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Oh you pesky bug, go away.Did Jennifer read Soldier Speech for Dummies during her downtime or what? lol
I don't recall her ever being so official and using such technical terms. : p
Then again I don't remember all too much so.
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Also, good golly miss molly that's four Mother Fucker's in the span of five minutes.
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Yes, you are on the receiving end of all the judgements today.
It's what you get for the long post.
And being the action hog.
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Taking a deep breath, Jennifer got up and farted behind the collapsed desk.
Im actually crying thoLOL WHAT THE FUCK AUTOCORRECT
I write on my phone. It’s easier for me to most of the time. But I never get any feedback for any incorrect things I write. But this autocorrect LOL
“Taking a deep breath, Jennifer got up and farted behind the collapsed desk.”
Time to edit!
Me too XDIm actually crying tho
Your swearing and bowel movements will be the end of me :'))Me too XD
That and how Crono pointed out I wrote “mother fucker” five times, because when I read it, he was right.
But I mean, “farted behind the desk.” That’s an autocorrect I’ll never forget
Let’s just keep track of every time Jennifer swears and and farts randomly during a shootoutYour swearing and bowel movements will be the end of me :'))
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Go away with your teddybear lumberjack character! Bad! Shoo away or you get another sprayed again!
I am working delicately here D:YO!
Could Simon get angry and just diffuse it himself by slugging Austin and slamming Jen against the truck to detain her? I promise it'll be awesome! Pleeeease?
That's why it was hugging rather than pinning face first to the ground. hahaLeave my teddy bear out of this, I am the negotiator
Archie will cuddle Austin to his beard to protecc himThat's why it was hugging rather than pinning face first to the ground. haha
Non-threatening physical negotiation whilst preventing Austin from ripping Simon's head of yeah?
I can't imagine many other ways Austin doesn't make things worse if he gets slugged.