Futuristic Agent of Maniacles OOC and Characters

[TheAdept]

Am I too late?

 

[KotaKotsu]

Am I too late?

Nope. The fight's just began.

 

[Darkling0096]

Every violent delinquent has a short attention span? They'll get angry and lose focus in a fight. Causing a smarter, faster, and calmer fighter to take advantage of that. Thus, having the upper hand. Trust me, I've been in many a scrap. If you just wildly fly out punches, you'll get your arm broken. Also, they'll aggro Sam if she begins to build, making it nigh impossible to build something.

You think Sam, Formerly Spec Ops Sam, is gonna flail? Are we talking about the same Sam Adams, here? The only people in the group that brain that much are the Owls and maybe Denton.
I'll post soon, just gotta get dressed and eat something

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kotsu is

You think Sam, Formerly Spec Ops Sam, is gonna flail? Are we talking about the same Sam Adams, here? The only people in the group that brain that much are the Owls and maybe Denton.
I'll post soon, just gotta get dressed and eat something

Haha! You eat, what a joke. You don't sustain yourself off the souls of the living? You square.

 

[Darkling0096]

Kotsu is


Haha! You eat, what a joke. You don't sustain yourself off the souls of the living? You square.

Unfortunately, until I am powerful enough to challenge Satan, I am restricted by the needs of flesh

 

[KotaKotsu]

Why did I post Kotsu is? Jesus Christ I need more sleep. Oh well. Time to work 9-9 again. I'll be writing a post on my way to work though. Then I'll roll stats since the group has unanimously decided to fight. LOL

 

[KotaKotsu]

Okay, when I come back in two hours for lunch, I'll make the stats. For now, attack and defend. LOL

 

[Darkling0096]

Redneck engineering at its finest

 

[Exzalia]

BTW guys remember this is grade school

your weapons and powers are all little kid verions XD

Your guns are now spit balls.

"your swords are now meter sticks.

Your special moves involve wedgies and wet willlies.

So I don't want to see any one blowing up the bullies with plasma cannons. (Looks at Sam.)

 

[Darkling0096]

Sam: What, it's just flaming spraypaint! Don't tell me you've never done this before!

 

[Exzalia]

also normal combat rules are gonna be laxed for this little kid boss fight. cause IDK how you calculate damage from a wedgie

20 damage to self esteem?

 

[Darkling0096]

Blue: No, that's against the rules!
Red: Fuck the rules:
Sam: It's only illegal if you get caught

 

[Darkling0096]

also normal combat rules are gonna be laxed for this little kid boss fight. cause IDK how you calculate damage from a wedgie

20 damage to self esteem?

Swirlie- -1000000 dignity

 

[KotaKotsu]

Okay! Back! So Dingus has HP: 270, Pork Chop has HP: 500, And lastly Bob has HP: 330.

LOVE THE IMPROVISION! Darkling0096

 

[KotaKotsu]

So let's total up damage. But for now, kick back and listen to this for Kotsu finally going berserk.



Darkling0096 You had to know this was coming.

 

[KotaKotsu]

Kick to the dick is super effective! That does 40 damage to Dingus! Kotsu's bite into Bob does an total of 30 damage + 5 bleed damage each round!

Dingus HP: 230
Pork Chop: Still 500 HP until Sam does her flaming special!
Bob: 295 HP with constant dropping at 5 points per round!

 

[mmarage]

Welp, I tried and failed to learn how to ride a bike today.

 

[Darkling0096]

You failure of a- what country are you in? I can't make the joke without knowing

 

[mmarage]

You failure of a- what country are you in? I can't make the joke without knowing

US of A in the land of potatoes, good sir.

 

[Darkling0096]

You failure of an American! Anyone over six years old knows how to ride a bike! You failed, you failed at life, when the apocalypse happens you're going to die because cars will not work for some arbitrary reason and running is stupid slow for some reason and bicycles are the only method of escape from zambies and you're the only adult on the planet who can't balance on a bicycle, fool

 

[mmarage]

You failure of an American! Anyone over six years old knows how to ride a bike! You failed, you failed at life, when the apocalypse happens you're going to die because cars will not work for some arbitrary reason and running is stupid slow for some reason and bicycles are the only method of escape from zambies and you're the only adult on the planet who can't balance on a bicycle, fool

Imma slap you.

 

[Darkling0096]

Bet you won't, I can ride my bike to safety

 

[mmarage]

Bet you won't, I can ride my bike to safety

I'll shove a stick in those wheel spokes boyo.

 

[Darkling0096]

Who said there were spokes? I got sheets over my spokes, potato boi

 

[KotaKotsu]

I'm still proud of you for giving it a shot, man! You'll learn through practice. I fell off my bike constantly when I was 5-6 after getting my training wheels off. It was rough, got scraped up, but I learned fast. Especially after falling into the neighbors rose bush. Lots of thorns and a little body fucks you up faster. LOL science at its finest.

mmarage