Futuristic Portals to the Afterlife - OCC

[Rhakun]

I thought being a pirate was a perfect excuse for moral degeneracy!

I mean.
What else do you do.

 

[Kaerri]

I mean.
What else do you do.

Exactly!

 

[The One Called X]

I thought being a pirate was a perfect excuse for moral degeneracy!

Mmmm The One Called X Kaerri's got a point there.

I mean.
What else do you do.

um

uh

BUT THE CHILDREN. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

 

[Life.]

um

uh

BUT THE CHILDREN. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

They'll learn eventually. Gotta start them off young anyways.

 

[The One Called X]

They'll learn eventually. Gotta start them off young anyways.

*is floored by the indencency*

 

[Chordling]

As much as I would love to punish Kaerri for her inappropro scene, I cannot. She is admin. I am merely mod. Both of us are immune to the site's warning system. #sorrynotsorry

 

[Rhakun]

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

"[...]His clothes tattered and dirtied, it was obvious that no one, not even the children designated as the powder monkeys, were excluded from today's festivities. His freckled face revealed a toothy grin, and in his hands a small mug of liquor that no one really bothered to take away from him. They were pirates after all, who cares if small boys got a taste of a bit of spirits."
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Heh.

 

[The One Called X]

*silent screams of moral outrage*

 

[Rhakun]

As much as I would love to punish Kaerri for her inappropro scene, I cannot. She is admin. I am merely mod. Both of us are immune to the site's warning system. #sorrynotsorry

Woah ok this system is RIGGED
WHaT If I WANT TO LeWD

 

[Chordling]

WHaT If I WANT TO LeWD

Then Kaerri will have the pleasure to do the following :

 

[Pretzel Heart]

Smells like corruption of power.....
(I kid xD)

 

[Syrenrei]

The One Called X You're just mad he's not checking out Angelica's rack.

 

[Kaerri]

She ran off too fast.

 

[Rhakun]

Then Kaerri

Aww, shocks. (LITERALLY HEHEHEH)
I'll just stick to being borderline suggestive then.

 

[The One Called X]

The One Called X You're just mad he's not checking out Angelica's rack.

hoW DAre yOU

She ran off too fast.

but like he would if she was there??????

not that there's a whole lot to check out

 

[Kaerri]

Aww, shocks. (LITERALLY HEHEHEH)
I'll just stick to being borderline suggestive then.

Hehe, you're fine. Suggestive is fine. I just like writing vaguely because it adds a kind of pseudo-gentility to it, for irony. I could totally have just said "Torrey found himself staring at her chest" and that's fine too.

but like he would if she was there??????

not that there's a whole lot to check out

 

[The One Called X]

so the takeaway from this is that Torrey is a lech with low standards, got it.

 

[Kaerri]

so the takeaway from this is that Torrey is a lech with low standards, got it.

Nuh-uh, he's just drunk right now. No comment on the second part, 'cause that's surely more reflective of Angelica's self-image issues than Torrey's standards.

 

[The One Called X]

Nuh-uh, he's just drunk right now. No comment on the second part, 'cause that's surely more reflective of Angelica's self-image issues than Torrey's standards.

all I hear is agreement from you

 

[SentinelSevn]

"[...]His clothes tattered and dirtied, it was obvious that no one, not even the children designated as the powder monkeys, were excluded from today's festivities. His freckled face revealed a toothy grin, and in his hands a small mug of liquor that no one really bothered to take away from him. They were pirates after all, who cares if small boys got a taste of a bit of spirits."
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Heh.

Oh hey that's from my first post, heheh. What do you expect, they're pirates?

 

[The One Called X]

Oh hey that's from my first post, heheh. What do you expect, they're pirates?

I expect FAMILY VALUES and STRONG CHRISTIAN MORALS and MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

 

[SentinelSevn]

I expect FAMILY VALUES and STRONG CHRISTIAN MORALS and MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Well Emil's going to give you flintlocks and explosions and bloodshed.

And an apparent love for children and attention.

 

[Rhakun]

Get those posts going for more drunk science yo

 

[Syrenrei]

Get those posts going for more drunk science yo

Faraday is going to have to represent!

 

[Life.]

Oh that's right Brie needs to attend to drunk Faraday. Although healing is not what he's gonna get.