Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[Jaw Breakcore]

Ares: "Welcome to my house. As you can see, I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers..."
Light: "Uh, this isn't really tilted or a tower-"
Ares: "Well, you see, it's a gym pad. Not many girls come in her because I get friend zone so frequently, but that's okay."
Light: "I'd like to be in the friend zone. I like friends."
Ares: "It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish can be more than just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a weightlifter, I don't get respect."
Light: "Well... I'm not a weightlifter, so maybe they'll respect me."
Ares: "...That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I, Light the Cyclops. I'm a- I'm an alpha gamer. Anyway, what we liftin', boys? These are all the new weights that they added- "
Hikate: "You ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, Ares?"
Ares: ...
"That doesn't matter-"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Lmao XD

But to be honest we don't wanna get too technical with relations
For example:
~Zeus overthrew Kronos, who ruled before him. Zeus and Hestia were siblings, because the 12 original Olympians were all Kronos' children. Therefore, Hestia would technically be Hermes' aunt.
~Ares and Athena are siblings according to the mythology.
~Uranus is the father of the titans as well as Aphrodite, which means that Hestia and Grape are very distantly related. Uranus is also the father of the cyclopes, which makes all 3 of them related.

In some versions Hermes is Pan's dad.
THEREFORE HE'S AULOS GRANDAD.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Mmm yes.
"Hello, grandfather. Can't wait to play basketball with you after class. Want to sit at the lunch table with us?"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"At your age, I wasn't so socially awkward."

"SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDAD!"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

"Stop perving, it's weird, grandpa!"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Everyone's family tree in Greek Mythology is just a tubleweed.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

I stopped trying to understand it a very long time ago. It's like an ant hill but it's all interconnected in the most unusual way.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

It all boils down to: "And then along came Zeus."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

In some versions Hermes is Pan's dad.
THEREFORE HE'S AULOS GRANDAD.

I- oh no-

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"At your age, I wasn't so socially awkward."

"SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOU IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER, GRANDAD!"

"When I was your age, sonny boy, people respected their elders."
"You're literally our age."
"Shut the fuck up :3"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Ares: "Welcome to my house. As you can see, I have knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers..."
Light: "Uh, this isn't really tilted or a tower-"
Ares: "Well, you see, it's a gym pad. Not many girls come in her because I get friend zone so frequently, but that's okay."
Light: "I'd like to be in the friend zone. I like friends."
Ares: "It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend; they treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish can be more than just an accessory to these women. But unfortunately, as a weightlifter, I don't get respect."
Light: "Well... I'm not a weightlifter, so maybe they'll respect me."
Ares: "...That just makes you a beta cuck. That's the difference between you and I, Light the Cyclops. I'm a- I'm an alpha gamer. Anyway, what we liftin', boys? These are all the new weights that they added- "
Hikate: "You ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, Ares?"
Ares: ...
"That doesn't matter-"

Hermes: "Only in his dreams."
Hestia: "He's talked to me before...!"
Hermes: "And what did he say?"
Hestia: "He only said hi to me once before running off-"
Hermes: "Sounds about right."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Guys
What if I make another Greek Mythology RP
Zeus has had enough of dealing with all these deities who are fighting with each other like toddlers
And then just banishes them for a while to the Earth so he can hear his own thoughts for once
It'll just be a sandbox RP but I think it'll be funny
All these celestial beings dealing with modern stuff like traffic and the internet and stuff
But what do you guys think?

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Ares: "Heroes, optimism, brightness, positivity, trust morality, friendship, bonds... ARE CONCEPTS I ABSOLUTELY HATE. I prefer more mature concepts like anti-heroes, protagonists who are also antagonists, genocide, depression, sadness, l o s e, betrayal, PTSD, moral relativism, and grayness. That's probably also why I also like seinen more than shonen tbh."

Light: "It's just a demographic, doesn't make a difference."

Ares: "Yeah, no. A story being intended for kids or adults will obviously make a difference in literally every aspect."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Guys
What if I make another Greek Mythology RP
Zeus has had enough of dealing with all these deities who are fighting with each other like toddlers
And then just banishes them for a while to the Earth so he can hear his own thoughts for once
It'll just be a sandbox RP but I think it'll be funny
All these celestial beings dealing with modern stuff like traffic and the internet and stuff
But what do you guys think?

That's kind of funny.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Ares: "Heroes, optimism, brightness, positivity, trust morality, friendship, bonds... ARE CONCEPTS I ABSOLUTELY HATE. I prefer more mature concepts like anti-heroes, protagonists who are also antagonists, genocide, depression, sadness, l o s e, betrayal, PTSD, moral relativism, and grayness. That's probably also why I also like seinen more than shonen tbh."

Light: "It's just a demographic, doesn't make a difference."

Ares: "Yeah, no. A story being intended for kids or adults will obviously make a difference in literally every aspect."

Hermes: "Bro stfu, you literally hate reading because it makes you feel stupid."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

That's kind of funny.

Yeah it's just an idea I had brewing, I don't know if I should make a thread for it yet.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Idk, maybe listen to some other opinions.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Alrighty.
Also, I interviewed my little brother on the whole soft vs crunchy grapes thing
He likes soft purple grapes




How do I convince my family to disown my brother

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Offer him a surprise adoption by selling him to your local circus. Because he sure is a clown.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Will do, thanks

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

...
I like red grapes.
But only in juice form.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

You were on thin hecking ice there for a second
Bouta kick you out /j

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

*Stands from chair dramatically*
Well, if arc thou wantist thy realist opinion, thy refers... water-meloans.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

I asked Jaw, not William Shakespeare
Will Jaw please return to the OOC

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

...
I like red grapes.
But only in juice form.

Valid.