Fantasy Vampire Corps of Eldergaard (Ooc)

[Reynarda]

I mean, I feel like all our people deal with their trauma in extremely healthy ways.

At least two out of three of those aren't actually dead? ;P

So I figured Gigi would be given a very stately room with a large comfy bed and all Clan Salazar thinks human princesses need, and Cyn and Rose would be given a hotel-style two singles, and Alyx, Astrid, and Leo would get a triple. Lucia was not lying, they will bring anything a guest asks for. They'll give special attention to Georgiana but they'll also keep an eye on Alyx's group because she is a vampire, so she gets business-class treatment. Leo can demand all he wants and they will most likely bring it to him. xD Astrid is going to want answers and a bath.

 

[Mikotsuhime]

Leo is on his very best behaviour right now. He does not actually want to impact Alyx’s reputation. But he does want a comb, and some shampoo.

If he was feeling more confident he would probably ask for a hair dryer, just to see what they would bring him lol. But he can already hear Cyn and Rose pre-emptively being like ‘don’t bully the vampires they’re being nice to you’.

 

[Reynarda]

The vampires would very confidently bring him something warded with wind magic.

ALSO DANG IT LEO

Alyx was hoping no one caught that! Now she's going to have to change her name and move to Allaria!

 

[jones573]

oh dont worry alyx, EVERYBODY caught that

Gigi definitely did and she WILL be following up

 

[Reynarda]

Sure, Alyx, that explanation made perfect sense

Alyx really just wants to walk around telling everyone it's none of their business, bahahaha

 

[jones573]

Alyx: I have answered the questions

Leo and Astrid: you havent answered shit-

Alyx: I HAVE ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS

 

[Mikotsuhime]

Leo is just so used to bizarre relationship bullshit he's like 'ok sounds fair'.

I love Cyn very very dearly but if I ever play him again i'm just saying 'he spoke with a heavy dialect' or something. The reason for this is because on more than one occasion over the past few weeks I've found myself slipping into his speech style during conversations. OTL I have never dropped so many 'aint's in my life.

 

[Reynarda]

BAHAHAHAHA YUP PRETTY MUCH

Astrid has so many important questions but honestly the most important one is: IS HE CUTE

Also I am DYING because my plot for Maksim's entrance ABSOLUTELY involves him sweeping her off her feet

Oh my word, I do this so often--I frequently use phrases some of my nerds would use

 

[Reynarda]

CYN IS TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD

 

[Mikotsuhime]

He just wants everybody to be happy and healthy even if he knows it’s impossible. He’s such a sweet boy.

 

[Reynarda]

Too sweet and must be protected.

Eldergaardians like attending bath houses together, so Alyx's aversion to this practice only gives Astrid more fodder to work with. This is truly a delight because Alyx teases her all the time about this or that, but Astrid has never had something to tease Alyx about (besides her worrying and crazy-ass plans) until now! And she is not! Letting this chance! Pass!

 

[Mikotsuhime]

'Bout to give Alyx a full on heart attack.

 

[Mikotsuhime]

also i'm sorry i'm kind of messing with the bottom half of your post but there is no way rose would NOT do this

 

[Reynarda]

IM CRYING

 

[Reynarda]

I’m at my parents’ house and I just made the most undignified squawk and my family is so confused

 

[Reynarda]

I’ll rewrite it because this is WAY BETTER

 

[Reynarda]

Alyx is DED

She can’t handle this embarrassment ANYMORE

 

[Mikotsuhime]

Rose has NO IDEA what modesty and privacy are he just knows a potential threat when he hears one.

 

[Reynarda]

After Rose closes the door, Alyx is just standing there in her towel with a horrified look on her face and Astrid is doubled over HOWLING with laughter

 

[Mikotsuhime]

Rose is a BIT embarrassed but he insists he was doing the right thing, and it’s not like he LOOKED.

 

[Reynarda]

Alyx would have been marginally less embarrassed if it had been ANYONE ELSE

Cyn or Leo? Fine. Gigi? Less fine, but whatever.

But Rose is supposed to see her as a DANGEROUS and COMPETENT vampire, not an embarrassed woman in a towel!

 

[jones573]

yall im screaming

 

[jones573]

also Gigi is gonna have a quick cry and then fall asleep, so feel free to skip me

 

[Reynarda]

Alyx: everything that has occurred in the past 24 hours is YOUR FAULT

Astrid, wiping away tears of laughter: I've made so many good life choices

 

[Reynarda]

Also I figured Alyx would return from helping the gents with their magic tub, wash Leo's clothes, and then follow Astrid's and Gigi's example and SLEEP

So we can progress to the dinner (which will mostly consist of Henryk being a dick and Lucia prying into everyone's personal lives) if you would like

You thought that Auntie Lucia only pries into Alyx's business? THINK AGAIN She's an elder and she can say WHATEVER SHE WANTS and no one can STOP HER