The Butterfly Effect.

[kou]

*screams and latches onto you as the angst reaches chest height for me but probably like waist height for you* WE'RE GONNA DIE.
I am trying so hard to dislike her but IT JUST ISN'T WORKING.


I have decided that she won't press charges.


But.


Ugh.


Angst

*Puts you on my shoulders and scales the walls* NO THE FUCK WE AREN'T.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, we weren't supposed to feel bad.


Iris is probably going to send a fucking shit ton of things to apologize..

 

[Angst]

*Puts you on my shoulders and scales the walls* NO THE FUCK WE AREN'T.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, we weren't supposed to feel bad.


Iris is probably going to send a fucking shit ton of things to apologize..

*clings to you like a sloth as you climb* YOU CAN DO IT BABE.


WHYYYYYYYYYY SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIBLE. MY HEART.


Mordecai will not condone that. XP


She'll have to send it to the hospital.

 

[kou]

*clings to you like a sloth as you climb* YOU CAN DO IT BABE.
WHYYYYYYYYYY SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIBLE. MY HEART.


Mordecai will not condone that. XP


She'll have to send it to the hospital.

*Nearly trips seeing as your hands are on my neck* AISOIIORJJI THAT FUCKING TICKLES, STOP.


NOOOOO.


No.


How bad did Iris hurt her? O.o


Also, Mordecai can get REKT.

 

[Angst]

*Nearly trips seeing as your hands are on my neck* AISOIIORJJI THAT FUCKING TICKLES, STOP.
NOOOOO.


No.


How bad did Iris hurt her? O.o


Also, Mordecai can get REKT.

*removes hands from your neck* I'M SORRY MA- WAIT. FUCK. *falls into the pit of angst*


Yeeeeeess.


Oh, not too bad. It's not Iris's fault, don't worry child.


HE CAN. HE REALLY CAN. xD

 

[kou]

*removes hands from your neck* I'M SORRY MA- WAIT. FUCK. *falls into the pit of angst*
Yeeeeeess.


Oh, not too bad. It's not Iris's fault, don't worry child.


HE CAN. HE REALLY CAN. xD

OH MY GOD. *Falls in with you*


Okay..phew. Now I'm worried.

I made this..

 

[Angst]

OH MY GOD. *Falls in with you*
Okay..phew. Now I'm worried.

I made this..

*holds onto you as we sink into the angst-ridden depths*


I wish I could tell you there was no need to be worried but I'm not quite sure if that would be true. xD


IT'S BEAUTIFUL. xD I'M DYING. FUCKING LOVE IT.


I made this shitty thing while I should have been writing a post. Which I will do right now.


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[kou]

*holds onto you as we sink into the angst-ridden depths*
I wish I could tell you there was no need to be worried but I'm not quite sure if that would be true. xD


IT'S BEAUTIFUL. xD I'M DYING. FUCKING LOVE IT.


I made this shitty thing while I should have been writing a post. Which I will do right now.


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At least we went out together..


I am worried. Yup.


Have you not watched the movie?


OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT IS PERFECT.


HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

 

[Angst]

At least we went out together..
I am worried. Yup.


Have you not watched the movie?


OH MY FUCKING GOD, THAT IS PERFECT.


HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?

That is all that matters.





No, I am afraid I have not, because I am uncultured and sad.


...Which movie is it? xD


IT WAS JUST THAT APP I'VE BEEN USING FOR EVERY COLLAGE.


I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

 

[kou]

That is all that matters.



No, I am afraid I have not, because I am uncultured and sad.


...Which movie is it? xD


IT WAS JUST THAT APP I'VE BEEN USING FOR EVERY COLLAGE.


I AM GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

I was on a search for a gif and I found this and-

I thought for a moment that it filtered a term out and then I realized it didn't. xD


Oh my God, here:


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IwzZYRejZQ[/media]


IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

 

[Angst]

Mordecai Lester


{The Butterfly}

Spoiler: Keaton Henson :)

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Spoiler: Keaton Henson :)

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Spoiler: Keaton Henson :)

As Iris fled from the building, Mordecai could not help but feel as if he had done something horribly, terribly wrong. Now that the adrenaline had evaporated from his veins and he had sobered out, he was seriously beginning to regret behaving as he had. Walking out onto the front porch and back into the warm afternoon air, the man could've slapped himself. As usual, he had not even paused to consider how Iris might have been feeling about the entire ordeal. She had just beat a woman senseless for what was quite possibly the first time in her entire life. Somehow, it hadn't occurred to him that she may have been feeling more than a little bit guilty about that. She had a conscience, after all, and a very active one at that. Most people did. However, by her reaction, Mordecai got the inclination that whatever negative emotions that she was experiencing extended far beyond simple guilt.


It was him, wasn't it? In a way, he supposed that it was. Since the day he had met her, he had seen her in pain far too many times for it to be coincidental. Rosaline was just one example of the damage that he had caused. She was his problem, not Iris's. What concern of Iris's was it if the woman decided to invade his personal space? The answer to that question was a very complicated one. It shouldn't have been her concern, but her love for him had made it her concern, and she had been driven to violence because of it. Slowly but surely, Mordecai was beginning to realize that he was turning her into something, by association, that she truly didn't want to be, and that he didn't want her to be, either. He wanted her to be safe, and happy, and...and pure. But instead, he seemed to only be capable of bringing out the worst in her. The warning of Miles Jackson rang through his head without warning, and left a sour taste in his mouth. Maybe he really was serving as an impetus to uncover the demon that her mother had buried deep inside her. Mordecai Lester could not have hated himself more in that moment if he had tried.


With slow, dragging steps and a heavy heart, he made his way to the car, forcing himself to open the passenger side door and climb inside, only to see Iris sitting beside him, head in her hands.





"I feel as if I should thank you, but now does not seem to be the appropriate time," he began, swallowing hard as he tried to formulate the words to say exactly what it was that he wanted to say. "And so I will apologize. I will apologize for dragging you into such a troubled, hell bound life as mine, and for causing your opinion of yourself to sink to such depths. It is evident in your eyes, my dear. But know this, love; if it is of any consolation, you are not your mother. Emelia Mason hurts for the purpose of hurting. You, on the other hand, hurt for the purpose of protection. I am not trying to convince you that either is right, but at least in your case it is forgivable. Even so, if this is what it does to you, then I do not wish for you to feel obligated to protect me under any circumstances, Iris, and for this reason, my offer still stands. If you wish it, I will go."

 

[kou]

When the song is fucking you up.

 

[Angst]

When the song is fucking you up.

But...but I put a smile on the tab. That should have made it better.

 

[kou]

But...but I put a smile on the tab. That should have made it better.

I am dying internally.


Mordecai shouldn't feel like that..Iris is just really fucking traumatized right now.


Damn.

 

[Angst]

I am dying internally.
Mordecai shouldn't feel like that..Iris is just really fucking traumatized right now.


Damn.

I am sorry if I misread the situation.


I'm starting to think that he just has really low self-esteem for a prideful asshole.


Also, do you need a hug?

 

[kou]

I am sorry if I misread the situation.
I'm starting to think that he just has really low self-esteem for a prideful asshole.


Also, do you need a hug?

This font title is making me feel sadder "Just Me Again Down Here."


No, it's okay..why are you so angsty, Johanna? Dammit.


I really want to hug him and be like "shut the fuck up, besides your tendency to kill and injure you are an awesome person."


Yes, I do. *Hugs you*

 

[Angst]

This font title is making me feel sadder "Just Me Again Down Here."
No, it's okay..why are you so angsty, Johanna? Dammit.


I really want to hug him and be like "shut the fuck up, besides your tendency to kill and injure you are an awesome person."


Yes, I do. *Hugs you*

Why the fuck do you use such a depressing font, damn. T-T


I don't know, I'm just verbose and small and have way too many emotions and I should really just chill.


I want to slap him, to be honest. Dick needs to man up. XP He's too much like his mother.


*hugs you back* It'll all be ok...George brought cake.

 

[kou]

Why the fuck do you use such a depressing font, damn. T-T
I don't know, I'm just verbose and small and have way too many emotions and I should really just chill.


I want to slap him, to be honest. Dick needs to man up. XP He's too much like his mother.


*hugs you back* It'll all be ok...George brought cake.

I really don't know. Now I'm using "Just Another Hand".


Verbose and small...so fucking adorable. It's alright, love. One day you'll be rid of the angst. Unless you don't want to be.


What was his mother like, actually?


CAKE. *Leaps up from floor and sprints towards George* GIVE ME.

 

[Angst]

I really don't know. Now I'm using "Just Another Hand".
Verbose and small...so fucking adorable. It's alright, love. One day you'll be rid of the angst. Unless you don't want to be.


What was his mother like, actually?


CAKE. *Leaps up from floor and sprints towards George* GIVE ME.

That made my mind go in an entirely different direction.


I might be small but I will fight you. If I tried really hard I could probably stop being angsty. I can make an attempt. xD


I was actually referring to myself ( ) but she was a real bitch. Really nervous, mousy woman who resorted to screaming to vent out her anxieties. In case you wanted to know.


George: *grabs the flaming cake* *hops onto electric wheelchair* *drives off at full speed*

 

[kou]

That made my mind go in an entirely different direction.
I might be small but I will fight you. If I tried really hard I could probably stop being angsty. I can make an attempt. xD


I was actually referring to myself ( ) but she was a real bitch. Really nervous, mousy woman who resorted to screaming to vent out her anxieties. In case you wanted to know.


George: *grabs the flaming cake* *hops onto electric wheelchair* *drives off at full speed*

Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood....


So violent. You'd possibly implode in the process, no thanks..


Stop it..


No..


Don't have self-esteem issues. Why do the most amazing people have self-esteem issues? So..basically..Petunia and Vernon..and Rosaline is like Dudley..and Mordecai is Harry Potter.


That bitch.


What the--


Holy shit, George is badass.

 

[Angst]

Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood....
So violent. You'd possibly implode in the process, no thanks..


Stop it..


No..


Don't have self-esteem issues. Why do the most amazing people have self-esteem issues? So..basically..Petunia and Vernon..and Rosaline is like Dudley..and Mordecai is Harry Potter.


That bitch.


What the--


Holy shit, George is badass.

DO YOU DOUBT MY ABILITY TO FIGHT YOU? HUH?


Aw hon, do not worry, it is not that bad. BEST. ANALOGY. EVER. xD Perfect, absolutely perfect.


And now I'm imagining Dudley being in love with Harry and I have been scarred.


Good news is she's dead now, right? (OuO)


George ain't sharing, man. That man is very attached to his cake.

 

[kou]

DO YOU DOUBT MY ABILITY TO FIGHT YOU? HUH?


Aw hon, do not worry, it is not that bad. BEST. ANALOGY. EVER. xD Perfect, absolutely perfect.


And now I'm imagining Dudley being in love with Harry and I have been scarred.


Good news is she's dead now, right? (OuO)


George ain't sharing, man. That man is very attached to his cake.

Turn that smile upside down:


Uh... yes.


Good, it'd better not be. I have gotten images and I am sure there is fanfic.


http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dudley Dursley*s*Harry Potter/works


Yup, there is.


Yuss, that's the good news. (B^D)


I just bursted out laughing because I am imagining this shit.

 

[Angst]

Turn that smile upside down:
Uh... yes.


Good, it'd better not be. I have gotten images and I am sure there is fanfic.


http://archiveofourown.org/tags/Dudley Dursley*s*Harry Potter/works


Yup, there is.


Yuss, that's the good news. (B^D)


I just bursted out laughing because I am imagining this shit.

But why :|


Alright, fine. Be that way. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and buy some platform shoes.


I told myself I wouldn't click the link.


And then I did.


And I read the overview of the first one.


And I am afraid.


*"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" starts playing*


So am I, and I think someone really needs to make a movie about George.

 

[kou]

But why :|
Alright, fine. Be that way. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go and buy some platform shoes.


I told myself I wouldn't click the link.


And then I did.


And I read the overview of the first one.


And I am afraid.


*"Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" starts playing*


So am I, and I think someone really needs to make a movie about George.

I don't know, why are you being so mean to me? (TAT)


Oh...I ALMOST FORGOT THAT CUTE LITTLE DOLLIE OUTF--- nothing.


I am really disappointed that that got up to 700 kudos.


*Is reading it*


Oh my God.


*Dances around burning corpses*


..


Don't you mean Jackass?

 

[Angst]

I don't know, why are you being so mean to me? (TAT)
Oh...I ALMOST FORGOT THAT CUTE LITTLE DOLLIE OUTF--- nothing.


I am really disappointed that that got up to 700 kudos.


*Is reading it*


Oh my God.


*Dances around burning corpses*


..


Don't you mean Jackass?

Because I'm an asshole, that's why. IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION. I AM SORRY.


*turns around* *narrows eyes* What the fuck did you just say?


It got-


What the fuck?


NO. STOP. DO NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF.


*roasts marshmallows over the lovely fire*


Oh my gosh.


I have just realized.


Legit, though.

 

[kou]

Because I'm an asshole, that's why. IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION. I AM SORRY.
*turns around* *narrows eyes* What the fuck did you just say?


It got-


What the fuck?


NO. STOP. DO NOT DO THIS TO YOURSELF.


*roasts marshmallows over the lovely fire*


Oh my gosh.


I have just realized.


Legit, though.

I told you about my kink for assholes, asshole. IT IS ALRIGHT, YOU ARE FORGIVEN.


*Backs away* N-nothing..I didn't say anything.. *hides pink bow behind my back*


I AM DOING IT.


Wow..


This is not as bad as the other stuff I--


*Ahem*


*Steals your marshmellows*


I had a strange crush on Johnny Knoxville.