Fantasy The heroes of nothing (Im so sorry)

[Almighty Lord Satan]

mumbles "seen any good shit lately?"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"muffin, what was your first kill like?" with a cold budweiser in my hand


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[Almighty Lord Satan]

*rolls over and takes shit on the floor*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*farts loudly*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"nothing interesting around here now please let me enjoy my tea in peace" i say

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

I killed a child with my ass you know...

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"dear god you are fucked up in the head"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

when did u kill your first child?

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*talks to bartender* get me a beer before I kill you with my ass too.

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Beer lacks good flavor tea is so much more soothing" i say to a woman who sits in front of me

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

tea is shit in a cup

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"hard malt liquor and its on the house right?"

 

[Rantos]

The bar tender gets the walrus its beer, quickly, out of fear of being killed by its ass

 

[blakedawsonj]

"You are inferior to enjoy its nice taste" i snap back

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*throws beer in english muffin's face, then farts on him*

 

[Rantos]

"If its on the house its up your ass buddy."

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Excuse me young lady can i ask you to move me away from this hideous walrus" i ask

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"go fuck your mother wait no, i already did" i say as i pay for it

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*sits on lady that muffin is talking to, sits on her and absorbs her into my being. She becomes one with me*


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[Rantos]

"Pleasure taking your money bud. Enjoy your aids!"

 

[blakedawsonj]

"how unpleasant" I say

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"wow you are a great bartender aren't you here to talk with us and make sure we enjoy our stay"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"no tip in hell"

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I have no ass to stick it in you foul being" I reply

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"god youre stuck up"