Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Xel]

Tell me news that isn't a year old.


But it is. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT? no. I have. It works.

Looks like it's nearly two years old to me. So no, it's not a year old.

 

[Iskandar]

Looks like it's nearly two years old to me. So no, it's not a year old.

But it isn't two years old. So it is a year old. Once it is July 2 of 2018, you can say it is 2 years old.

 

[Xel]

But it isn't two years old. So it is a year old. Once it is July 2 of 2018, you can say it is 2 years old.

If you wanna be a cheeky I'm uncultured with me then it's ACKSHUALLY been 1 year, 7 months, and 23days. So still not 1 year

 

[Iskandar]

If you wanna be a cheeky I'm uncultured with me then it's ACKSHUALLY been 1 year, 7 months, and 23days. So still not 1 year

But not two years either. I'm not going to say it has been 1 year, 7 months and 23 days. I'm just going to say news that is a year old. Once it hits two years, then I'll say it is two years old. So on and so on.

 

[Xel]

But not two years either. I'm not going to say it has been 1 year, 7 months and 23 days. I'm just going to say news that is a year old. Once it hits two years, then I'll say it is two years old. So on and so on.

Point is you're still not as American as that guy, regardless of how old the story is. So ya gotta get another burg and go buy a rifle from the local gunstore. It's the only way.

 

[Iskandar]

Point is you're still not as American as that guy, regardless of how old the story is. So ya gotta get another burg and go buy a rifle from the local gunstore. It's the only way.

I have multiple guns, and I had two burgers... So... Plus I am wearing all camo atm

 

[Mion]

Someone help me find Koss he has disappeared!

 

[Iskandar]

Someone held me find Koss he has disappeared!

Boo!

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Ya'll gonna get Jun'd
Pepper thy angus...

 

[Iskandar]

Ya'll gonna get Jun'd
Pepper thy angus...

Nah

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Nah

Rider gone get RODE
In a non rapey way
Kind of like Shadow of the Colossus
Dragons Dogma even
Maybe a little Breath of the Wild

 

[Iskandar]

Rider gone get RODE
In a non rapey way
Kind of like Shadow of the Colossus
Dragons Dogma even
Maybe a little Breath of the Wild

Nice try trying to save yourself.
Jun confirmed to be nasty rapist.
Rider shall exterminate.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Nice try trying to save yourself.
Jun confirmed to be nasty rapist.
Rider shall exterminate.

Try doing that when I use the power of playing cards to defeat you
I believe in the heart of the cards

 

[Xel]

Reminder that Saber also has the riding skill. Rider isn't the only one capable of mounting things.

 

[Iskandar]

Reminder that Saber also has the riding skill. Rider isn't the only one capable of mounting things.

Sabers riding skill is inferior.

Try doing that when I use the power of playing cards to defeat you
I believe in the heart of the cards

Rider has mastered every card game there is. Her record is 12,567 wins, 0 loses

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Reminder that Saber also has the riding skill. Rider isn't the only one capable of mounting things.

Jun and Saber road trip!

 

[Iskandar]

Also guys. Do I stay up and keep watching Code Geass or do I sleep? This is a dilemma I can’t decide by myself

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I say we kill Alexandria and Assassin first

 

[Iskandar]

I say we kill Alexandria and Assassin first

I’m ok with this I guess. Thickems and slime dog are a powerful combo for uh... reasons

 

[Xel]

Sabers riding skill is inferior.


Rider has mastered every card game there is. Her record is 12,567 wins, 0 loses

Well, I mean, I should hope so. It's a sad day when Saber has a higher riding skill than Rider.

Jun and Saber road trip!

Gotta get at least one scene of Saber riding around on a motorcycle amirite?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I’m ok with this I guess. Thickems and slime dog are a powerful combo for uh... reasons

Shes like Magic Google...
Overcome knowledge with cheating
We have to cheat her to death

 

[Iskandar]

Shes like Magic Google...
Overcome knowledge with cheating
We have to cheat her to death

Tbh Alexandria is the most powerful master. She dangerous. But she has thiccc thighs so like. Idk.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Tbh Alexandria is the most powerful master. She dangerous. But she has thiccc thighs so like. Idk.

The answer is obvious
We have to roast Alexandria so hard
That she embraces death

 

[Iskandar]

The answer is obvious
We have to roast Alexandria so hard
That she embraces death

Oof. You do that

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Oof. You do that

*Picks up the mic*
Rap Battle!