Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Iskandar]

*Walks in on Iskandar and Gaius Danius Griinia planning character's demise*

Y'all know she doesn't really want to fight... right?

Oh I’d rather not fight her tbh. Just trying to tell Dan that it would be hard to kill Alexandria in a fight between masters

I’d rather thickems live.

 

[BearBearBear]

Oh I’d rather not fight her tbh. Just trying to tell Dan that it would be hard to kill Alexandria in a fight between masters

I’d rather thickems live.

Why thank you, Questionably Greek Servant....

Gaius Danius Griinia !! I thought we were supposed to go out drinking together!

 

[Iskandar]

Why thank you, Questionably Greek Servant....

USER=55595]Dani[/USER]!! I thought we were supposed to go out drinking together!

No problem. I mean honestly there are three ways to beat Alex since she’s pretty broken

1. Sick a servant on her
2. Masters team up
3. Kiritsugu style: terrorism and assassination

Also rider would love to get drinks with you (:

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Walks in on Iskandar and Gaius Danius Griinia planning character's demise*

Y'all know she doesn't really want to fight... right?

Omg... I've dealt in an absolute...
Well... time to do what must be done

I must save Alexandria!!!

 

[BearBearBear]

Omg... I've dealt in an absolute...
Well... time to do what must be done

I must save Alexandria!!!

lol what... ye had me, then ye lost me there XD

 

[Iskandar]

Dani has fallen to the dark side. Troubling times indeed

 

[Iskandar]

lol what... ye had me, then ye lost me there XD

Pretty sure he was quoting Star Wars there. Though the last part doesn’t fit with the quote/meme

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

We must save Alexandria

 

[Iskandar]

We must save Alexandria

But you are the sith. Only sith deal in absolutes. Makes no sense for you to save her ?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

But you are the sith. Only sith deal in absolutes. Makes no sense for you to save her ?

Screw the Light and Dark sides of the force
"The Jedi are a bunch of whiny losers and the Sith are pointlessly evil!"
Abridged Jolee is always right

 

[Iskandar]

Screw the Light and Dark sides of the force
"The Jedi are a bunch of whiny losers and the Sith are pointlessly evil!"
Abridged Jolee is always right

Then don’t deal in absolutes my dude.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Then don’t deal in absolutes my dude.

I shall no longer deal in absolutes
Instead I will use the grail to become strong enough to grant EVERYONES wish
Well the non apocolyptic ones

 

[Iskandar]

I shall no longer deal in absolutes
Instead I will use the grail to become strong enough to grant EVERYONES wish
Well the non apocolyptic ones

That’s not how it works bucko.

I think.

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Use the grail to wish for our much desired sequel, fate/punchline

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

That’s not how it works bucko.

I think.

Then I'll take a page out of Lenkas book and HIT IT UNTIL IT WORKS!!!
Or something like that

 

[Iskandar]

Then I'll take a page out of Lenkas book and HIT IT UNTIL IT WORKS!!!
Or something like that

*Watches as you break the Grail and get covered in Grail mud* GG

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Oh crap, everything died...
Well time to adopt my own Shiro

 

[Mion]

Use the grail to wish for our much desired sequel, fate/punchline

Or wish for a reset, fate/good joke

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Or wish for a reset, fate/good joke

We only have the one story
If we reboot it
The internet will descend upon us like angry valkyries who have the threat of domestication upon them!

 

[BearBearBear]

Or wish for a reset, fate/good joke

We do this once, and we do it right... if and only if it ends well can we make a horrible sequel and our own glorious gacha empire XD

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

We do this once, and we do it right... if and only if it ends well can we make a horrible sequel and our own glorious gacha empire XD

Can we have laser swords and dragons
Pointless romances too?

 

[BearBearBear]

Can we have laser swords and dragons
Pointless romances too?

I thought we already had all that... well, except for the pointless romance, but that could be fixed

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

I thought we already had all that... well, except for the pointless romance, but that could be fixed

*Dons his wig and dress*
Its "June" time!

 

[theunderwolf]

rpn unfollowed me from the ooc, what'd I miss.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

rpn unfollowed me from the ooc, what'd I miss.

We were dicussing HEAVY MORAL CHOICES
Now Imma put on a dress and save Alexandria