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Colby
Dang it, he should’ve kept his mouth shut when he had the chance.
Well, too late to turn back now. Besides, he liked playing beer pong. But for some reason, this game felt kind of different.
Was it just Colby, or was Zach not as tipsy as he should be after losing half of his cups? They both started with 10 cups of beer and they both lost almost the same amount whenever their ping pong balls occasionally landed in them. Maybe it was because Colby had started the game already somewhat buzzed. He did have some whiskey earlier, and there was that other drink he’d made...
Welp, he didn’t think this through enough. Also, it never occurred to him that Zach might be cheating—like, who the hell tries to cheat in beer pong? Must be the alcohol clouding his judgment. Because throughout the first half of the game, Colby was enjoying himself, like that carefree guy he was. Even while he was feeling buzzed at first, his ping pong balls landed in Zach’s cup about, maybe, 70 to 80 percent of the time when it was his turn. Watching a near-miss was always exciting—a light, egg-sized ball tapping on a plastic cup rim once or twice, before making a miraculous baby splash. Then, Colby scored the fifth, and his beer pong partner scored as well on his turn.
“Can’t handle, Katzan?” Pffft, of course he can. He was still standing on his own two feet! However, his shot success rate slowly dwindled whenever Zach scored, and so did his tipsy euphoria as Colby drained his fifth or sixth cup of beer. Confusion began to set in—wait, wait... what was this game about again?
Colby angled his arm, positioning his aim as best as his focus could in its current state. He didn’t throw the ball right away. The gears in his muddled brain churned loudly with so many jumbled words, trying to make sense of that pestering question… he was playing… for a bet... I bet... If you win, I’ll let you dance with Tatum...
What kind of a boyfriend gambles his own girlfriend?
And what kind of idiot follows along with it?!
(And why did Zach keep referring to him by his last name like a cliche 1990s anime school rival? That sounded like another sign of passive-aggressiveness.)
Oh, no. No, this felt wrong. It was wrong. Trying to win a stupid, most-likely-rigged game of beer pong, just so he can win a dance with Tatum. (Plus not getting his hair dyed for a week.) The whole thing just sounded stupid now, even Tatum would agree—oh god, she would be so pissed if she knew what these two himbos were doing. And Colby had promised her that he would protect her from Ryan tonight. You goddamned schlub… what are you doing?
The ball flew out of his hand.
And missed. Bounced off the corner and plopped in the sand next to Zach’s feet. Colby just kept missing afterward. It wasn’t so hard to look like he was missing by chance or plain bad luck, with his vision making the world sway and all. Soon, his remaining cups disappeared one at a time. He had four cups left now. Then three... two... one…
Gulping down his last cup, with the spectators around the table hollering and encouraging him to keep chugging every drop, Colby remembered that he had also promised Maxine that he wouldn’t get too drunk to drive them home tonight. Oops.
He put the last Solo cup down, but it missed landing on the edge of the table entirely. Yep, he was that drunk now. As the spectators cheered around the winner, Colby staggered away from the area to the parking lot. He did mumble a flat congrats but doubted he was heard. Miraculously, he found his grandparents’ Chevy truck. Before he climbed over the tailgate, he took the car keys out of his pocket and dropped them, hearing them clinked on the pavement next to the back wheel. He may be drunk, but he was not that dumb.
He crawled across the cargo bed and leaned against the back wall. The back of his bed pressed against the cool glass of the window as he looked at the night sky, probably hoping to find a random yet meaningful answer in the tiny bright dots to a question he didn't have yet. After a minute or two, Colby pulled out his phone and messaged Maxine. She might not seem like the best person to console other people, but he needed someone he knew more to have some kind of heart-to-heart chat with, to have someone agree that he was an idiot. And someone to bring him a water bottle ‘cuz all of that beer made him thirsty.
Well, too late to turn back now. Besides, he liked playing beer pong. But for some reason, this game felt kind of different.
Was it just Colby, or was Zach not as tipsy as he should be after losing half of his cups? They both started with 10 cups of beer and they both lost almost the same amount whenever their ping pong balls occasionally landed in them. Maybe it was because Colby had started the game already somewhat buzzed. He did have some whiskey earlier, and there was that other drink he’d made...
Welp, he didn’t think this through enough. Also, it never occurred to him that Zach might be cheating—like, who the hell tries to cheat in beer pong? Must be the alcohol clouding his judgment. Because throughout the first half of the game, Colby was enjoying himself, like that carefree guy he was. Even while he was feeling buzzed at first, his ping pong balls landed in Zach’s cup about, maybe, 70 to 80 percent of the time when it was his turn. Watching a near-miss was always exciting—a light, egg-sized ball tapping on a plastic cup rim once or twice, before making a miraculous baby splash. Then, Colby scored the fifth, and his beer pong partner scored as well on his turn.
“Can’t handle, Katzan?” Pffft, of course he can. He was still standing on his own two feet! However, his shot success rate slowly dwindled whenever Zach scored, and so did his tipsy euphoria as Colby drained his fifth or sixth cup of beer. Confusion began to set in—wait, wait... what was this game about again?
Colby angled his arm, positioning his aim as best as his focus could in its current state. He didn’t throw the ball right away. The gears in his muddled brain churned loudly with so many jumbled words, trying to make sense of that pestering question… he was playing… for a bet... I bet... If you win, I’ll let you dance with Tatum...
What kind of a boyfriend gambles his own girlfriend?
And what kind of idiot follows along with it?!
(And why did Zach keep referring to him by his last name like a cliche 1990s anime school rival? That sounded like another sign of passive-aggressiveness.)
Oh, no. No, this felt wrong. It was wrong. Trying to win a stupid, most-likely-rigged game of beer pong, just so he can win a dance with Tatum. (Plus not getting his hair dyed for a week.) The whole thing just sounded stupid now, even Tatum would agree—oh god, she would be so pissed if she knew what these two himbos were doing. And Colby had promised her that he would protect her from Ryan tonight. You goddamned schlub… what are you doing?
The ball flew out of his hand.
And missed. Bounced off the corner and plopped in the sand next to Zach’s feet. Colby just kept missing afterward. It wasn’t so hard to look like he was missing by chance or plain bad luck, with his vision making the world sway and all. Soon, his remaining cups disappeared one at a time. He had four cups left now. Then three... two... one…
Gulping down his last cup, with the spectators around the table hollering and encouraging him to keep chugging every drop, Colby remembered that he had also promised Maxine that he wouldn’t get too drunk to drive them home tonight. Oops.
He put the last Solo cup down, but it missed landing on the edge of the table entirely. Yep, he was that drunk now. As the spectators cheered around the winner, Colby staggered away from the area to the parking lot. He did mumble a flat congrats but doubted he was heard. Miraculously, he found his grandparents’ Chevy truck. Before he climbed over the tailgate, he took the car keys out of his pocket and dropped them, hearing them clinked on the pavement next to the back wheel. He may be drunk, but he was not that dumb.
He crawled across the cargo bed and leaned against the back wall. The back of his bed pressed against the cool glass of the window as he looked at the night sky, probably hoping to find a random yet meaningful answer in the tiny bright dots to a question he didn't have yet. After a minute or two, Colby pulled out his phone and messaged Maxine. She might not seem like the best person to console other people, but he needed someone he knew more to have some kind of heart-to-heart chat with, to have someone agree that he was an idiot. And someone to bring him a water bottle ‘cuz all of that beer made him thirsty.
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