SirBlazeALot
Seven Thousand Club
Doll Agia
Another day of protecting the weaklings of the kingdom from dangers unknown. What "joys" would today bring her? Perhaps another pig rapist? Hopefully not, rapists were boring. They never stood a chance unless they were attacking some lonely defenseless twerp. At least, that's the way Doll saw it. Every man or woman that said anything even remotely sexually inappropriate to her was met with a swift sock in the face.
Buzzing above the kingdom searching for trouble on this fine Morning/Afternoon/ whatever time of Day 2, all seemed to be in order. "How fucking boring." The bee woman had a pout on her face as she stared down at the streets below her. "Not a single crime. Have all the crooks around here transformed into quivering pussies?" she had a snobby vibe about her today, as if she was too powerful to merely monitor the city. It was highly unlike her, but really, she was pissed off from yesterday's incident with the King and that big doofy looking shiny thing. She could feel it in her gut, that thing was what needed to be watched.
As if nature, (or the humans depending on who you ask winkety wink wink winkle von winkberry) had answered her prayers, a giant flower sprouted into view and combusted. Now, use of such an aura was suspicious, but for a moment, Doll's sense of duty was over ridden by her immese interest in flowers. Without another word her wings beat furiously like a sexually frustrated 14 year old boy, propelling her toward the chaos at breakneck speeds. The aroma of the beautiful petals caught her senses and nearly made her melt. Like she usually does around flowers, she developed an intense sense of hunger. Whoever caused such a dramatic event would immediately regret making the volatile and tiny girl simultaneously hungry and dutiful. Before she landed, she caught glimpse of...another weird metal thing?! But this one was even stranger than the last, as well as an attractive red fox lady.
With a short stopped buzz the Guardian landed in front of the two with her giant heavy lance preemptively raised and pointed between the two suspects. "GUARDIAN. ON. DUTY! WHAT THE HELL IS...ALL OF THIS!? PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, BOTH OF YOU!! NO FUNNY STUFF!!"
@StoneyJr @MrLlama
Another day of protecting the weaklings of the kingdom from dangers unknown. What "joys" would today bring her? Perhaps another pig rapist? Hopefully not, rapists were boring. They never stood a chance unless they were attacking some lonely defenseless twerp. At least, that's the way Doll saw it. Every man or woman that said anything even remotely sexually inappropriate to her was met with a swift sock in the face.
Buzzing above the kingdom searching for trouble on this fine Morning/Afternoon/ whatever time of Day 2, all seemed to be in order. "How fucking boring." The bee woman had a pout on her face as she stared down at the streets below her. "Not a single crime. Have all the crooks around here transformed into quivering pussies?" she had a snobby vibe about her today, as if she was too powerful to merely monitor the city. It was highly unlike her, but really, she was pissed off from yesterday's incident with the King and that big doofy looking shiny thing. She could feel it in her gut, that thing was what needed to be watched.
As if nature, (or the humans depending on who you ask winkety wink wink winkle von winkberry) had answered her prayers, a giant flower sprouted into view and combusted. Now, use of such an aura was suspicious, but for a moment, Doll's sense of duty was over ridden by her immese interest in flowers. Without another word her wings beat furiously like a sexually frustrated 14 year old boy, propelling her toward the chaos at breakneck speeds. The aroma of the beautiful petals caught her senses and nearly made her melt. Like she usually does around flowers, she developed an intense sense of hunger. Whoever caused such a dramatic event would immediately regret making the volatile and tiny girl simultaneously hungry and dutiful. Before she landed, she caught glimpse of...another weird metal thing?! But this one was even stranger than the last, as well as an attractive red fox lady.
With a short stopped buzz the Guardian landed in front of the two with her giant heavy lance preemptively raised and pointed between the two suspects. "GUARDIAN. ON. DUTY! WHAT THE HELL IS...ALL OF THIS!? PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, BOTH OF YOU!! NO FUNNY STUFF!!"
@StoneyJr @MrLlama