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Quick question before I continue to associate with all yall
Are green grapes or purple grapes superior?
Are green grapes or purple grapes superior?
Cephalop0ds_
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Green grapes, but only the crunchy ones.
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You are righteous.
Cephalop0ds_
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Finally someone understands.
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Grapes can either be the best or worst fruit ever. It just depends on the crunchiness.
There's nothing that displeases me more than a soft grape
There's nothing that displeases me more than a soft grape
Cephalop0ds_
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RIGHT? I think what's worse is biting into the seeds. Plus the risk of choking
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DISGUSTANG
That's why seedless grapes are a godsend
That's why seedless grapes are a godsend
Cephalop0ds_
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Praise be the green grapes.
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All hail green grapes
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More incorrect quotes:
Ares, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Grape: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Hekate: look Hermes, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Hekate: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Hermes: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Grape: You could lose a few.
Light: You could be less lazy.
Aulos: Don’t be such a bitch.
Hermes: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Hestia: N... No!
Light: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Ares: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Hekate: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Ares: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
Hermes: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Hermes: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
Hestia: Did you wash the dishes?
Hermes: I thought you wanted to do that...
Hestia: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
Ares: Can I have your number?
Grape, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
Ares: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Hestia: Yes.
Ares: I love you.
Hestia: It back.
*Later*
Hekate: Why is Ares crying face-down on the floor?
Aulos: Hey guys, today Hermes pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Aulos: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.
Hermes: Hekate! I can't do this stupid math!
Hekate: What’s the math problem?
Hermes: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Aulos, covering Grape's ears, while Hekate smacks Hermes upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Hekate: Hestia likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Hestia: Yesterday, I overheard Hekate saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hermes replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Hestia, Entering Hermes's room: Ares did it again.
Hermes: Peace disturbance?
Hestia: What no-
Hermes: Arson..?
Hestia: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Hermes: uh....Attempted murder?
Hestia: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Light: Say no to drugs.
Hekate: Say yes to drugs.
Ares: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Hestia, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Aulos: Hey.
Hermes: Hi.
Ares: Hello.
Grape: Hey!
Hestia: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Light: We were out of Doritos.
Grape, looking over Light’s shoulder: You can draw?
Light, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
Ares: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Ares: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Grape: Uh... what's up with them?
Hestia: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Ares: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Hermes, crying: It's working.
Ares, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are..
Grape: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!
Hekate: look Hermes, I'm not slut shaming you but...
Hekate: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.
Hermes: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Grape: You could lose a few.
Light: You could be less lazy.
Aulos: Don’t be such a bitch.
Hermes: Okay DAMN, SHIT.
Hestia: N... No!
Light: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Ares: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.
Hekate: You were too lazy to read the book?!
Ares: I was too lazy to watch the movie.
Hermes: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Hermes: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
Hestia: Did you wash the dishes?
Hermes: I thought you wanted to do that...
Hestia: *chuckles* You were WRONG.
Ares: Can I have your number?
Grape, visible texting: I don't have a phone.
Ares: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Hestia: Yes.
Ares: I love you.
Hestia: It back.
*Later*
Hekate: Why is Ares crying face-down on the floor?
Aulos: Hey guys, today Hermes pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put them down.
Aulos: The benefits of killing them are that I would get pushed way less.
Hermes: Hekate! I can't do this stupid math!
Hekate: What’s the math problem?
Hermes: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Aulos, covering Grape's ears, while Hekate smacks Hermes upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
Hekate: Hestia likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution,’ but I happen to believe you can be both.
Hestia: Yesterday, I overheard Hekate saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Hermes replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Hestia, Entering Hermes's room: Ares did it again.
Hermes: Peace disturbance?
Hestia: What no-
Hermes: Arson..?
Hestia: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Hermes: uh....Attempted murder?
Hestia: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-
Light: Say no to drugs.
Hekate: Say yes to drugs.
Ares: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.
Hestia, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Aulos: Hey.
Hermes: Hi.
Ares: Hello.
Grape: Hey!
Hestia: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Light: We were out of Doritos.
Grape, looking over Light’s shoulder: You can draw?
Light, stopping what they were doing: You can speak?
Ares: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Ares: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Grape: Uh... what's up with them?
Hestia: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Ares: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Hermes, crying: It's working.
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Hestia: N... No!
Light: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Should not have gotten me that bad. Light would make an argument then get confused.
Light: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???
Should not have gotten me that bad. Light would make an argument then get confused.
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I thought it would suit him well 
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Also, the whole drawing thing was inspired by the fact that Cronus has one of the most infinitely well-known disturbing paintings of the 1800's.
It was called Saturno devorando a su hijo or Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco De Goya and is still to this day considered one of the most graphically dark paintings of all time.
Well, visually, there's also Peter Paul Ruben's Saturn Devouring His Son that was more literal with its interruption and since it's a child some would say it's more disturbing but from an artistic standpoint Franciso really captured what and who Cronus was. And also, I can actually look at Peter's painting unlike Franciso is the equivalent of a still life jump scare.
It was called Saturno devorando a su hijo or Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco De Goya and is still to this day considered one of the most graphically dark paintings of all time.
Well, visually, there's also Peter Paul Ruben's Saturn Devouring His Son that was more literal with its interruption and since it's a child some would say it's more disturbing but from an artistic standpoint Franciso really captured what and who Cronus was. And also, I can actually look at Peter's painting unlike Franciso is the equivalent of a still life jump scare.
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How to keep yourself awake at night for all eternity?
Look at this shit right here:
Terrifying asf
Look at this shit right here:
Terrifying asf
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Yeah. I realized Hikate was the closest thing to a gothic archetype we had so I wanted to create a 'goth kid'. Not sure if picking the story about a fallen hero turned cannibalism was the right choice, but I never realized the Cyclops' made Poseidon's trident, so it really snowballed the idea.
So, if there's was a black smithing class or club Light would be there.
Also, since Hermes is Zeus' son and Zeus is the six son of Gala who also gave birth to Cronus, I guess this means Light and Hermes are cousins but that's up to you.
So, if there's was a black smithing class or club Light would be there.
Also, since Hermes is Zeus' son and Zeus is the six son of Gala who also gave birth to Cronus, I guess this means Light and Hermes are cousins but that's up to you.
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Omg- Sure, we could make them cousins 
Light and Hermes when they first see each other in the crowd of students:
Light and Hermes when they first see each other in the crowd of students:
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"Ja'cuse you betrayed me!"
Is all I ever think of when I see that spiderman drawing.
Is all I ever think of when I see that spiderman drawing.
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Lmao XD
But to be honest we don't wanna get too technical with relations
For example:
~Zeus overthrew Kronos, who ruled before him. Zeus and Hestia were siblings, because the 12 original Olympians were all Kronos' children. Therefore, Hestia would technically be Hermes' aunt.
~Ares and Athena are siblings according to the mythology.
~Uranus is the father of the titans as well as Aphrodite, which means that Hestia and Grape are very distantly related. Uranus is also the father of the cyclopes, which makes all 3 of them related.
But to be honest we don't wanna get too technical with relations
For example:
~Zeus overthrew Kronos, who ruled before him. Zeus and Hestia were siblings, because the 12 original Olympians were all Kronos' children. Therefore, Hestia would technically be Hermes' aunt.
~Ares and Athena are siblings according to the mythology.
~Uranus is the father of the titans as well as Aphrodite, which means that Hestia and Grape are very distantly related. Uranus is also the father of the cyclopes, which makes all 3 of them related.
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Well...
*Smacks lips and turns to Greek Mythology tree*
Technically everyone is related...
And Cronus' first wife was his sister...
Greek Mythology is weird.
*Smacks lips and turns to Greek Mythology tree*
Technically everyone is related...
And Cronus' first wife was his sister...
Greek Mythology is weird.
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Sweet Home Alabama
Where the skies are blue
Yeah so we're just going to ignore the incesty-wincesty nature of the Greek gods' family tree
But yeah Hermes would probably stay in his room until Light showed up at the family gathering
He'd be the favorite cousin
Where the skies are blue
Yeah so we're just going to ignore the incesty-wincesty nature of the Greek gods' family tree
But yeah Hermes would probably stay in his room until Light showed up at the family gathering
He'd be the favorite cousin
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D'awww
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"I'm glad my father didn't kill your father; I like the snacks you sneak from the kitchen."
"Uh... right back at you, Light."
"Uh... right back at you, Light."
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"Yeah- glad my father was civil enough to not smite your dad on sight-"
