Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat

[idalie]

Cosmosis so finding Russian people that look the way I envision Simon looking seems all but impossible, so here are some lumberjack pictures so you can compete with idalie for the Best Lumberjack Award
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Man these are all Archie in his spare time, there is no competition

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Man these are all Archie in his spare time, there is no competition

They dwarf Archie in comparison. All of them. Archie is but a little ant next to them. Step on the Archie Ant!

 

[Cosmosis]

They dwarf Archie in comparison. All of them. Archie is but a little ant next to them. Step on the Archie Ant!

THANKS SO MUCH!
Simon shall now be updated with this

 

[idalie]

Archie was always the original Lumberjack, I don't see anyone else with the job of a logger >:c if y'all keep acting like this, Archie is gonna trip on a knife and I'm gonna sashay away

 

[Cosmosis]

Archie was always the original Lumberjack, I don't see anyone else with the job of a logger >:c if y'all keep acting like this, Archie is gonna trip on a knife and I'm gonna sashay away

Naw. Simon isn't really a logger don't worry. Did he do firewood? Fuck yes the Russian did fire wood. But he doesn't throw twigs like Archie.

UPDATED FACECLAIM FOR SIMON! *Features two pictures of him now!*

 

[idalie]

Naw. Simon isn't really a logger don't worry. Did he do firewood? Fuck yes the Russian did fire wood. But he doesn't throw twigs like Archie.

UPDATED FACECLAIM FOR SIMON! *Features two pictures of him now!*

"Twig"

 

[Cosmosis]

"Twig"

Yes. A hollowed twig. XD

 

[idalie]

Yes. A hollowed twig. XD

Dude cabers aren't hollow, have you ever been to a Highland games?

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Yes... YES! I’ve started a Civil War in competition for who will be the best lumberjack! Victory is mine and Jennifer’s! Haha!

 

[idalie]

Naw, we just discussing this FAKE NEWS russian
> Tells people he lifts trees
> No evidence of lifting trees
> Tells actual caber-toss participant he can't lift trees

 

[Crono]

Someone likes their plaid.

 

[idalie]

Archie would wear a kilt and flannel if he could, for the extra plaid

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Naw, we just discussing this FAKE NEWS russian
> Tells people he lifts trees
> No evidence of lifting trees
> Tells actual caber-toss participant he can't lift trees

Someone is salty...

I guess I need to make a lumberjack character with actual caber-toss merits and who is taller than Archie! “Civil War must continue,” laughs Jennifer with an evil and dastardly laugh of evilness

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Archie would wear a kilt and flannel if he could, for the extra plaid

HEY! DO NOT BE STEALING MY STYLE! I like my plaid and my jeans and my cowboy books. Back off my look, bro, don’t you culturally appropriate me, bro! Want to tussle, bro!? Let’s tussle, bro!

 

[idalie]

Someone is salty...

I guess I need to make a lumberjack character with actual caber-toss merits and who is taller than Archie! “Civil War must continue,” laughs Jennifer with an evil and dastardly laugh of evilness

I'M ALWAYS SALTY

And it's cool if you do that, becus guess what, Archie is now an Olympic athlete fuck u CIA

 

[idalie]

HEY! DO NOT BE STEALING MY STYLE! I like my plaid and my jeans and my cowboy books. Back off my look, bro, don’t you culturally appropriate me, bro! Want to tussle, bro!? Let’s tussle, bro!

Kilts aren't urs get tf out, succ my scottish dicc

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I'M ALWAYS SALTY

And it's cool if you do that, becus guess what, Archie is now an Olympic athlete fuck u CIA

My next character will also have as many Gold Medals in each Olympic sport as Michael Phillips has in total. Suck it!

 

[idalie]

My next character will also have as many Gold Medals in each Olympic sport as Michael Phillips has in total. Suck it!

HE'S GONNA BE A FUCCKIN WIZARD

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Kilts aren't urs get tf out, succ my scottish dicc

Okay, the kilts are, but don’t steal my cowboy/country boy look or I, or uh, Jennifer, will kill you

 

[Peacemaker .45]

HE'S GONNA BE A FUCCKIN WIZARD

*who time travels and can turn invisible like the Philadelphia experiment conspiracy thing shit nipples

 

[idalie]

*who time travels and can turn invisible like the Philadelphia experiment conspiracy thing shit nipples

... nipples?

 

[Peacemaker .45]

... nipples?

Yeah! Nipples, it fits, don’t question the CIA.


OKAY I HAVE TO SHOWER AND IF YOU DONT POST I WILL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT HERE THAT JUST SAYS NIPPLES

 

[idalie]

Yeah! Nipples, it fits, don’t question the CIA.


OKAY I HAVE TO SHOWER AND IF YOU DONT POST I WILL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT HERE THAT JUST SAYS NIPPLES

free the nipple man

 

[Peacemaker .45]

free the nipple man

Ah! You dastardly villain! You’re foiled my plan. I’ll have to write a wall of text here after I shower that says NIPPLES! Curse you, you dastardly Commie! Curse you!

 

[Cosmosis]

Dude cabers aren't hollow, have you ever been to a Highland games?

No, i never have.
And yea, ik they arn't hollow. I'm just speakin for Simon