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[Cephalop0ds_]

"THE POWER OF ZEUS COMPELLS YOU! THE POWER OF ZEUS COMPELLS YOU!"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Hades: "Make a collage for decedents of gods, they said."
"I'd be beneficial for are future, they said."
Zeus: "It's not... that bad."
Poseidon: "The dining halls on fire..."
Zeus: "IT'S WHAT?!-"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Athena: "So, Zeus... You remember Eris, right?"

Zeus: "Yup."

Athena: "You know, chaos and discord personified... goddess of strife."

Zeus: "Yup."

Athena: "Her daughter Atë tried to manipulate you once."

Zeus: "Uh huh, she's pretty smart. Should be in Poseidon's bracket..."

Athena: "If my school collapses, it'll be your fault. I know Light's really sweet, and we shouldn't judge, but she's already cursing people."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Me when:

When when Artemis:

When:
Me when Artemis is Artemis:

When Artemis exist and I go:

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"I LOVE YOU, PLEASE MARRY ME!"

"W h o a r e y o u I a m f r o m a n c i e n t G r e e c e--"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

*cries in simp*

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Artemis looks so pissed off--

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

She does lmao
But for real imagine being Artemis and having a random 16-year-old girl ask for your hand in marriage while sweating profusely

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"How did you break into my house?"

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Summary:

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

All my Greek characters are problematic tm.
We got the son of Aphrodite, the living embodiment of 'Aphrodite was here' spray painted on every stupidly wild event in Greek mythology.
We got the son of Cronus, the titian that cannibalized his children and caused a ten year long war between titans and the gods.
And we got the Minotaur himself, who was also a result of Poseidon 'slipping Aphrodite a 20' and ends up dying at the end of his mythos because he ate flesh-

The Greeks sure loved cannibalism and uncanny relationships.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Yerp-

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Man, I don't think I got any character's that have abilities. Don't think anyone can do anything in this moment-

*Splash noises*
*Turns*

Oh, hi, Light.
*Turns back around*
.
..
...

*Sharply turn back to Light*
YOU'RE A FUCKIN' CYCLOPS!

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Bros this is all happening on the first fucking day

Athena: *cries in headmistress*

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Idk what the God's were expecting. They built a massive school where the decedents of gods would all be in one place, an assassination attempt sounds just like something that would happen.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

But why Artemis tho
My BBG did nothing and she is almost ended by The Man™

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

She is your wifu and The Man said she gotta go.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

*cries cutely*

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

I was curious if Aphrodite did have any special abilities, but she was just attractive and manipulative so Σταφύλι really can't fight.
Unless he uses the alluring power of seduction.
Go get 'em, Σταφύλι! Strut, my man, strut!

Who needs to catch hands when you can catch theses heels and SNATCHED queer looks.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

During a training session in class one day:

Hermes: "W-why are you- why are you-"



"Why are you making me feel horny-"



"YO TEACH CAN YOU TELL HIM TO STOP-"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

"I'm not even doing anything."

Hermes: "Oh so that outfit was an accident?!"

"You mean my... turtleneck?"

Hermes: "Y-yeah!"

Hestia: "Does Hermes like the pretty fishy now?"

Hermes: "NO! HE JUST NEEDS TO STOP!"

"I'M JUST TRYNA BEAT YOUR ASS, DAMN, BRO!"

Hermes: " STOP!"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Hestia: "Damn, you tryna beat Hermes' ass? Kinky."

Hermes, mortified: "HESTIA NO-!!"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Σταφύλι: *Joins the swimming club*
Aulos: Looking respectfully
Hestia: Looking disrespectfully.
Hermes: "Would you quit it!"
Σταφύλι: "What do you want me to do about it, man?!"

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Hermes: "Can you just not in my general vicinity, thanks."