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love bites
(Johnathon)
John was confused. Very confused. Even more so than the time one of his daughters tried to explain the action known as 'shipping', and why 'Sterek is the greatest couple ever and Malia is ruining it ALL'(Maia's words, not his). He was confused because one minute, he was quietly muttering to himself how stupid he was for not checking the gas tank, and the next? Well, he was staring bewildered at his rearview mirror because he could've swore he saw something that wasn't there before. In fact, he does swore- He means swear- that that car was not there a minute ago. And it sure as hell wasn't that damned close either.
A brief surge of panic filled him as the many, many possibilities that his paranoia was practically spoon-feeding him filled his head. Could it be that the hunters didn't fall for the ripped up sleeping bag? That they knew they were out of the forest? That they were on the their trail, and they were in that car? Was it something new? Like nice, non threatening, non psychotic and non murderous people with a good, not healthy but ever delicious bowl of Mac'N'Cheese? Did walkers gain some type of cognitive and coherent thought and learned how to drive?!
Okay, so maybe he needed to lay up on the night-reading.
Johnathon sighed, rolling his shoulders to relieve the building stress and tension from this moment. He was going to do something. Something stupid. Very stupid. So stupid, he would have to allow Shaye's newly formed yet entirely vulgar vocabulary to be thrown at him at the speed of light. He gulped nervously, looking at himself in the foldaway mirror, and did probably the riskiest thing he's done in months.
He stepped out the car, put on his friendliest smile, and yelled 'Hey there!'.
If these people weren't going to murder him, Shaye certainly was.
[ @planetic ]
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John was confused. Very confused. Even more so than the time one of his daughters tried to explain the action known as 'shipping', and why 'Sterek is the greatest couple ever and Malia is ruining it ALL'(Maia's words, not his). He was confused because one minute, he was quietly muttering to himself how stupid he was for not checking the gas tank, and the next? Well, he was staring bewildered at his rearview mirror because he could've swore he saw something that wasn't there before. In fact, he does swore- He means swear- that that car was not there a minute ago. And it sure as hell wasn't that damned close either.
A brief surge of panic filled him as the many, many possibilities that his paranoia was practically spoon-feeding him filled his head. Could it be that the hunters didn't fall for the ripped up sleeping bag? That they knew they were out of the forest? That they were on the their trail, and they were in that car? Was it something new? Like nice, non threatening, non psychotic and non murderous people with a good, not healthy but ever delicious bowl of Mac'N'Cheese? Did walkers gain some type of cognitive and coherent thought and learned how to drive?!
Okay, so maybe he needed to lay up on the night-reading.
Johnathon sighed, rolling his shoulders to relieve the building stress and tension from this moment. He was going to do something. Something stupid. Very stupid. So stupid, he would have to allow Shaye's newly formed yet entirely vulgar vocabulary to be thrown at him at the speed of light. He gulped nervously, looking at himself in the foldaway mirror, and did probably the riskiest thing he's done in months.
He stepped out the car, put on his friendliest smile, and yelled 'Hey there!'.
If these people weren't going to murder him, Shaye certainly was.
[ @planetic ]
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