an effort to saw through the armor guarding their chest, and managed after about ten seconds. "Jesus, this is blunt." Sonja remarked, a smirk on her lips. "Wait, hold on, what the actual f**k ARE you? There is like, a space vortex in here. Hey Bonk, I found a space vortex in here. Are all Pyros secretly space vortexes? Wow. HEY CHARLOTTE, ARE YOU A SPACE VORTEX?" Sonja yelled, her stupid banter taking away battle time, so she spoke whilst she chipped away at Pyrecter's helmet. Charlotte shrugged. "No. I am an avid lover of pink fluffy unicorns, though!" She replied, digging her dolls out from nowhere and starting to play around.

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

MTchaos1134 volunteered to be staff for this rp and I agreed (Because I'm a scrub who is barely active.) so yeah. That's really all there is to say. bOi!!!

 

[DarkLordFTW]

(Staff, what do you mean by that? Like he stands in for you as owner of the rp?)

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Whelp. I'm going to go help Ubel and try to ignore the fact that there is a vagineer here." Bonk said, wide-eyed.