A Guileless Fable
A Reality Outside Your Own
Julian Lanchester
School Grounds-
Feeling the formation of soft lumps on his face, Julian stopped crying, but instead grew curious to know what these were. He was most definitely sure that he had tackled a guy, but now there was something off about him that baffled him. Why was his chest so soft? Unconsciously he began to fondle them gently, examining the new pieces of land that warranted his attention. As his tears dried, his heart began to slow down, the sensation alone was enough to put the fellow at ease. It also helped that the person patted his head gently and even hummed him a sweet melody. And to think he was going to sacrifice this lovely creature to save himself? To be honest, the guy was still up for sacrificing, because his life was of the utmost important to the world, but he didn't need to know that. Slowly, he removed himself from the man's voluptuous chest which he most definitely needed to work on, because no way in hell should a man have a fluffy chest like that. Looking up his vision was a little blurry from crying but his finally manage to get a better view. He first examined his comforter he saw a cute orange hair boy with a slim figure, peach skin, and oval shaped amber eyes. Turning his head, he saw the other guy sitting them with them, a tall yet striking handsome (not as handsome as himself of course. Can't defy the laws of nature right?) man with short ebony hair and slate gray eyes.
"Thank you uhh . . . Mr. Orange." he sniffled as he wiped his nose of the snot that threatened to exit his nostril. He then he turned to see the other fellow who seemed to have a permanent frown as if he saw something he didn't want. Making a "detective" face, he stared at the man and then back as his savior his hand beginning to grope the air.
" I don't know if you know this, but your chest is super soft for some reason. You might wanna get that checked or something, because people might mistake you for a girl or something. Might wanna do some chest exercises to help fix it. You can borrow my Insanity work out program thing if ya want. Training is hell, but it works. Don't know English, but still good." he commented, unaware of how rude he was being to his savior. He had very little to no censor when it came to be which was the main reason why people hated him. He wonder who his savior was thinking it'd be mean just to call him Mr. Orange and Mr. Man in Black. Plus, Mr. Orange seemed to already know his name with this being their first meeting. Then the idea came to him, why not just use [Analyze] to see who they were. Just as he thought it up, a blue window popped up above both of the strangers head with their title, name, and level. He skipped looking at the levels and went to their names, Mr. Orange being Shuuya Kano while the other man was named Ryllian Langh, a rather unique name indeed.
Closing [Analyze] he spoke," Well thank you Kano and Ryllian for comforting me in this time of need. Thought I was gonna die." he paused, remembering the grotesque voice that came from the speakers, and continued," You guys don't happen to know what was up with the afternoon announcements? I hope that it was some kinda prank, but knowing that strict emotionless, logical, asshole of a woman, she'd never think of something like that." he complained, knowing this couldn't have been her doing. He knew, he tried to mess with the announcement a countless number of times and ended up in reflection for his provocative messages involving bloomers and other god like creations (Underwear). Julian thought if it was a ghost and shook his head at the thought, his different color irises giving back their attention to the Kano and Ryllian. Whatever was going on he hoped it was some hilarious prank or something, because this was really beginning to scare him.
@Rantos and @Darekk
(Julian believes that Kano is still a guy which is why he never refers to him as a girl.)