Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

He looks like he oversaw a thrift shop

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

He looks like he oversaw a thrift shop

Meanwhile, a poorly dressed man patiently awaits his guests for the day,

good

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

good

It was planned?
My life is a lie
*Picks up the mic*

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

It was planned?
My life is a lie
*Picks up the mic*

something something keikaku

 

[ChazGhost]

Fun Fact: I gave Melvin the same middle initial and last name as Gol D. Roger, the original pirate king from One Piece.

 

[Iskandar]

Tch

 

[Iskandar]

MFW Alexandria thinking she can dominate servants:


Let alone 2, as well as 2 masters

 

[BearBearBear]

Not the servants kid, she ain't Sakura

 

[Iskandar]

Not the servants kid, she ain't Sakura

Hm. I don't think you can take Punchy Punch and Smarty Smart. Together they form! Punchy Smart! I don't even know these days...

ALSO WHAT DAMN TIME IS IT IN THE RP. I was assuming morning but I don't even know now.

 

[BearBearBear]

Hm. I don't think you can take Punchy Punch and Smarty Smart. Together they form! Punchy Smart! I don't even know these days...

ALSO WHAT DAMN TIME IS IT IN THE RP. I was assuming morning but I don't even know now.

I assumes it was really early morning, and no one else seemed to be adding any real time indicator. Then again, I've been super sleepy the last few posts so I might have missed a few important details

 

[Iskandar]

I assumes it was really early morning, and no one else seemed to be adding any real time indicator. Then again, I've been super sleepy the last few posts so I might have missed a few important details

I was thinking it was between 6-8 AM. Closer to 6 than 8. Seeing as how the servants were probably summoned around like 2-5AM depending on the master?

Also thickems, BEGONE FROM ME. *mumbles inaudibly about sticking your nose in others business*

 

[Iskandar]

Also, I have a burger and fries. I feel very american rn

 

[BearBearBear]

I was thinking it was between 6-8 AM. Closer to 6 than 8. Seeing as how the servants were probably summoned around like 2-5AM depending on the master?

Also thickems, BEGONE FROM ME. *mumbles inaudibly about sticking your nose in others business*

Um... You started this conversation, whippersnapper. Get off of my yard?

 

[Iskandar]

Um... You started this conversation, whippersnapper. Get off of my yard?

No, the IC Conversation. BEGONE THICKEMS. Inserting yourself like that. Smh.

Nah I'm just joking with ya. The more the merrier. Sometimes.

Also stop being so old, Bear

 

[The One Eyed Bandit]

Alex is just engaging in some friendly chat while taking her dog for a walk.

 

[Iskandar]

Alex is just engaging in some friendly chat while taking her dog for a walk.

Slime dog. Slime dog is best dog for... reasons. HUE.

 

[BearBearBear]

I can not stop being old... *cries*

No, the IC Conversation. BEGONE THICKEMS. Inserting yourself like that. Smh.

Nah I'm just joking with ya. The more the merrier. Sometimes.

Also stop being so old, Bear

Unfortunately, no one can stop the march of time... as much as we want to *cries about being old intensify*

Alex is just engaging in some friendly chat while taking her dog for a walk.

Slime dog. Slime dog is best dog for... reasons. HUE.

See, I knew you guys would get it XD

 

[Iskandar]

I can not stop being old... *cries*

Unfortunately, no one can stop the march of time... as much as we want to *cries about being old intensify*



See, I knew you guys would get it XD

But I can stop time. I stop it all the time. :/

 

[BearBearBear]

But I can stop time. I stop it all the time. :/

Some servants have all the luck... *Mumbles something totally unrelated to the gacha*

 

[Iskandar]

Some servants have all the luck... *Mumbles something totally unrelated to the gacha*

Stopping time is quite simple my dear friend.

 

[BearBearBear]

Stopping time is quite simple my dear friend.

I'm listening...

 

[Iskandar]

I'm listening...

You simply... turn off all the clocks. Then time stops. But it can’t be one clock. Needs to be all of them

 

[BearBearBear]

You simply... turn off all the clocks. Then time stops. But it can’t be one clock. Needs to be all of them

You...
And...
clocks...
*deep breath*

Child... you do know that time doesn't work that way, right?

 

[Xel]

Also, I have a burger and fries. I feel very american rn

Not as american as this guy.

 

[Iskandar]

Not as american as this guy.

Tell me news that isn't a year old.

You...
And...
clocks...
*deep breath*

Child... you do know that time doesn't work that way, right?

But it is. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED IT? no. I have. It works.