Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

The best way to beat Mage Google is to spit the hottest fire at them
I must become a dragon
Rhyme Dragon

 

[Iskandar]

What

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Cue Saber laying down a sick beat*
I shall overcome Alexandria with my rhymes!

 

[Iskandar]

Uhhhh

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Well other than that
Theres a bunch of guns and explosives in Baggy
Would that work better?
Yeah
Yeah I'll just use those

 

[Mion]

Well other than that
Theres a bunch of guns and explosives in Baggy
Would that work better?
Yeah
Yeah I'll just use those

What if they explode inside baggy?

What then?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

What if they explode inside baggy?

What then?

Huehuehuehue
You underestimate Baggy, Lance

 

[GasMaskie]

yo where the mana transfers at

gotta collect those h-scene cgs because F/BJ is an eroge. You can tell by how the title abbreviates after all.​

 

[Iskandar]

yo where the mana transfers at

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gotta collect those h-scene cgs because F/BJ is an eroge. You can tell by how the title abbreviates after all.​

That takes time.

Also... Rider is down for H-scenes. Only with girls. Boys are gross, especially the boys in this RP.

 

[GasMaskie]

That takes time.

Also... Rider is down for H-scenes. Only with girls. Boys are gross, especially the boys in this RP.

The twist with this Holy Grail War is that it's this was the unseen protagonist's plan to create the ultimate waifu by simulating a HGW for the purpose of rooting out the weak and inferior.​

 

[Iskandar]

The twist with this Holy Grail War is that it's this was the unseen protagonist's plan to create the ultimate waifu by simulating a HGW for the purpose of rooting out the weak and inferior.​

That seems like way too much work. I’ll pass on that way of Finding a waifu

Also yuri all the way Gas ;^)

 

[GasMaskie]

That seems like way too much work. I’ll pass on that way of Finding a waifu

Also yuri all the way Gas ;^)

But if Doki Doki Literature Club has taught me anything, meta-twists are the new fad. Stuff like revealing that the entirety of your new game was a reality show and all the characters you've come to know through playing are all false Personas, the mastermind being some dude who was literally just off to the side and hidden by some tricky camera angles, and attempting to clear routes, and the overseer actually doing his job correctly and no Extra Class servants showing up to fuck shit up because despite all odds this is a normal HGW.

 

[Xel]

the overseer actually doing his job correctly and no Extra Class servants showing up to fuck shit up because despite all odds this is a normal HGW.

Take all my money.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Take all my money.

Well there goes some money

 

[Xel]

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

So how should we take down the doggo and its Master?
Magic Google has to die
I'm not confidant that we can take her easily

 

[Iskandar]

So how should we take down the doggo and its Master?
Magic Google has to die
I'm not confidant that we can take her easily

She’d wipe the floor with jun tbh. Just my analysis of her abilities

EDIT: in terms of magecraft

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

She’d wipe the floor with jun tbh. Just my analysis of her abilities

EDIT: in terms of magecraft

So maybe have bullets and bombs prepared?
Concussive Grenade
Smoke bomb
Tear Gas
Maybe Mustard Gas
Then a turret
Bitches aren't good against turrets

 

[Iskandar]

So maybe have bullets and bombs prepared?
Concussive Grenade
Smoke bomb
Tear Gas
Maybe Mustard Gas
Then a turret
Bitches aren't good against turrets

Eh. I’m sure she has spells to counter that all. Idk. She isn’t my character. All I know is that she’s by far the most powerful master.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Eh. I’m sure she has spells to counter that all. Idk. She isn’t my character. All I know is that she’s by far the most powerful master.

Thats all I got
Other than alliances
However we all know those ain't happenin...

 

[Iskandar]

Thats all I got
Other than alliances
However we all know those ain't happenin...

Meh. I mean stuff like guns and bombs would probably work. Worked for Kiritsugu. But in terms of pure magecraft, no one stands a chance :/

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Meh. I mean stuff like guns and bombs would probably work. Worked for Kiritsugu. But in terms of pure magecraft, no one stands a chance :/

Well then time to become a terrorist
Yes I said that
I will become the IRA

 

[Iskandar]

Well then time to become a terrorist
Yes I said that
I will become the IRA

You could always have saber just slice and dice her. While Alex can literally ass pull any spell and countermeasure against a magus, she’s weak sauce for a servant. Especially saber and rider classes who have magic resistance

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

aka the art of rpn

 

[BearBearBear]

*Walks in on Iskandar and Gaius Danius Griinia planning character's demise*

Y'all know she doesn't really want to fight... right?