Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"But you wouldn't have bothered me...I wouldn't have minded. Now Athena's pissed off."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"She's... right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"Perhaps. Hello, Ms. Athena."

"CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SON OF PAN?!"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"frick MA'AM YES MA'AM. I JUST--- I WAS HUNGRY."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"DETENTION! DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE SEMESTER! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DECIDE TO EAT OUR FIELDS?!"

"...Because he's half-goat?"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"I'LL GET SICK IF I EAT FOOD FROM THE DINING HALL."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aitë:

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"I'LL GET SICK IF I EAT FOOD FROM THE DINING HALL."

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD SOMEONE! NO INTELLIGENCE IN THESE CHILDREN, NONE AT ALL!"

"Told you, you should have let me help you Aulos."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

" *[sobbing]*"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"So how did Aulos get detention for the rest of the semester?"
"Well, Hestia, it's because of grass."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan in the parents meeting: I'm here to talk about mah son.

Athena: Sir... stop munching on the courtains please.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: We're here to talk about your son's eating habits.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan, ripping a piece of the curtain: Has he been eating well?

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: PAN, please, control yourself and stop eating my curtains! And your son has been chewing up my pristine gardens! The gardening club and the groundkeepers are outraged, and quite frankly, so am I!

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan: Well... You know, I understand where you're coming from, but I can't blame him.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: But you understand, this NEEDS to stop!

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan: Man, Athena, ma'am... just give him some hay. He'll be happy, do you have centaurs in your school? It'll help him bond with them, yeah?

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: ...We don't treat them like horses, the centaurs either bring in their own hay or they eat fruits and vegetables from the school garden-

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan, resuming his munching: Fine, then I'll see what I can do.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: Thank you. aND PAN IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE MY CURTAINS ALONE AGAIN I SWEAR-

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Pan jumps out of the window, then runs into the wilderness.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Like father like son, I guess.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Pretty much lol

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Lol.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Everyone: "Now I can finally keep these pennies to myself-"
The man: *STOMP* "I smell pennies!"
Everyone: