Fandom Red Vs Blu: The Very Retarded Battle. (TF2 Roleplay.)

[MTchaos1134]

Sonja shrugged. Charlotte, however, looked closely at it for some time. "It looks like a person..." She poked her head out of the window. "HELLO, UH, MISTER, MISS, MRS, OR OTHER UNDEFINED TITLE/GENDER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS?!"

When Charlotte spoke to it,it went on to its belly and started approaching the o.w.n vehicle quite quickly,and a rapid sound of a shotgun coking is heard as it slides.

 

[MTchaos1134]

Sonja shrugged. Charlotte, however, looked closely at it for some time. "It looks like a person..." She poked her head out of the window. "HELLO, UH, MISTER, MISS, MRS, OR OTHER UNDEFINED TITLE/GENDER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS?!"

When Charlotte spoke to it,it went on to its belly and started approaching the o.w.n vehicle quite quickly,and a rapid sound of a shotgun coking is heard as it slides.

 

[Shaded Skies]

As soon as he heard the sound of a shotgun being primed, he drew his own scattergun (nicknamed the Bandit's Scrapper) and rushed at the large enemy (need more details regarding its appearance). As he did so, he was constantly dodging left and right so the enemy couldn't get a clear shot.

 

[MTchaos1134]

(The shotgun cocking was the enemy moving as it slides across the floor,and they are human sized.)


The being stops,and is in clear view of the scout,it was a soldier,the scout hears it say."I am Painis cupcake,I will eat you."then the soldier gives a big grin.


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[Shaded Skies]

Arc smirked as the Bandit's Scrapper began glowing, with the typical sound of lighting as if a Kritzkrieg were being used on him. However, one wasn't, and he wasn't glowing or being overhealed.


"The great thing about not working for Redmond or Blutarc, is I'm allow to break the rules of their stupid war. I hired one of the best Medics in the world to give me an edge over Freaks like you. When he asked what kind of edge I wanted..."


He moved with a speed that made his image blur, until he was behind Painus, with his gun against his head.


"I asked for Speed."


He fired, and backed up, knowing Painus wasn't going to be dead from just one critical shot. He began strafing Painus, firing and reloading at ludicrous speeds, constantly changing direction.

 

[MTchaos1134]

[QUOTE="Shaded Skies]Arc smirked as the Bandit's Scrapper began glowing, with the typical sound of lighting as if a Kritzkrieg were being used on him. However, one wasn't, and he wasn't glowing or being overhealed.
"The great thing about not working for Redmond or Blutarc, is I'm allow to break the rules of their stupid war. I hired one of the best Medics in the world to give me an edge over Freaks like you. When he asked what kind of edge I wanted..."


He moved with a speed that made his image blur, until he was behind Painus, with his gun against his head.


"I asked for Speed."


He fired, and backed up, knowing Painus wasn't going to be dead from just one critical shot. He began strafing Painus, firing and reloading at ludicrous speeds, constantly changing direction.

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Becoming annoyed painis unnerved and shot a shovel with amazing accuracy at the scouts foot and impaling it to the ground,he then Slowly approaches the scout."I honor your strength,I won't eat you,but I want somthing else instead of you."He set out his hand,waiting for the scout to give him somthing,anything would do.

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

Sonja slowly processed what had just happened, and then threw a nearby half-eaten bag of Doritos at the Painis Cupcake. Charlotte just sat there, blank-faced, before bursting out into a cheery grin. "Does this mean you made a new friend today?! I'm so happy for you! Friendship is key, if the magical ponies taught me anything! Good job, Pain Cupcake!" She said.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

Spencer emerged from the van, and looked directly at Painis Cupcake, "Are you also here to steal the spotlight, Mr. Cupcake?" Spencer primed his dispenser properties.

 

[MTchaos1134]

Sonja slowly processed what had just happened, and then threw a nearby half-eaten bag of Doritos at the Painis Cupcake. Charlotte just sat there, blank-faced, before bursting out into a cheery grin. "Does this mean you made a new friend today?! I'm so happy for you! Friendship is key, if the magical ponies taught me anything! Good job, Pain Cupcake!" She said.

Catching the bag,painis eats the entire thing,wrapper and all.henthen gives Charlotte a thumbs up the. He looks at the dispenser,walked over to it and set his hand out,expecting somthing from the dispenser too.during all of this Triggerhappy was just watching painis cupcake.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"OH PLEASE NO!" Bonk yelled, remembering reading about Painis, he was almost as dangerous as Snoipah or the vagineers. He decided to put on his new shoes, which he was going to nickname "Increase from Light Speed to LUDICROUS SPEED!!!" (You get all the cookies ever if you get this reference.) And pulled everyone back inside the truck, accidentally grabbing Painis and pulling him in, due to his haste. "Well, let's go!" Bonk yelled, slamming his foot down on the accelerator. And off the cliff the truck did go, and it looked like everyone was about to become a pancake at the bottom of the ravine, had it not been for Bonk pressing a button on the dash of the truck that caused it to double jump, and land safely on the other side of the ravine. "Yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about!"

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

"How the actual f**k was that actually humanly possible?" Sonja thought aloud. "No seriously, how to fu-" Sonja was interrupted by Charlotte wimpily slapping her face. "DON'T SAY THE F WORD! IT'S NOT NICE, MR PAIN CUPCAKE WILL THINK YOU'RE A MEANIE!" She yelled, tears welling up in her eyes. Sonja scoffed and pushed her aside. "But really, how the fu- fudge. I was going to say fudge. How the fudge did we even double jump? That is, like, physically impossible for a truck of this weight and mass and stuff to jump even ONCE, let alone with people in it! I'm so... fudging confused."

 

[MTchaos1134]

"Believing!"said Triggerhappy from above the roof,and painis has no idea why he is in the vehicle,decides to eat the radio in it.

 

[MTchaos1134]

After eating it,Painis looks at the man who pulled him in..I am painis cupcake,who are you?"after this statement he stared at the man with a smile.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

The dispenser named Spencer did a double-take. He couldn't see anything, why was he pretending to react to things? Why wasn't he on the battlefield, idly replenishing Heavy's ammunition? Then the radio was eaten, and he awoke from his dream. He actually was capable of seeing things, and someone was doing strange things in the van.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Ah!" Bonk yelled. "I'm, uh, Bonk, Mr. Painis."

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

((Strange things in the van, eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Someone please spare me ten dollars so I can buy a galaxy print Holy Bible with a duck on it k thx))


"Can we just go already?! And, Bonk, there is no way I'm letting you drive again, from the sake of everyone in this truck, including those who are machines." And with that, Sonja got up, tugged Bonk out from the driver's seat, practically threw him into the passenger seat, jumped into the driver's seat and started to drive like a normal person and not a speeding demon. She concluded Bonk was a terrible driver because Scouts don't really need to drive what with their speed. Surprisingly, Charlotte was silent, gazing off into space and not giving a single damn about anything but sunshine and rainbows.

 

[MTchaos1134]

(Painis new color text is red. Yay!)"Where are we going anyways?"Said Triggerhappy,as it fired at a rabbit on the side of the street."are we going to where there are people?"painis said as he was looking around the car,being obviously bored.

 

[DarkLordFTW]

"Well, Imma just go hide in a oversized glove compartment now, wake me up from dreamland back into nightmare land when we get to the base." Bonk said, wandering off to go hide in an oversized glove compartment to enter dreamland and leave nightmare land.

 

[MTchaos1134]

"Well, Imma just go hide in a oversized glove compartment now, wake me up from dreamland back into nightmare land when we get to the base." Bonk said, wandering off to go hide in an oversized glove compartment to enter dreamland and leave nightmare land.

"I can keep you in dreamland if you want.."He said as he pulled out a plastic spork from a pocket

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

"No eating people is allowed in this truck, Painis." Sonja growled, already annoyed by the Cupcake.

 

[MTchaos1134]

"No eating people is allowed in this truck, Painis." Sonja growled, already annoyed by the Cupcake.

After he pulled out a spork,he also pulled out a teabag and cup."I wasn't going to eat him."said painis in a suspicious manner.

 

[Ferociousfeind]

"POTATOE" Spencer the dispenser said. It looked at painis suspiciously, "Alligator mother and children."

 

[MTchaos1134]

"POTATOE" Spencer the dispenser said. It looked at painis suspiciously, "Alligator mother and children."

"Babies?"Said Triggerhappy from above the car.

 

[Dawn2Dusk]

Sonja had no idea what Spencer was on about. All she knew was that Painis was most definitely about to eat Bonk. "Yeah, sure, just make your tea or whatever you're about to do." She said in a sarcastic manner.

 

[MTchaos1134]

Sonja had no idea what Spencer was on about. All she knew was that Painis was most definitely about to eat Bonk. "Yeah, sure, just make your tea or whatever you're about to do." She said in a sarcastic manner.

Painis makes his tea while looking at Sonja.


Triggerhappy saw somthing in the distance and it looked like buildings."Guys I think we made it."