Dede
McNugget
Stu
Stu didn’t give up on the door. How could he when his own life and the lives of his two friends depended on it? Every second they spent trapped in the toilet, the ocean grew darker and more forbidding, and biblical clouds black as soot rolled over the waters and loomed over the bay. Here were glimpses made of a beaching monster twenty times the size of Willy the Whale, a monster infinite in guile and strength. Not even the Kraken with its four tentacles, or Charybdis with its spinning terror could contend with the sheer evil that this name, Herman Toothrot, conjured.
With our heroes locked in a race against time, one Neck Tie Boy rose to meet the moment.
He panted heavily and tipped his whole weight over the handle, forcing a click out of the door that loosened along the hinges.
“I. . . I think it’s budging!”
Stu made this herald of progress with eyes bright with premature optimism. The door opened. It opened to the face of Herman Toothrot.
The boy’s jaw hung about his neck like a pendant. His heart dropped between his shoes, and by an inexplicable force of habit he juggled it over the floor like a football.
Toothrot spoke. He was more rot than tooth. The breath of the fish glided over the boy’s blonde head and made his hair flutter about the scalp. From that great mouth came the rage of Juno and the winds of Aeolus strong enough to scatter the fleet of Aeneas to the other side of Africa.
The room was filled with the unspeakable stench of the ocean. He didn’t comprehend what the grey man said in his fish language. Ivy said it was the ancient tongue of the deep kingdom. Stu imagined it was some kind of voodoo spell that, if endured to its final syllable, would cause his soul to come spilling out of his guts, and him to be swallowed away into the deep sea.
Stu was an English boy born and bred, who spoke only English. Thus the word that came next from his mouth resonated with all its intended meaning for his two friends, who also spoke English, as opposed to the ancient Cthulhu tongue.
“RUN!!!” the boy cried.
Chimney Swift Twin Fantasy
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