Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[HTCOR]

Read new posts and Christina has three (four?) Servants now.

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*Preps my most annoying NP. Which only a few people can guess, let alone know*

 

[Girouette]

Is it double lawn chair barrage?

Also I'll maybe try to type a post with WiFi tethering. In a cat for the next 13 hours to drive home.

 

[Birdsie]

Pretty much. It's a case of being surrounded by geniuses that even smart people seem dumb. All of Iskander's servants were full fledged servants, they were just very average which isn't something you usually see in Fate stories.



Well I'm clearly not copying servants. My Saber is a proper knight instead of an edgelord and my Archer's a dude instead of a chinese chick rofl.

Yeah, of course.
You know, because Nasu pays so much attention to making Saber Servants into proper knights?

Did you even see King Arthur? Such an honorable man

 

[Girouette]

LANCER IS MORE OF A KNIGHT THAN ALL YOU PANSIES.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Yeah, of course.
You know, because Nasu pays so much attention to making Saber Servants into proper knights?

Did you even see King Arthur? Such an honorable man

Proto Arthur Best Arthur

LANCER IS MORE OF A KNIGHT THAN ALL YOU PANSIES.

^Correct

 

[Birdsie]

Proto Arthur Best Arthur

^Correct

You poor thing don't even have a role to play in this spectacle.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

You poor thing don't even have a role to play in this spectacle.

I'm here merely to bear witness.

 

[Birdsie]

I'm here merely to bear witness.

Favorite character thus far?

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Favorite character thus far?

Probably Lancer.

The Overseer seems cool too.

 

[Girouette]

See

Bandit is like the coolest person on the site and they think Lancer is cool.

So I've already won in my heart.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

See

Bandit is like the coolest person on the site and they think Lancer is cool.

So I've already won in my heart.

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[HTCOR]

As you can tell, Assassin will be the first one to scare the crap out of the entire city...

Oops?

 

[Kalin Scarlet]

Sooo...does Rider have two masters or what?

 

[Girouette]

Hey Kalin Scarlet I'm posting RN and I'm sorry but Lancers masters house is messy now from A KNIGHT RUNNING THROUGH IT NOT KNOWING WHAT SPIRITUAL FORM IS

 

[Girouette]

I hoped that post properly represented lancers...Strong suits.

 

[Kalin Scarlet]

I hoped that post properly represented how crazy Lancer is.

Oh, I think it got the message across ^.^"

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

Oh noes! Beastie Boy-senpai was super spoopy!

 

[Birdsie]

Kira: "AND I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!"
Paramedic: "What did you see?"
Kira: "MONA LISA IN MY ART BOOK!"
Paramedic: "And what were you thinking?"
Kira: "AND HER HANDS HAD SUCH PERFECTION"
Paramedic: "They were so perfect!"
Kira: "THAT I HAD A BIG EREC-"
Paramedic: "Hey, not in front of the kids!"

 

[Birdsie]

Kira: "AND I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!"
Paramedic: "What did you see?"
Kira: "MONA LISA IN MY ART BOOK!"
Paramedic: "And what were you thinking?"
Kira: "AND HER HANDS HAD SUCH PERFECTION"
Paramedic: "They were so perfect!"
Kira: "THAT I HAD A BIG EREC-"
Paramedic: "Hey, not in front of the kids!"

Context for the above: (the best villain ever.)

 

[Godhowsae]

So many tags. I probably have time for a post before I head out for the night again.

 

[Xel]

Yeah, of course.
You know, because Nasu pays so much attention to making Saber Servants into proper knights?

Did you even see King Arthur? Such an honorable man

Well, King Arthur IS an honorable man. It's Artoria that's not D:

 

[Birdsie]

Well, King Arthur IS an honorable man. It's Artoria that's not D:

My point is that in this universe, waifu makes right.

 

[Xel]

My point is that in this universe, waifu makes right.

But Arthur is better than Artoria though....

 

[Girouette]

Except Proto-Artuhur is just a bait gacha *Shot*

 

[Godhowsae]

Very lackluster post from me and I probably forgot tags. I've been volunteering at the animal shelter all day and have to go out again!