Fantasy тнє ιиѕтιтυтє σf σℓумρυѕ (OOC)

[Cephalop0ds_]

Hermes and Ares: "Yeah! To hell with the fishy!"

Light and Hestia: "NOBODY MESSES WITH THE FISHY!"

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

"Who's touchin' the fishy?!"
"Don't touch the fishy."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Athena: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"

The man holds up a kit-kat.

Athena: "PLEASE STOP!"

The man bites it like a savage.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

I do all of these, but Atë is right here. I'm sorry, but it's the ultimate position.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Honestly T H E M A N reminds me of this vid:

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Everyone's reaction was exactly that.
"Ew, human. Wtf."

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"ATHENA! THERE'S A WEIRD MAN OUTSIDE!"

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Very much so

also the way that everyone sits is so freaking accurate like wtf

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

My magical oc bs
I just know.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Sitting radar.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Gotta tune in to those sitting vibes

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"Yeah, you smell like a normal sidelean."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Artemis: ...I-

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

POV: Athena just chilling in her office and The Man (trademark) shows up: XD

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Okay, everyone's unique smells. Cough it up.
What does Aulos smell of hay?

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Lmao
Meanwhile Light smells like straight-up paint

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Σταφύλι either smells of sea salt. (Because he sweats and cries sea salt, there's a random fun fact for you)
Or fish mixed with flower scents.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Noice

Hekate probably smells like candles because of all the necromancy and satanic shizz she's up to

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Okay, everyone's unique smells. Cough it up.
What does Aulos smell of hay?

Hay or natural goat smell, but he usually bathes in perfume so he smells a bit better. Like flowers.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Hekate invites Light to draw demonic summoning circles.
Hermes: "The fuck are you two up to?!"
Light: "Finger painting."

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

They attempt to sacrifice Aulos or Σταφύλι because they're closest thing to an animal.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"No, wait, he's a goat. It's more traditional."

"If we sacrifice Σταφύλι, we'll get unlimited fish sticks."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Oh my god-
*Sacrificial goat acquired*


Hmmmm....Hermes would probably smell like rain, honestly. He's flying through cloud barriers all the time, so it makes sense.

Hestia would smell like a fireplace.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Atë just smells like she just burnt something. Or like apples.