Fandom Fate/Bad Joke OOC

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Saber is the finest looking servant. That dashing outfit, that passionate flaming red hair, that stern beautiful face. She makes all the women swoon.

Saber is a dude
SABER is a dude
Saber is a DUDE

 

[Iskandar]

Sadly Rider feels no affection or swooning tendencies towards Saber... or any of the servants. :/

 

[Xel]

Sadly Rider feels no affection or swooning tendencies towards Saber... or any of the servants. :/

That'll change when the two meet. No one can resist Saber.

 

[Xel]

Saber is a dude
SABER is a dude
Saber is a DUDE

The best girls are always dudes, though. So it fits.

 

[Iskandar]

That'll change when the two meet. No one can resist Saber.

Rider can. Sorry. She has unwavering loyalty and love towards her master. She wouldn't fall for someone so... bleh

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

*Cries in the corner... no one loves Jun*

 

[Xel]

Rider can. Sorry. She has unwavering loyalty and love towards her master. She wouldn't fall for someone so... bleh

The stronger the will, the more fun it is to break them. Tags: NTR

 

[Iskandar]

The stronger the will, the more fun it is to break them. Tags: NTR

Trust me, as a doujin expert, I can guarantee you won't be NTRing Rider or Cassandra. Go NTR Archer or someone else

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Trust me, as a doujin expert, I can guarantee you won't be NTRing Rider or Cassandra. Go NTR Archer or someone else

Women and Saber... seems it didn't end well

 

[Xel]

Trust me, as a doujin expert, I can guarantee you won't be NTRing Rider or Cassandra. Go NTR Archer or someone else

Maybe I'll do all of that? Tags: Mindbreak, Yuri, Femdom, NTR, Harem

 

[Xel]

Women and Saber... seems it didn't end well

It's fine, there's nothing overly tragic about Saber's interaction with women.

 

[Iskandar]

Maybe I'll do all of that? Tags: Mindbreak, Yuri, Femdom, NTR, Harem

Again, it won't work. You are a mere fledgling compared to me when it comes to hentai and doujins. Plus Saber is like C tier waifu, sorry m8

 

[Xel]

Again, it won't work. You are a mere fledgling compared to me when it comes to hentai and doujins. Plus Saber is like C tier waifu, sorry m8

Jealousy is unbecoming a servant. Just because you're not as extravagantly gorgeous as saber is no reason to spread lies. But worry not for even though Rider is inferior, Saber shall still take her.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Jealousy is unbecoming a servant. Just because you're not as extravagantly gorgeous as saber is no reason to spread lies. But worry not for even though Rider is inferior, Saber shall still take her.

*Raises his command seal hand*
Focus on getting me da wish granting cup or I'll use this

 

[Iskandar]

Jealousy is unbecoming a servant. Just because you're not as extravagantly gorgeous as saber is no reason to spread lies. But worry not for even though Rider is inferior, Saber shall still take her.

Sad to see you are so blind. We all know that Rider is much more gorgeous and overall a better servant than Saber. Rider won't be jealous of someone obviously inferior, especially a third-rate Saber with subpar looks.

Plus Rider has Nuggets and Fries. Automatically makes her superior.

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Sad to see you are so blind. We all know that Rider is much more gorgeous and overall a better servant than Saber. Rider won't be jealous of someone obviously inferior, especially a third-rate Saber with subpar looks.

Plus Rider has Nuggets and Fries. Automatically makes her superior.

Nuggets and Fries won't save your Master... nothing will

 

[Xel]

*Raises his command seal hand*
Focus on getting me da wish granting cup or I'll use this

While the grail might be important, there are other pursuits in life that should not be neglected.

Sad to see you are so blind. We all know that Rider is much more gorgeous and overall a better servant than Saber. Rider won't be jealous of someone obviously inferior, especially a third-rate Saber with subpar looks.

Plus Rider has Nuggets and Fries. Automatically makes her superior.

The misguided arrogance surrounding Rider is certainly something that must be dealt with. Fortunately for her, Saber is quite adept at educating the poor girl into a proper woman.

 

[Iskandar]

Nuggets and Fries won't save your Master... nothing will

What if I said I have... *Pulls off sunglasses* THE ORIGINAL BAGGY

While the grail might be important, there are other pursuits in life that should not be neglected.



The misguided arrogance surrounding Rider is certainly something that must be dealt with. Fortunately for her, Saber is quite adept at educating the poor girl into a proper woman.

Someone as weak and unsuited as Saber couldn't educate Rider at all. Then again, no one could educate the greatest King among men (; Saber is a mere girl compared to mature woman Rider is. Saber can't compare to Rider's beauty and grace.

 

[Iskandar]

Side note: Why are no modding walk throughs for morrowind simple fml

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

What if I said I have... *Pulls off sunglasses* THE ORIGINAL BAGGY


Someone as weak and unsuited as Saber couldn't educate Rider at all. Then again, no one could educate the greatest King among men (; Saber is a mere girl compared to mature woman Rider is. Saber can't compare to Rider's beauty and grace.

Dat doesn't make any sense!
Dee original Baggy was lost in NorWAY centuries ago...
It is EVIL

 

[Xel]

What if I said I have... *Pulls off sunglasses* THE ORIGINAL BAGGY


Someone as weak and unsuited as Saber couldn't educate Rider at all. Then again, no one could educate the greatest King among men (; Saber is a mere girl compared to mature woman Rider is. Saber can't compare to Rider's beauty and grace.

So Rider's a great king from greece, huh? *Jots down notes* Well my mission here is complete.

 

[Iskandar]

So Rider's a great king from greece, huh? *Jots down notes* Well my mission here is complete.

Huehuehue. So they think

Dat doesn't make any sense!
Dee original Baggy was lost in NorWAY centuries ago...
It is EVIL

AND YET HERE I HAVE IT!!!
*Somehow turns into the antagonist* Wait wut

 

[Xel]

Huehuehue. So they think


AND YET HERE I HAVE IT!!!
*Somehow turns into the antagonist* Wait wut

If she is a king she's a shameful one. What kind of king refers to someone else as their liege?

 

[Gaius Danius Griinia]

Huehuehue. So they think


AND YET HERE I HAVE IT!!!
*Somehow turns into the antagonist* Wait wut

YOU FOOL!!!!
The original Baggy was supposed to be destroyed for a reason
It keeps trying to pull the UNIVERSE into itself
SABER KILL THE BAGGY AND KOSS!!!!

 

[Iskandar]

If she is a king she's a shameful one. What kind of king refers to someone else as their liege?

Ah, poor Saber. If you don't understand by yourself, you won't from me explaining

YOU FOOL!!!!
The original Baggy was supposed to be destroyed for a reason
It keeps trying to pull the UNIVERSE into itself
SABER KILL THE BAGGY AND KOSS!!!!

*Eats the baggy*
*Koss Saves the day*
Tastes like leather.