Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"Assertiveness lesson number one- tell him to GET OFF."
"Um- excuse me sir- you're sitting on my body- which is also my face-"

Classic

 

[Forevermore]

Eos: You're a little BITCH- >:]
Astra: I know :')

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Light: "Oh! What is this party over 'ere? Hello, everybody!"
Hermes: "Oh! Who are you?"
Light: "Why I'm Light."
Astra: "This is Light, I found him while I was in a tree."
Hermes: "I'm having quiet a ball in Wonderland what about you all?"
Hermes: "Oh! Who are you?"
Astra: "I'm Astra."
Hermes: "Oh! Are you the son of Aphrodite?"
Grapefruit: "You have no idea, mother fucker!"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Lmao XDDD

 

[Forevermore]

"Lust pigeon"
I can't even

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Eros and Himeros care for a younger Grapefruit:

Eros: "Why are you feedin' him gummy bears and soda for breakfast???"
Himeros: "Cause he's a growin' boy."
Eros: "No-! Growing kids need protein and- and calcium and carbohydrates!"
Himeros: *Places hand on chest and gasp* "How dare you speak those words to me!"
Eros: "He doesn't need all this sugar and carbonation."
Himeros: "But carbonation doesn' have any side effects."
Eros: "That's beside the point-! 'ere!" *Takes the snacks from Grapefruit and grabs his small hand*
Grapefruit: *Reaches out for snacks*
Eros: "Were gonna eat an actual proper breakfast."
Himeros: "You're a health nut."
Eros: "Grape, I bet you'll love green peppers."
Himeros: "EROS!"
Eros: *Turns around* "WHAT?!"
Himeros: "If I see broccoli on that kid's plate I'ma hurt you and I'll make it look like an accident!"
Eros: *Squints*

 

[Forevermore]

"Why are you two fighting?"
"Nutrition."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Ah yes, of course

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

I like to think Himeros had enrolled in the school when they were first creating it and he was nothing but chaos and now the mere sight of him angers the Gods and Athena is praying Grapefruit is nothing like him.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena is having ptsd

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

She hears the accents, sees the curly hair and the limited clothing and is just:
"Oh Zeus- not this again..."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

I wonder if she considered not even letting Grapefruit enroll XD

 

[Forevermore]

'No god please no'

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

"He can enroll but there are a few limitations."
- He's not allowed to leave his dorm after eight o clock
- He's not allowed in any science classes (Including science fairs)
- He's not allowed near any sort of chemical or ice
- He's not allowed near any animals (That includes the petting zoo and barn)
- He must be supervised while in the dining hall and is not allowed near the kitchen.
- He must be supervised in the library and is not allowed to be there for more than an hour
- He's not allowed to participate in archery

 

[Forevermore]

Athena's gonna assign Artemis to watch him and report back to her

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Light being introduced to the family:
Zeus: "... I thought Cronus ate all of his children..."
Hades: "Looks like the hell spawn survived somehow..."
Hermes: "..."
*Grabs Light's hand*
"You're my friend now. We're having soft tacos later!"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Y e s

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis: It's time to play who stole the drugs.
Eos: Is it me?
Grapefruit: Is it me?
Hestia: I think it was him-
Hermes: fUCKING PINK FAIRIES EVERYWHERE-

 

[Forevermore]

Hermes snorted literal fairy dust

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Hermes:
"My name is nuuuGet! And I'm a big buff chiiickEn!"

 

[Forevermore]

Big buff smexy chicken man
Who's high
Oh god it's the apocalypse

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

He sells it on the underworld market for two whole gold.

 

[Forevermore]

Zeus: HADES, DID YOU GIVE MY SON-
Hades: *gold jingling in his pockets* I'D NEVER-

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

KFC on drugs