Fantasy The heroes of nothing (Im so sorry)

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"THEN MAKE ONE," I reply to muffin

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I shall not do something so inferior to please your needs" I say

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"like really stuck up"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"your girlfriend pleases my needs enough without you," I say to the muffin

 

[blakedawsonj]

"My girlfriend got eaten to months ago you do not speak the true" I reply

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

"AND WHO DO YOU THINK ATE HER?!" I ask muffin

 

[Rantos]

Then suddenly, the bar blew up. Every happy go lucky human brunt to a crisp. Above the bar, a green haired girl hovered, laughing at the blaze.

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"the hell are you and why the fuck did you blow up my drink" i yell at the girl

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Something smells like toast, oh wait MY FACE I HAVE BECOME TOASTED!" I shout

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"hahahahahaha"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*throws muffin at mysterious girl*

 

[Rantos]

"Im your mother! Here to smack your bum the da wooden spoon!" The girl yells back

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"ugh this is doing nothing who are you and what do you want lady?"

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Oh my such violence ugh inferior beings have no brains" i say

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*munchies quietly on a small chunk of the english muffin*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"MY BEAUTIFUL FACE YOU INFERIOR WALRUS" i shouted

 

[Rantos]

The girl catches the muffin, taking a bite from the top. "Guess what bitches. Sharks!" Sharks suddenly began falling from the sky

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

*i kill the sharks as they land with my warhammer*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*begins eating sharks*

 

[Rantos]

"Guess what else. The sharks explode!" Then sharks then started exploding.

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

*the explosion knocks me back but i get up and shake it off*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*I continue eating sharks. The explosions have no effect on my blubber*

 

[Flapjacks Mcarris]

HELLO WATCHER PERSON, DON'T PRESS THE EXPLODING SHARKS


-too out of character right now-

 

[blakedawsonj]

"hideous creatures do not belong on land" as i look at the sky