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Yep. I can't wait to get this over with. Ryan |
Apparently I'm the only competent healer left around here, or anywhere for that matter. Serena |
I don't need anyone bothering me with my life on the line. Ryan |
Zane O'ConnerGurak
Gurak gave a thoughtful nod, before setting the crate of meat on the counter and staring down at this "new meat". "Well, I mean, you wouldn't necessarily be the 'new meat'. That's this stuff right here," he continued, patting the crate. "And it's dead as a doorknob. Dead and ground to shreds." If he looked closely, Zane would see a glimmer of an evil smile cross the orc's face, before it turned back into his usual, tired lunch lady expression. "But I'd assume you're the new recruit type of 'new meat'. It's got a lot less of a grisly future in store for you, don't you think?"
As for the rest of the new guy's questions, Gurak took his time in answering them, concentrating more on sifting through his box of meat (and batting away his drool) than actually listening. Once he remembered the question, though, the orc decided to have a little bit of fun with this new recruit. "Yea, he's pretty bad - if you like having some of the more... precious things in your life stolen, you know what I'm saying?" He followed this little comment up with a definitely-not-comforting wink and a pat on Zane's shoulder. "Rumor has it that he gets hard - and I mean really hard - for anyone, if you catch my drift. He's one of those guys, and I'd watch my hind shank around him, if you're picking up what I'm laying down."
With the other question - and a quick observation of the little scene that spawned it - Gurak took on a more serious tone for his answer. "Unfortunately, I'd have to say yes. Hope that doesn't turn you off from this guild too much - but hey, at least you missed our glorious leader's fight with his spinning-chair cohort." The orc gave Zane a hard stare just to show that he wasn't joking anymore. "I couldn't make up this stuff if I tried. You're not scared, are you?" Zane's apparent silence was enough of an answer for him, and the orc could only give him a "what can I do" kind of shrug, unaware that Zane was saving his speaking strength for something even Guah-reater. With that, Gurak turned his attention back to the crate on his counter and - soon enough - to the dwindling fire behind the counter he'd set it on. Cursing under his breath, the orc wondered what was taking Alister so long, but before he could start a search-
"Ggggggggggggggggggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"What in the blazes-!" Gurak was shaken from his thoughts by one of the loudest, most guttaral, and absolutelyarousingdisturbing moans he'd heard in his life. He wasn't quite sure what it was - was Zane shouting his name? Flattering, but that didn't sound right. Was he aroused at the orc's mention of their hard guild leader? Maybe. Did he swing that way? Or maybe - as the more plausible answer - something was definitelyrightwrong with this guy. "What the hell was that, new guy? Stress getting to you or something?" Gurak couldn't quite pin what aspect of that scream had made him uneasy, but it was definitely something. I'm gonna have to keep tabs on this guy - until we get the exorcist, Ryder, or some handcuffs. Or maybe all three.
Now visibly nervous and sweating, Gurak changed his approach with this new meat. "Alright buddy. I'll admit, that was a nice scream... m-maybe we can get you initiated now, eh?" The orc beat around the bush a bit more, frantically thinking of somewhere to hide this new guy while the priestmobile came. "Let's see...how about you get as far away form this guild as possiblehow about you, uh, get me some more firewood or something? " Without listening for a protest, the orc shoved a dull axe into Zane's hand and forced him out a side door, leaving him facing one of the few forests on the island. "Come back when you've got as much wood as our leader is packing!"
The Elder