Futuristic Agent of Maniacles OOC and Characters

[KotaKotsu]

Alright, damage report time and when I punch out in about 3 hours, because I'm going home still late but more on time since it's my sister's birthday; I'll make a post then in the IC unless of course, our boy Exzalia beats me to it!

Pork Chop has been left on the stove too long! He suffers a whopping 70 points of damage!

A lock-jawed vampire in his side as a human is tugging and pulling on said vampire doesn't bode well for Bob! Top that with beint pelted with a rather large pellet to the head, Bob is feeling robbed of his senses!
He takes tearing damage from Kotsu's fangs burrowed into his flesh, and takes even more damage from the large pellet launched at his skull for a total of 45 damage including the bleeding damage!

Dingus HP: 230

Pork Chop HP: 430 + Burning damage! For the next 5 attacks on Pork Chop, he'll take +5 damage! Taking into account his next action, he'll be down to 425!

Bob HP: 230 and still bleeding and hurting!

Be back once I punch out with more action! Hope you guys are enjoying!

 

[Darkling0096]

Oh, I got the thicc boi. This'll be fun. Wonder if Sam could just straight up separate him into his base components

 

[KotaKotsu]

Objectives: Defeat the bullies

Stop Kotsu from feeding.

Oh, I got the thicc boi. This'll be fun. Wonder if Sam could just straight up separate him into his base components

She cannot, as that would be extremely OP, even with being able to break down objects and take metal from blood, you'd not be able to get metal using a super magnet from blood. Given that she can mold her environment by breaking down objects to materials, which is rad, she wouldn't be able to break down organic matter. Unless she got a different boon from another God or unless she created some device that did that.

Even if she created a device that did that though, I feel it would take a shit ton of time to transmogrify something from being alive into just organic components. I mean, in the game Prey they even had to use a machine to break it down and that machine was super charged to hell. And it couldn't be like a whole thing unless it was compact. Like a tumor which is a chunk of flesh for instance.

 

[Darkling0096]

Well, of course, she works for the patron of craftsmen, not surgeons. She was only able to yank the iron from blood because she knew exactly how much iron is in blood and where it is. There's actually not enough iron in a human body for her to pull that off and do anything successfully damaging to Chonky over here, though. Even if she did, he'd still be alive and kicking until his cells went "Oh, shit! We've got no oxygen!", which could take anywhere from three to twelve minutes depending on how long the boy can survive without our good friend AIR

 

[KotaKotsu]

Well, of course, she works for the patron of craftsmen, not surgeons. She was only able to yank the iron from blood because she knew exactly how much iron is in blood and where it is. There's actually not enough iron in a human body for her to pull that off and do anything successfully damaging to Chonky over here, though. Even if she did, he'd still be alive and kicking until his cells went "Oh, shit! We've got no oxygen!", which could take anywhere from three to twelve minutes depending on how long the boy can survive without our good friend AIR

In dream world? Quite long. LOL by the way, you really called him Chonky?

 

[Darkling0096]

Exactly.
Although, if homeboy were just a construct and not made of flesh, that's a different story, he'd be Sam's bitch

 

[Darkling0096]

In dream world? Quite long. LOL by the way, you really called him Chonky?

Did you not see the health total you gave him? I don't care if he's skinny as a rail, that's a big boi

 

[KotaKotsu]

Did you not see the health total you gave him? I don't care if he's skinny as a rail, that's a big boi

He's actually a big kid, but he's more muscle than chonk. Lol there's a twist to these bullies that I won't reveal just yet though.

 

[Darkling0096]

Let me guess. THey don't have brains (THat's literally what I was thinking Sam would go for next, since homeboy ain't going down after being Ghost

 

[mmarage]

I'm still proud of you for giving it a shot, man! You'll learn through practice. I fell off my bike constantly when I was 5-6 after getting my training wheels off. It was rough, got scraped up, but I learned fast. Especially after falling into the neighbors rose bush. Lots of thorns and a little body fucks you up faster. LOL science at its finest.

mmarage

Thanks. I think I might need to get a bike with shorter pedals, or where they're further from my legs, or a taller bike, I'm not entirely sure. One of the issues, I think, was trying to swing my leg from the ground to the pedal while I was getting it moving.

 

[Darkling0096]

If you can't reach the pedal while on the seat, you need to lower the seat stalk before you do anything else. If that doesn't work, then yes, you need shorter pedals.

 

[mmarage]

If you can't reach the pedal while on the seat, you need to lower the seat stalk before you do anything else. If that doesn't work, then yes, you need shorter pedals.

I'm six feet tall. lol Though the seat did feel kind of high up when I first rode it, then the guy lowered it, which made it a bit better, but, still kind of iffy. lol

 

[Darkling0096]

Then you just need practice. You get used to it. What size are your wheels? That's also a factor

 

[mmarage]

No idea. I just did a test ride at the local used bike shop around the corner from my place.

 

[Darkling0096]

Scratch that.

Find out what size the wheels are. From experience, I recommend 26 inch wheels.

 

[mmarage]

I only tested it out, I didn't end up buying it.

 

[KotaKotsu]

Sorry about the delay, I've been dealing with... Life problems.

 

[Darkling0096]

Hey, I feel you. Oxidation numbers are kicking my ass, then I gotta crank out 5+ pages of a short story for creative writing. It gives me an excuse to work on my fictional world for the book I'm writing, but first I gotta finish Chemistry homework.

It's a good fight, but with the help of YouTube I'm kicking ions and taking charges

 

[KotaKotsu]

Hey, I feel you. Oxidation numbers are kicking my ass, then I gotta crank out 5+ pages of a short story for creative writing. It gives me an excuse to work on my fictional world for the book I'm writing, but first I gotta finish Chemistry homework.

It's a good fight, but with the help of YouTube I'm kicking ions and taking charges

I appreciate your science humor, but sadly, I'm dealing with a very serious case. But first, I must find a driver to abscond from a situation.

 

[Darkling0096]

I appreciate your science humor, but sadly, I'm dealing with a very serious case. But first, I must find a driver to abscond from a situation.

What's going on, man? You a lawyer?

 

[KotaKotsu]

What's going on, man? You a lawyer?

Pharm Tech. But I did take street law. Just some serious business I have to find a means to an end in regards to. I can only be cryptic here. Not uh, most secure place to have a conversation. Need encryption.

 

[Darkling0096]

I see. An anti-vaxxer contaminated the vaccines, didn't she? *looks pointedly at Karen*

 

[KotaKotsu]

I see. An anti-vaxxer contaminated the vaccines, didn't she? *looks pointedly at Karen*

I appreciate your humor still. It seems you have a similar defense mechanism as I do in tense situations.

 

[Darkling0096]

What defense mechanism? I just poke fun at everyone. If anything my defense mechanism is to threaten violence and then deliver on that threat. Just ask the gay guys in my hometown. Don't come pawing on me unless you wanna lose a hand

 

[KotaKotsu]

What defense mechanism? I just poke fun at everyone. If anything my defense mechanism is to threaten violence and then deliver on that threat. Just ask the gay guys in my hometown. Don't come pawing on me unless you wanna lose a hand

Though unwanted advances do warrant self-defense, I would have worded that better. But I can relate. I've had a guy try to forcibly come onto me and try and give me a blowjob, which I ended up punching him in the schnozz. Caused him to bleed all over the mall. I just wanted to be friends though.