Fantasy The heroes of nothing (Im so sorry)

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I walk into the hole that used to be the bar and ask for 50 gallons of BeER

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*bites another chunk out of muffin*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*hands lomac beer*

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I yell into the distance, "MY NAME IS FLAPJACKS MCCARRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111"

 

[blakedawsonj]

"What an ugly and inferior being does he not know there is nothing left?" i say as i glare at him

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I then drink all of the beer

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"that beer was actually my piss, like i could afford real beer. I don't have a job."

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

*i join the strangers lust for beer and drink it as well*

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I take a MASSIVE bite out of the muffin

 

[blakedawsonj]

"It seems the creature has foul taste as well" i say

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

* i take a nice sample bite then a much larger one of of the eye*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*the muffin is literally just a tiny piece of muffin with huge chunks bitten out of it*

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

Suddenly The walrus explodes because anything that tries to trick me explodes


AND THEN I THROW HIM INTO A BLACK HOLE

 

[blakedawsonj]

A stranger grabs me and throws me on a ruined roof

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"im too perfect for death"

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I then eat all of the muffin

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*reforms as my next form-AN EVEN FATTER WALRUS*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"This stomach is so inferior" as i give out a long sigh

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*licks the remains of the muffin off the floor*

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

*Smashes fourth wall with brick made out of my own face*


"HEY ADMINS!!!1!1!!! WHAT IS UP? PLS JOIN ROLEPLAY"

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Excuse my inferior flapjack can you vomit me out please?" i ask

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

I jump into a volcano with muffin still in me and then explode with the force of 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hydrogen bombs.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"damn"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*takes a shit*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"What and unpleasant world" i say