Loony_Bin
Lost and Confused...I think
On the second floor of the guild there was one room that was very distinct from the others in how unlived in it seemed. From the day the resident of the room had moved into it to now there seemed to be no change to the room, no furniture was moved, no bags were on the floor, 90% of the time it was almost like nobody was even there, the other 10% of the time were times like these, when various pieces of the top half to an armor set were left on the floor, and a sword and shield were left lazily on a bed, all while a young man lay passed out on a desk in the upper left corner of the room. The lower half of his body was covered in armor, while a simple undershirt covered the top half. A few inches in front of his face there was a chessboard that was seemingly in the middle of a game that the black pieces seemed to be winning, to the left of that there was a black bound book with the letter L embroidered on the front that was being held open on a page by the young man's hand, then at the top of the desk sat a candle that had burned out hours ago. All of this combined with the small pool of drool accumulating near the young man's mouth made it clear he had seemingly passed out while playing chess, possibly with himself, in fact the sight was almost peaceful for a few moments.
Then, the glass broke.
That's when the young man shot up and grabbed the black book, shoving it into a drawer in the desk and quickly putting on the top half of his armor! He then grabbed the shield and sword from the bed as he stumbled into the hallway all while struggling to put on his helmet! He called out as he made his way towards the stairs, "ATTACK! ATTACK! WE MUST BE UNDER ATTACK!" Before bounding down the stairs, slamming into the doorway just before Serena and Ryder walked out! The man in the heavy armor set spoke quickly and with a great amount of worry, "Ryder, what is the problem here?! I heard glass breaking and that means someone must be breaking into the guild or-or...oh Christ..."
After taking just a second to read the energy of the room, the young man sighed and pulled off his helmet to reveal the very feminine face of Oden, the person who had previously been the Guild's newest member before today, and also the only one to have not gotten used to the Guild's morning antics. Oden looked tiredly around the room and pinched the bridge of his nose with an armored hand, "Well, it appears I've just made a gigantic ass of myself...what's going on today that's caused the sound of hundreds of windows to break at once?"
DVationz TheImmortalDeity
A few moments after Maria made her loud entrance, a pair of hands clasped the shoulders of the wannabe sowrds woman as a woman from behind her moved into Maria's view with a rather large grin on her face. The woman had dark hair that was swept to the side and was wearing a tattered dress and large brimmed top hat despite the weather, in fact it seemed that she had pieces of clothing covering every part of her body besides her face. This new woman took a deep bow, the smile on her face remaining the entire time, "Well hello there miss, if you're looking for glory and all that, then you came to the right place! My name is Jayn, and I am the humble leader of this fair guild!"
Jayn straightened herself as the smile slowly began to fade from her face as she paced around Maria for a few moments, "Unfortunately as it stands, we're desperately attempting to boost this guild's reputation, which means we've become VERY selective about who can and cannot join, and unfortunately, you meet none of our physical qualifications..." By this point, Jayn had turned her back on Maria completely and seemed to shake her head in pity, "That means that if you truely want this glory you speak of, we'd need to add you to the monthly membership program, which comes with a HEFTY fee..."
Lotusy (Fuck me Im to tired to post for Fola just yet, that'll have to wait till tomorrow)