Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat

[Crono]

Spoilsports.

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I'mma cockblock simon for u instead, because I'm an asshole and I need to fill the void in my heart because my parents never loved me

This is a storyline I could definitely get behind for the lolz.

 

[idalie]

This is a storyline I could definitely get behind for the lolz.

When there's heavy flirting and Archie just sits between them like "I once saw a child get mauled to death by a dog lol. Wassup?"

 

[Peacemaker .45]

When there's heavy flirting and Archie just sits between them like "I once saw a child get mauled to death by a dog lol. Wassup?"

Lol that would be funny

 

[Cosmosis]

Y’all are acting like Jennifer is that type lol

She’s not into that stuff. At all. Keeping dreaming, lads. Keep dreaming. She’s part of the wait ‘til marriage group, just sayin’.


But lol

Don't matter. Simon has Vodka and he can go find an old ass ringpop to suffice as a ring for a bit. Don' tempt him! XP

>be me
>have only female character in RP
>surrounded by male characters
>they all find her to be attractive looking at the pictures
>lolitsnothing.jpeg
>go eat a steak dinner
>come back to find mass conspiracy to have characters get in bed with yours
>wtf.gif
>all characters near couch
>characters install [JokeNotRPNApproved].exe
>activates It
>Jennifer GTFO’s
>characters uninstall [JokeNotRPNApproved].exe
>Jennifer walks away
>characters follow
>hides.behind.barn.jpg
>characters still follow with intentions Jennifer hates
>unleashes TuckerCarlsonFaceStare.gif
>characters ignore and still follow
>now they start singing love songs and imagining explicit scenes with her and tell her
>Jennifer needs to use secret weapon
>MOAB.exe
>characters still survive by unleashing RyanGoslingWontEatCereal.trun
>Jennifer runs more
>their thoughts grow louder and it’s all she can hear
>it won’t stop
>imnotinsane.gif
>Jennifer goes insane
>mfw
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>never use Sportswoman Courtney as face claim again

*Austin is dead in timeline of this joke*

Oh yea! I've a secret for the top part of this lil post BTW. :3

You and Simon can have the fantasies. I’ll just roll and lol

Naw. Simon will probably dispise her in the actual rp. If you read carefully, something's hinted quite well.

I'mma cockblock simon for u instead, because I'm an asshole and I need to fill the void in my heart because my parents never loved me

Read above stuffin nips. #TEDDYREFRENCE

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Don't matter. Simon has Vodka and he can go find an old ass ringpop to suffice as a ring for a bit. Don' tempt him! XP

Oh yea! I've a secret for the top part of this lil post BTW. :3

Naw. Simon will probably dispise her in the actual rp. If you read carefully, something's hinted quite well.

Read above stuffin nips. #TEDDYREFRENCE

PFFFFFFT SIMON ANS ARCHIE ARE HIDING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS FOR JENNIFER SO THEY ARE GOING TO RESORT TO COCKBLOCKING EACH OTHER

 

[Cosmosis]

PFFFFFFT SIMON ANS ARCHIE ARE HIDING THEIR TRUE FEELINGS FOR JENNIFER SO THEY ARE GOING TO RESORT TO COCKBLOCKING EACH OTHER

BET!​

 

[Peacemaker .45]

BET!​

idalie and you need to get on this cockblocking for humor’s sake.

 

[idalie]

idalie and you need to get on this cockblocking for humor’s sake.

I'm going to make Archie a damn wife at this rate u l0sers

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I'm going to make Archie a damn wife at this rate u l0sers

Luckily, Jennifer has a bullet with her name on it.

 

[idalie]

Luckily, Jennifer has a bullet with her name on it.

Since when have u been bothered by Archies marital status >->

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Since when have u been bothered by Archies marital status >->

It’s not the marital status. Jennifer must maintain being the only female in the RP.

New female characters die horrible deaths
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[idalie]

It’s not the marital status. Jennifer must maintain being the only female in the RP.

New female characters die horrible deaths
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Time to create Archie a dammn HAREM

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Time to create Archie a dammn HAREM

I mean, you’re the one who has to post so I mean you could introduce her in the post so Jennifer can kill her sooner.

The sooner the death the better.

 

[idalie]

I mean, you’re the one who has to post so I mean you could introduce her in the post so Jennifer can kill her sooner.

The sooner the death the better.

I completely forgot about posting :') I'll get on that soon enough
Also, I might create an intellectual guy, because they're adorable and savage

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I completely forgot about posting :') I'll get on that soon enough
Also, I might create an intellectual guy, because they're adorable and savage

Everyone is making more characters and I’m just sitting here like


“One is enough for me. You’re all losers for creating two.”

Take that, losers!

 

[idalie]

Everyone is making more characters and I’m just sitting here like


“One is enough for me. You’re all losers for creating two.”

Take that, losers!

Whats the fun in having 1 character die when you can kill 2

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Whats the fun in having 1 character die when you can kill 2

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! I’m the one who does all the killing around here.

Not you. Not imaginary unofficial character 2 for you. Or Grumpy (but he’s dying lol). Or Simon or Jake or K.L.

Me.

M-E.

ME BOI

NOW BACK OFF BEFORE I SNAP YOUR NECK AND DO THE TRIBAL VICTORY DANCE

 

[idalie]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, HEY! I’m the one who does all the killing around here.

Not you. Not imaginary unofficial character 2 for you. Or Grumpy (but he’s dying lol). Or Simon or Jake or K.L.

Me.

M-E.

ME BOI

NOW BACK OFF BEFORE I SNAP YOUR NECK AND DO THE TRIBAL VICTORY DANCE
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NEVER, I ONLY TAKE ORDERS FROM PAPA STALIN, AND THE KULAKS DESERVE IT

 

[Peacemaker .45]

NEVER, I ONLY TAKE ORDERS FROM PAPA STALIN, AND THE KULAKS DESERVE IT

Lame. I guess you’ll be taking orders from him when Jennifer kills you.

“Orders”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[idalie]

Lame. I guess you’ll be taking orders from him when Jennifer kills you.

“Orders”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Are u sayin' I'd sleep with stalin?


Because I totally would, ngl

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Are u sayin' I'd sleep with stalin?


Because I totally would, ngl

“In Soviet Russia, you don’t sleep with Stalin, Stalin throws you in Gulag for rest of your life.”

Until you realize it’s all a dream and Jennifer made it seem like she was Stalin and you were in Soviet Union but in reality it was in the capitalist USA and she only did that to you for the lolz.

You must realize one thing: Jennifer always wins in the end.

 

[idalie]

“In Soviet Russia, you don’t sleep with Stalin, Stalin throws you in Gulag for rest of your life.”

Until you realize it’s all a dream and Jennifer made it seem like she was Stalin and you were in Soviet Union but in reality it was in the capitalist USA and she only did that to you for the lolz.

You must realize one thing: Jennifer always wins in the end.

Wait, so Archie slept with Jennifer instead
Omg
Are you secretly shipping them
ALl this time talking shit
the truth was here all along

f u c c


NOT TODAY CIA

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Wait, so Archie slept with Jennifer instead
Omg
Are you secretly shipping them
ALl this time talking shit
the truth was here all along

f u c c


NOT TODAY CIA

...no he did not sleep with her. He gets thrown in the gulag thinking he is going to..


Also, this is not the CIA. Your computer and phone aren’t bugged. We’re not following you.
—Signed, the C-I-mother fucking-A

I mean Peacemaker .45

 

[idalie]

...no he did not sleep with her. He gets thrown in the gulag thinking he is going to..


Also, this is not the CIA. Your computer and phone aren’t bugged. We’re not following you.
—Signed, the C-I-mother fucking-A

I mean Peacemaker .45

AHA, NICE TRY FBI

I know the truth