Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

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To break the chaos
Enjoy a doodle of Artemis reading Homer's Odyssey during a lunch break

 

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"HAHA NERD."

"Ares you're illiterate."

 

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Artemis: "I bet you can't even read the first line of this book."
Ares: I...Y-YES I CAN! GIMME THAT-
*he snatches the book from her*
Ares: "Uhh...Tell me, O...Muse? Muse, yeah....of the man of many...many...dee-vick-ees-"
Artemis: "Do you mean 'devices'?"
Ares: "SHUT UP, NERD, I WAS GETTING THERE-"

 

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Ares: "This... Is a huge word, how am I supposed to pronounce it?"

Artemis: "That's only five letters---"

 

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Uhhh drawings of Hermes because reasons




hehehehe

 

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Why Σταφύλι is Aro/Ace.

He was inspired by how in some myths there are two Aphrodites. Aphrodite Ourania/Aphrodite Urania is the goddess of love while Aphrodite Pandemo is desire. And since Eros and Himeros made up those two Aphrodite's, I thought it would be cool if the third son was all about platonic relationships.

There's my brain junk for the day, enjoy.

 

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Nice

Anyway Zeus is mad pissed bro

 

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Pfft- accurate-
I mean Zeus was literally just trying to help

 

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I love the stark contrast between the roleplay and the role-players.

The roleplay: Attempted assassinations, trauma, war, fighting.
The role-players: "Do you think Herme's makes nest? Does he have a bird call for ladies?"

 

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"Hey, guys look! I found Light!"
"That's just a massive teddy bear."

 

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I love the stark contrast between the roleplay and the role-players.

The roleplay: Attempted assassinations, trauma, war, fighting.
The role-players: "Do you think Herme's makes nest? Does he have a bird call for ladies?"

Ohhhh shit
So you know how birds have a mating season? It's in springtime
And this is when the males...get a little frisky.
They build nests as a sign that they are able to provide and care for their mates
And they, y'know- this is the time of year where they're the most- sexually active-



Yeah you can see where I'm going with this-

 

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"Hey, guys look! I found Light!"
"That's just a massive teddy bear."

"Same thing tbh"

 

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Ohhhh shit
So you know how birds have a mating season? It's in springtime
And this is when the males...get a little frisky.
They build nests as a sign that they are able to provide and care for their mates
And they, y'know- this is the time of year where they're the most- sexually active-



Yeah you can see where I'm going with this-

*Squints in Aro/Ace* Excuse me???

 

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Are you suggesting Hermes is gonna start building nest and harassing the locals???

 

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Yes no

Okay but jokes aside:

He may be a prick but he's not THAT much of a prick

Honestly I just think he'd be very sexually frustrated during the spring, and he'd be furious because he's got no mates and Zeus probably wouldn't like him making a fool of himself, trying to impress the ladies by showing off like some species of birds tend to do. Honestly anything related to doing the deed, like even one little innuendo, could just set him off.

Training would SUCK for him during the spring, I can tell you that much. *cough cough fish cough cough*

And I don't think he'd build a nest. I mean, he's not a full-on bird. Maybe he'd just take better care of his room.

 

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"What are you starring at, bird boy?"
"You- I mean, I hate you."
"..."

"It seems you have proven yourself, perhaps you aren't weak after all-"
"Your son is actin' weird and It's makin' me uncomfortable."
"What do you mean-"

Hermes: *Casually wearing bright colored clothing*

"...This idiot."

 

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Zeus: It's that time of the year for him, again-
Hermes: *doing dumb stuff to try and impress possible mates*
Hestia: ...That time of the year...?
Artemis: I know what he means, get your horny-ass son away from me at once-

 

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"Hey, Light... do you know any love songs?"

*Throws rocks at window*
*Σταφύλι opens window and squints*
"What in the underworld do you want? It's like-" *Intense hand gestures* "Four in the morning, man!"
"..."
"What?!"
"...I can show you the world-"
"Ah- none of that shit!" *Slams window*

 

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Hermes: Tia, it didn't work-
Hestia: Aw, no matter, loads of people still like you, like me!
Hermes: ...
Hestia: HERMES NO-

 

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"The minotaur is the most horrible, most disgusting human resulting act in all of Greek history!"
The minotaur:

"Do you like One Piece?"

 

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Minotaur vs Satyr

Who's gonna take a bite out of Artemis' wreath of plants first

 

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Maybe they'll join forces and take a bite on either side and then run away

 

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Artemis: *crying*
Hestia: What's wrong?
Artemis: *sobbing while pointing to the stems left on her head*
Hestia: ...Can't you just grow them back?
Artemis: ... *resprouts the plants but continues to mourn the loss of her precious plants*

 

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Also why do I imagine Artemis with Pocohontas' voice
I just heard this song a few days ago and I was just like:
"Yep, you're her voiceclaim material."