GrumpySwallow
Four Thousand Club
After streaming some King's Quest, a point and click adventure game with many puns when you die, a friend and I came up with a bunch of stupid angel and mythology puns if KI were ever a point and click adventure game. Here are the ones I remember off the top of my head.
"You definitely raised a lot of hell in the Underworld!"
"You were an angel. Now you're an angle."
"I know you're an angel, Pit, but you really should get your head out of the clouds."
"You went from a holy being to a holey being."
"You won't get far with that holier-than-thou attitude!"
"Hewdraw serpently left an impression on you!"
"You're now part of the architecture. Congratulations! You've finally become an arch-angel!"
"Medusa stopped you stone cold!"
"Medusa always did prefer her men statuesque!"
"I see you were shown the Midas's touch!"
"Wow, even as a goddess I've strived for that golden glow you have!"
"The minotaur did not find your antics a-MOO-sing!"
"You were always harping on about your musical talents, Pit, but unfortunately, the Syrens found it lacking."
"Perhaps a divine approach would have worked better than a direct approach!"
“You already have me watching over you, Pit. You didn’t have to make a leap of faith!”
“The heavens had high-flying hopes for you. Now they’ve crashed and burned!”
“I guess you could say this adventure is the pits!”
"You were theology. You were mythology. Now, you're history."
“You tried to extend the olive branch to Viridi and got pruned for your trouble.”
“You fought hellfire with fire and got burned!”
“You had your head in the clouds; now your brain is mush!”
“I told you not to look, Pit, but you took my advice with a grain of salt!”
“You were the loyal Captain of the Guard for the Goddess of Light. Unfortunately for you, your future wasn’t very bright!”
"You definitely raised a lot of hell in the Underworld!"
"You were an angel. Now you're an angle."
"I know you're an angel, Pit, but you really should get your head out of the clouds."
"You went from a holy being to a holey being."
"You won't get far with that holier-than-thou attitude!"
"Hewdraw serpently left an impression on you!"
"You're now part of the architecture. Congratulations! You've finally become an arch-angel!"
"Medusa stopped you stone cold!"
"Medusa always did prefer her men statuesque!"
"I see you were shown the Midas's touch!"
"Wow, even as a goddess I've strived for that golden glow you have!"
"The minotaur did not find your antics a-MOO-sing!"
"You were always harping on about your musical talents, Pit, but unfortunately, the Syrens found it lacking."
"Perhaps a divine approach would have worked better than a direct approach!"
“You already have me watching over you, Pit. You didn’t have to make a leap of faith!”
“The heavens had high-flying hopes for you. Now they’ve crashed and burned!”
“I guess you could say this adventure is the pits!”
"You were theology. You were mythology. Now, you're history."
“You tried to extend the olive branch to Viridi and got pruned for your trouble.”
“You fought hellfire with fire and got burned!”
“You had your head in the clouds; now your brain is mush!”
“I told you not to look, Pit, but you took my advice with a grain of salt!”
“You were the loyal Captain of the Guard for the Goddess of Light. Unfortunately for you, your future wasn’t very bright!”
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.You can definitely take it easy on the length for awhile until your muse for Joker comes back
