Wake-N-Bake
Being a dick wont make yours any bigger.
He reached the last flight of stairs. He was thinking about all the different things he could do in school since he never attended one. All of his knowledge was formed into him so he has always been the same. Suddenly he tripped over his own shoe and found himself tumbling down the stairs smacking into walls and hitting his head in different places. Once he reached the bottom he was sprawled out on his back twitching. "I'm pretty sure if this was a video game.. The "WASTED" Sign would pop up right about now." He spoke to himself with a painful groan.