Fantasy The Return of Corruption

[Safety Hammer]

Ari jumped into the air and posted a bolt in one of the beast's many eyes. It shot a cob of webs at Ari. He couldn't dodge it and got it. He got stuck to a wall. He just looked around with an annoyed face. "Ah, fuck me. Caught in this bullshit."

(Can Ari swim? Because if he can't there will be instant humor coming up.)

 

[Kylesar1]

[QUOTE="Safety Hammer](Can Ari swim? Because if he can't there will be instant humor coming up.)

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(He usually gets around it via Lexi or a Leviathan, but I can withhold it)

 

[Safety Hammer]

(He usually gets around it via Lexi or a Leviathan, but I can withhold it)

(Great.)

 

[Kylesar1]

(Whatever you're planning, I'll let you control what happens to trapped Ari)


Ari was being wrapped up. "Oi, be gentle. You'll ruin my skin, you nasty bastard!" The spider turned its attention to Tyr


@Safety Hammer

 

[Safety Hammer]

(Whatever you're planning, I'll let you control what happens to trapped Ari)
Ari was being wrapped up. "Oi, be gentle. You'll ruin my skin, you nasty bastard!" The spider turned its attention to Tyr


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The spider dropped Ari with a thump and started to rush towards the bard. Tyr rolled out of the way, causing the spider to crash into the wall behind him. Tyr quickly grabbed the trapped Ari, slinging him over his shoulder, and running to the edge of the cliff. The spider was starting to recuperate from the impact and started to skitter towards the two. "THIS IS FOR KICKING ME INTO A WALL!" Tyr yelled before throwing a fireball at the ceiling, letting the boulders that were being held by the web plummet onto the spider, and causing Tyr and Ari to jump off of the cliff, falling for about thirty seconds before hitting the water with a splash.

 

[Kylesar1]

"Ah, fuck. You son of a bitch! You know damn we-" Ari didn't get to finish. He took a quick breath as he plunged in the water. Ari couldn't swim. With Lexi, he never had to learn how. The webs loosened with the water, but not loose enough. Ari struggled under the water, tangled in the webs


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[Safety Hammer]

"Ah, fuck. You son of a bitch! You know damn we-" Ari didn't get to finish. He took a quick breath as he plunged in the water. Ari couldn't swim. With Lexi, he never had to learn how. The webs loosened with the water, but not loose enough. Ari struggled under the water, tangled in the webs
@Safety Hammer

Tyr swam up to the surface, but then noticed that Ari was still under the water, Tyr dived back down to see that Ari had gone limp. Tyr quickly swam down and pulled him to shore. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit.." Tyr said, as he cut the webbing with his dagger. Then three letters popped into the bards head. CPR. "NO. No no no no no. I am NOT going to fucking kiss Scales back to life." Tyr said as he looked at Ari. "Oh fuck, I have to, don't I?" Tyr wrinkled his nose. "It's for Arabelle. Yeah, I'm doing this for her! And it's not like I'm fucking kissing him or anything! I.." Tyr looked over at Ari once again before trying to resuscitating him. "I fucking hate you so much." Tyr said as he pressed down on the black assassin's chest and then started to breathe into Ari's mouth. Why the fuck didn't he learn to swim?! IT'S FUCKING SWIMMING!!!!

 

[Safety Hammer]

[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]Tyr swam up to the surface, but then noticed that Ari was still under the water, Tyr dived back down to see that Ari had gone limp. Tyr quickly swam down and pulled him to shore. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit.." Tyr said, as he cut the webbing with his dagger. Then three letters popped into the bards head. CPR. "NO. No no no no no. I am NOT going to fucking kiss Scales back to life." Tyr said as he looked at Ari. "Oh fuck, I have to, don't I?" Tyr wrinkled his nose. "It's for Arabelle. Yeah, I'm doing this for her! And it's not like I'm fucking kissing him or anything! I.." Tyr looked over at Ari once again before trying to resuscitating him. "I fucking hate you so much." Tyr said as he pressed down on the black assassin's chest and then started to breathe into Ari's mouth. Why the fuck didn't he learn to swim?! IT'S FUCKING SWIMMING!!!!

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(And with that, thousands of fanfictions were born..)

 

[Paint The Wind]

"Which do you like more?" she asked.

 

[Safety Hammer]

[QUOTE="Paint The Wind]"Which do you like more?" she asked.

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(Guessing by the like, you will be writing one.)

 

[Kylesar1]

Ari's eyes fluttered open to see Tyr's mouth on his


He sat bolt upright and coughed up water. He turned around and vomited. "Ah fuck! Shit! You should've let my ass die!"


Ari vomited again. "This tastes like years of backed up alcohol. I have a new respect for Bailey for putting up with that. No more child slave." He gagged again.


@Safety Hammer

 

[Safety Hammer]

Ari's eyes fluttered open to see Tyr's mouth on his
He sat bolt upright and coughed up water. He turned around and vomited. "Ah fuck! Shit! You should've let my ass die!"


Ari vomited again. "This tastes like years of backed up alcohol. I have a new respect for Bailey for putting up with that. No more child slave." He gagged again.


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"YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT YOU CAN'T SWIM!" Tyr said, puking as well. "Jesus fucking Christ! At least I don't taste like I deep throat my snakes!" The bard said, wiping the vomit from his mouth and gargling a mouthful of water. "FUCK! You never tell Bailey or Arabelle that this happened, okay?" Tyr coughed a couple of times. "The only reason why I did that is so Arabelle wouldn't kill me for letting you scaly ass die."

 

[Safety Hammer]

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH MY FUCKING GOD I'M CRYING! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT JUST CAME ON PANDORA!)

 

[Safety Hammer]

(I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS! THIS CAME ON A COUPLE OF SECONDS AFTER I POSTED! I'M FUCKING DISTURBED BY THIS.)


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[Paint The Wind]

The child was giddy with excitement, then stopped with a confused face. "Wait, I don't know to call myself Willow or Johann."

"Whichever you like more." Arabelle told the child with a smile, kissing it's forehead.

 

[Kylesar1]

[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]"YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT YOU CAN'T SWIM!" Tyr said, puking as well. "Jesus fucking Christ! At least I don't taste like I deep throat my snakes!" The bard said, wiping the vomit from his mouth and gargling a mouthful of water. "FUCK! You never tell Bailey or Arabelle that this happened, okay?" Tyr coughed a couple of times. "The only reason why I did that is so Arabelle wouldn't kill me for letting you scaly ass die."

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"Geez, man. Bailey is the true MvP here. I don't care what anyone says." Ari summoned a vial and drained it. It'd wash the taste out of his mouth. He threw one to Tyr. "Trust me when I say this stays a secret between us............hell, this shouldn't even be brought up between us again."


He picked up his crossbow and went to help Tyr up. "I never learned to swim because I never needed to learn. Lexi is usually my transport across any body of water. Those webs must've disrupted my magic between me and Lexi."

 

[Kylesar1]

[QUOTE="Paint The Wind]"Whichever you like more." Arabelle told the child with a smile, kissing it's forehead.

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The child looked increasingly confused. "I'll just use them both!" The child exclaimed. It jumped up, floating for a second, and kissed Arabelle on cheek

 

[Paint The Wind]

The child looked increasingly confused. "I'll just use them both!" The child exclaimed. It jumped up, floating for a second, and kissed Arabelle on cheek

Arabelle laughed and hugged Willow/Johann. "Why are you here?"

 

[Paint The Wind]

[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]Tyr swam up to the surface, but then noticed that Ari was still under the water, Tyr dived back down to see that Ari had gone limp. Tyr quickly swam down and pulled him to shore. "Oh shit oh shit oh shit.." Tyr said, as he cut the webbing with his dagger. Then three letters popped into the bards head. CPR. "NO. No no no no no. I am NOT going to fucking kiss Scales back to life." Tyr said as he looked at Ari. "Oh fuck, I have to, don't I?" Tyr wrinkled his nose. "It's for Arabelle. Yeah, I'm doing this for her! And it's not like I'm fucking kissing him or anything! I.." Tyr looked over at Ari once again before trying to resuscitating him. "I fucking hate you so much." Tyr said as he pressed down on the black assassin's chest and then started to breathe into Ari's mouth. Why the fuck didn't he learn to swim?! IT'S FUCKING SWIMMING!!!!

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((This was so fucking beautiful))

 

[Safety Hammer]

"Geez, man. Bailey is the true MvP here. I don't care what anyone says." Ari summoned a vial and drained it. It'd wash the taste out of his mouth. He threw one to Tyr. "Trust me when I say this stays a secret between us............hell, this shouldn't even be brought up between us again."
He picked up his crossbow and went to help Tyr up. "I never learned to swim because I never needed to learn. Lexi is usually my transport across any body of water. Those webs must've disrupted my magic between me and Lexi."

"IT'S SWIMMING! A BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION!" Tyr said as he as helped up. "And yes, this can never be talked about ever." Tyr shuddered as he thought of what had happened.

 

[Bakuyoshi]

(Guys I am sorry for not posting. My little brother literally took my IPad and hid it until I agreed to play stupid mini golf with him.)

 

[Kylesar1]

[QUOTE="Paint The Wind]Arabelle laughed and hugged Willow/Johann. "Why are you here?"

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The child shrugged. "I must be here because you want me to be deep down."

[QUOTE="Safety Hammer]"IT'S SWIMMING! A BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION!" Tyr said as he as helped up. "And yes, this can never be talked about ever." Tyr shuddered as he thought of what had happened.

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"You'd be surprised by how many people who can't swim. I suppose for your line of work, it'd be needed, but not really mine."


Ari looked up at the dead spider under the rocks. "You killed the spider and saved my life though, so I guess I owe you 2."

 

[Paint The Wind]

The child shrugged. "I must be here because you want me to be deep down."
"You'd be surprised by how many people who can't swim. I suppose for your line of work, it'd be needed, but not really mine."


Ari looked up at the dead spider under the rocks. "You killed the spider and saved my life though, so I guess I owe you 2."

"Can you help me be strong?" she asked the child.

 

[Kylesar1]

[QUOTE="Paint The Wind]"Can you help me be strong?" she asked the child.

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"Of course I can. I'll help mommy as much as possible!" The child seemed determined. "What do you need help with?"

 

[Bakuyoshi]

Ciri was sleeping at the safe shelter. She had a nightmare of some creature telling her something she couldn't make out. She jolted awake screaming "Leave me alone!"





(Sorry for leaving this side story alone.)