Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[HTCOR]

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I'm very dense.

Also. I posted, what do you all think? It wasn't a great being summoned post...But.

...Alright. And you did well!

I feel like I've already cemented Lancer as the comedy relief. Oops.

I am the comedy relief. And I will prove it.

 

[hudhouse]

I feel like I've already cemented Lancer as the comedy relief. Oops.

AND IF YOUR THE VILLAIN AND BECOME THE COMEDIC HAM....

 

[Girouette]

I don't know. Lancer is the definition of Over the top.

 

[HTCOR]

You did well, Lancer.


And I AM THE COMEDY RELIEF. And you may be my competition.

 

[Girouette]

No. You may be MY competition, knave!

 

[HTCOR]

No. You may be MY competition, knave!

Ahem. I came first. You can't shove me out of the spotlight.

And I picked the humorous hero.

 

[Kalin Scarlet]

I feel like I've already cemented Lancer as the comedy relief. Oops.

That makes you the true hero of this RP, don't you know?

 

[Godhowsae]

I feel like I've already cemented Lancer as the comedy relief. Oops.

Generally, your master would be summoning you instead of you simply being brought forth. It isn't unheard of for accidental summoning to take place though. I'm uncertain if Kalin Scarlet had something specific in mind, or not. You two could have planned this for all I know though.

 

[Girouette]

He did summon me.

He just got knocked out. *Points at his CS*

 

[HTCOR]

That makes you the true hero of this RP, don't you know?

Kalin, stop. We don't need more heroes in this RP. Not after the last one who ate all of the chocolate that belonged to Beserker.

 

[Girouette]

No. I picked the definition of a humorous hero!

 

[HTCOR]

No. I picked the definition of a humorous hero!

I'm sorry. I'm your Elder and your Tour Guide for this World. *Sighs as Assassin actually does stuff to entertain himself by this point. Like taking long enthusiastic walks*

 

[Birdsie]

LANCER
Location: Another basement in the suburbs, they're popular summoning sites.​

It was a dark and stormy night....No...A long long time ago...
No, It's right now.

To onlookers, the sudden appearance of overly-clad in armor, yet rather short girl, would be a spectacle to behold! If there were onlookers, which the armored girl noticed as she dropped the..."Pose" she was summoned in.

"Where is my crowd? My cheers! A knight like me isn't suited for such a drab summoning! Where even is my knightly comrade, who brought me here!?" Is very likely what the girl exclaimed upon noticing how terribly boring the basement was.

After a few moments of adjusting her stance and assessing the ruin, she marched over to her master, and promptly kicked him in the side...Lightly, of course, yelling at the top of her lungs...Most likely heard by the neighbors and and wandering alleycats.

"AWAKEN, YOU KNAVE, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE NAPPING, AS I, THE GREATEST HEROIC KNIGHT TO HAVE EVER LIVED, HAS BEEN BROUGHT FORTH TO YOU!"

After a few seconds of unresponsiveness, she would drop down on her knees and begin sobbing dramatically. (A feat accompanied by the armors heft hitting the ground hard enough to slightly scratch it.)

"Ah! Ah! My summoner has perished by the sheer magnificence of my honor and strength, I must be such a powerful heroic spirit in this realm, that I was too much for the poor boy! I shall honor his death!"

At this point, should her master wake, it would take a moment for her to notice.

​

 

[HTCOR]

No. I picked the definition of a humorous hero!

But in all seriousness...what section of the city are you generally screaming at?

 

[Girouette]

Birdsie is that a good response?

Uh...I dunno. ALL OF IT...Uh...
THE ONE NEAR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS.

 

[HTCOR]

Birdsie is that a good response?

Uh...I dunno. ALL OF IT...Uh...
THE ONE NEAR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS.

*Assassin-kun sighs, and gets off his lazy bum and happily gets out of the rain*

 

[Birdsie]

Birdsie is that a good response?

Uh...I dunno. ALL OF IT...Uh...
THE ONE NEAR YOU. CONGRATULATIONS.

That's just an attempt at defining the crack levels of the post.

Old Man Henderson's Scale of Crack:

-50 Hendersons: Perfectly calm, sophisticated.
-25 Hendersons: Calm, adult.
-5 Hendersons: Somewhat civil.
0 Hendersons: Disturbed.
5 Hendersons: Slightly intoxicated.
25 Hendersons: After imbibing copious amounts of crack and cocaine.
50 Hendersons: The post is beyond narcotics. It is the essence of "high."
66+ Hendersons: Beyond definition.

The post you uploaded falls somewhere between 20 and 30.

 

[Girouette]

Exactly what I was going for.

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

I feel like I've already cemented Lancer as the comedy relief. Oops.

You haven't seen Clovis' post yet.

 

[HTCOR]

You haven't seen Clovis' post yet.

Clovis and Assassin are the comedy duo all the time, obviously

 

[Girouette]

Hmph.

 

[Iskandar]

I want to post but mobile rpn makes me want to die

 

[Godhowsae]

He did summon me.

He just got knocked out. *Points at his CS*

Ah. I hadn't realized.

 

[HTCOR]

Ah. I hadn't realized.

*Casually sits in the room as a deadly Assassin, looking at this sad little Master*

"....Hey. Hey. Hey Carl. Can I have your autograph?"

 

[HTCOR]

...Somehow, I hope everyone can feel Assassin's 'oh god what have I gotten myself into'