idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
I can play hot men and appreciate them thanks
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Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat
- Thread starter Peacemaker .45
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Crono
The Guy
He's got that rugged ginger Paul Bunyan charm.
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Rugged is up my alley man, like, bearded men fighting bears - its a lot to ask for in a husband but, I can try
Crono
The Guy
We can agree on that.
Nothing wrong with having high standards.
Fighting the bear isn't enough though, he has to win of course.
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Well if he doesn't win he'd be dead, so yeah it'd be nice to have a man instead of a corpse xD
But beards tho. Unhealthy obsession. Would ask for rehabilitation - but nah
Crono
The Guy
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
It’s funny, I never take time to appreciate the people I use for my characters lol I never did but hey, you do you
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
everyone is talking about beards, and I’m here playing with mine because it’s fun and I’m itchy
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
This is true. Beards are such beautiful things, I think they should become entirely mainstream.
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Let me touch ur beard
Crono
The Guy
Mine's gone. I had to shave it for a wedding last weekend.
;-;
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Murderer.
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
I have a strict no beard touch policy that everyone never listens to.
RIP
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Nice, lemme just miraculously find out your address and I'll come to molest your facial hair. This is normal human female behaviour. Swear.
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
Oh no, trust me. I learned that from my girlfriend. Girls love touching beards. Like... no touch. My beard is sacred. No touching allowed.
Or I kill you with my Mosin Nagant. Or the AR-15. Or my Airsoft gun. Yeah! Take that. Hah!
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
The men have learned of our weaknesses, juMP sHIP
Cosmosis
How long has it been now? -Cosmo 2023
*Is currently growing a beard that somehow managed a soulpatch in it so i pull on it when i really think while i wait for the rest to catch up*
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
Aw, no. You're intelligent enough to kill someone, thats pretty important (:
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
“I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands”- Navy Seal Copypasta
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
I'm trying so hard not to go get that off my phone rn, curse u
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Beat you to it. Come at me, bro COME AT ME
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Peacemaker .45
Gigachad.jpg >“why yes I don’t proofread my posts”
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
idalie
ᴀʟʟ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀʙʏʟᴏɴ
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet?
