Realistic or Modern Surreal Estate || OOC

[Walliver]

I am having such a good time rn

 

[BELIAL.]

It’s alright as Joanna is a medium for hip internet slang with two kids under 25 and a desperate desire to relate to them

 

[birdgeoisie]

Ridley, a mere 28, literally having no idea what anyone is saying

 

[Walliver]

wait until you meet Enoch’s dad

who uses 1920s slang and gen z slang interchangeably

 

[floripher]

Grover offering to watch Archie so Aleks can go out and do whatever but actually is an ulterior motive to learn as much gen z slang as possible and then INSTANTLY using it as soon as Aleks is back in vicinity

"you're gonna have to get real comfortable with calling yourself daddy. no one's calling you father and you know it. you gotta get with the times, Grovey-boy."

 

[birdgeoisie]

GJAKGKLAK not the calling grover daddy--

 

[elytra]

"you're gonna have to get real comfortable with calling yourself daddy. no one's calling you father and you know it. you gotta get with the times, Grovey-boy."

"I'm divorced from God, no one should be calling me father anyway." Despite this he has a little notepad and is jotting this info down. He's not sure about this 'calling himself daddy' thing, but by god he's committed to this bit.

 

[Walliver]

I am realizing Enoch doesn’t even need slang, he can just switch into his Southern Belle voice

I assume none of the Northerners can understand him beyond “y’all”

 

[idalie]

Laurence is ultimately just going to walter white with the slang what the fuck are you talking about jesse

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

"I'm divorced from God, no one should be calling me father anyway." Despite this he has a little notepad and is jotting this info down. He's not sure about this 'calling himself daddy' thing, but by god he's committed to this bit.

Devin: Grover if you call yourself daddy I am going to have a stroke.

Also the moment the youth slang gets too impenatrable Devin is just going to crack open a metaphorical beer and start speaking Irish.

 

[elytra]

Devin: Grover if you call yourself daddy I am going to have a stroke.

Also the moment the youth slang gets too impenatrable Devin is just going to crack open a metaphorical beer and start speaking Irish.

grover, cracking his knuckles: i think this is the part where i say 'bet'

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

grover, cracking his knuckles: i think this is the part where i say 'bet'

Devin:

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

on a completely different note, but i suddenly envisioned the chaos in the office on September 8th.

laurence, british: the queen is dead i must keep a brave face

devin, irish: //blasting crab rave

 

[idalie]

on a completely different note, but i suddenly envisioned the chaos in the office on September 8th.

laurence, british: the queen is dead i must keep a brave face

devin, irish: //blasting crab rave

JJDJDHAAHA laurence is too working class for that, hes christopher eccleston

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

JJDJDHAAHA laurence is too working class for that, hes christopher eccleston

oh thank GOD

communal crab rave then

 

[BELIAL.]

The only funeral procession is when Liverpool FC loses a match

 

[idalie]

NOT THE PREMIER LEAGUE

The only funeral procession is when Liverpool FC loses a match

 

[Walliver]

more mediums to fistfight with each other

 

[birdgeoisie]

Medium role like

 

[Sear]

entities having a party in the background too

 

[BELIAL.]

the haunted housing market in 2022 once we’re on the scene

 

[elytra]

shakes this link at you pspspsppspsps Realistic or Modern - Surreal Estate || Lore
house selections are up. as i said, the group can pick one house...or two houses, if you want to split the team (there WILL be a lot of people if everyone is accepted, so that's a perfectly reasonable route). I'll be reviewing sheets next; no insta-acceptances right now, but I'll be popping into peoples inboxes most likely just to give them a rundown of my thoughts, which won't be anything bad ^^ feel free to throw any questions you might have my way

 

[BELIAL.]

me bolting at the speed of cat for delicious lore

 

[Sear]

LOREEEEEE. I am there and consuming it

 

[elytra]

im gonna add ~ company lore ~ later when I get the chance but i was rushing to get the houses up for people to view. shout out to my new best friend zillow