YungJazz
Strongest in the West
(Shun Kantar) (Location: That one meeting place at that one room) (With: Dr. Howard, Niyah, Mei, and Shiba) (Feeling: LEGENDARILY PISSED! Also slightly hungry)
So let's go over what just happened. Shun had introduce himself to his fellow villains in his usually awesome (to him) fashion. His intro was then followed by varying degrees of insults. Including, but not limited to: Being called a pillock, having his intelligence insulted in a rather catchy song, and then, oh this was the worse one, his culinary skills, that he had inherited from his master, were laughed at from that two-bit drunkard that claimed herself an assassin.
Standing up from his seat, Shun cracked his neck, letting loose an audible pop, then let out a sigh of relief from the movement. Patting Niyah on the shoulder, Shun offered her a small smile, "Be right back, gonna chat with that Howard guy over there." With that, Shun placed his hands in his pockets and began to leisurely make his way over to Howard's position on the table. Shun began whistling a jovial tune, evidently not caring that the Psychic Scientist had berated him through song, and even appeared to be alright with it. It may have seemed that Shun was simply making his way over to give a stern talk to Howard about how his song was rude, possibly giving the impression that Shun was at least kind and civilized enough to have a decent conversation about someone's words and actions and how they affect others. He seemed like a semi-decent guy as he finally stopped right in front of the table, a kind smile on his face, glancing up at Howard's still posing form, Shun nodded his head at the once esteemed prodigy. Truly this was a good moment to establish an everlasting friendship.
Too bad Shun ruined it by suddenly gaining a menacing glare, jumping up and twisting his body so his back was parallel to the floor, wrapping his arms around Howard's neck. Shun quickly felt gravity take control, bringing Howard down with him, slamming him through the table, effectively splitting it in half and causing a small indention in the floor in the shape of Howard's body. Landing without harming himself, Shun flipped up onto his feet and turned around to admire his handiwork, smiling at the now destroyed table and downed Howard.
Shun had just freakin' RKO'd Howard! RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! BY GAWD SHUN, HE HAD A FAMILY!
(Just in case nobody knows what Shun just did, here's a montage of the move he just pulled on Howard.)
Dusting his hands off, Shun squatted down and patted Howard's head rather roughly, fangs peaking out from his lips, "Don't you ever. AND SHUN MEANS EVEEEER! Insult him with a catchy song again." Contradictory to his prior behavior, Shun then gave a thumb's up, his beastly smile transforming into a friendly one, "Other than that. Good song brotato. Digging the crazy vibes you're throwing. We should chill sometime." With that said, Shun stood up and made his way over to Mei.
With a quick movement, Shun grasped Mei's shoulder, spun her around to face him and promptly headbutted her, slamming his forehead directly against Mei's, putting them, quite literally, eye to eye. A vicious snarl escaped from the Shurian Prince's lips as he glared into the eyes of the alcoholic ninja, "And you! You're lucky you got a rocking pair of chesticles and a slammin' rear, otherwise, that jibe at my cooking skills would be met with a quick trip to the moon." Shun then proceeded to lift up his hand, showing his index, middle, and ring finger being held up to indicate the number three, "If there's three things Shun can't stand. It's One: A lame fight. Two: When a chick gets too clingy. And Three, now pay attention you alcohol poison victim waiting to happen, cause this one is important, is when someone insults the skills that were passed down to me from my master." Shun finally leaned back, taking his forehead away from Mei's and stepping back, flipping her the bird along the way, "That's strike one alcohol breathe. You just be happy that i've decided imma give ya the business later. Otherwise you'd get the same treatment as Howard."
With his tirade finished, Shun turned around and began walking back to his seat next to Niyah, but stopped to turn to Shiba, giving the young boy a blank stare. It was kinda awkward for a minute, before Shun struck a nice guy pose, giving the snakeman a thumbs up and a bright smile, "Cool eyes bro!" Shun then finally made his way back over to Niyah, sitting down next to her and leaning back, a soft smile on his face, as if he didn't just get done with several acts of violence and general unpleasantness. Turning his head over to her, Shun's eyes lit up with glee at the prospect of meeting more of these fellow villains.
"Gotta say Pinkie, this is definitely a good start to this whole, 'villain team' thing."
@Marumatsu @MangoSargent @Obsidian @KuroNoKami39 @everyone else in the dang place that I keep forgetting about.
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