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[TheAncientCelt]

I mean he's only related to the Lannisters (x2), Braxs, Brackens, Mootons, Darrys, Whents, Mallisters, Blackwoods and Tarlys and some of those are through marriage, I'm sure the gods wouldn't mind.
Bastard? You must be talking about Viserys.

You presume to speak for the gods? You are NOT fit for the Seastone Chair! Wretched heathen.


The Golden Company does not tolerate oath breakers and liars. Poor, poor Orys Waters might find himself in a wee bit of trouble should any suspicions arise.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

*Sips Dornish wine watching this verbal conflict amused*

Why on Arda would you sip pig piss?

 

[Hypnos]

You presume to speak for the gods? You are NOT fit for the Seastone Chair! Wretched heathen.
The Golden Company does not tolerate oath breakers and liars. Poor, poor Orys Waters might find himself in a wee bit of trouble should any suspicions arise.

I guess @Lancelot was right, Baelor can't lay claim to the Seastone chair. I forgot that 'No godless man may sit the Seastone chair' and he's a filthy fucking heathen.


I didn't dare to speak for the gods, I merely implied that I'd only start the kinslaying when they aren't looking.


Go ahead, sure kill him if I care, he's a just a bloody bastard after all, they're all worthless.

 

[Jabroni]

Why on Arda would you sip pig piss?

So he can study the properties of urine and create a new poison from which to maim his enemies in unpleasant ways.

 

[WanderingJester]

Why on Arda would you sip pig piss?

Because he's Dornish, duh.

 

[Hypnos]

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So he can study the properties of urine and create a new poison from which to maim his enemies in unpleasant ways.

Good, because I'd rather drink poison than Dornish wine.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

I guess @Lancelot was right, Baelor can't lay claim to the Seastone chair. I forgot that 'No godless man may sit the Seastone chair' and he's a filthy fucking heathen.
I didn't dare to speak for the gods, I merely implied that I'd only start the kinslaying when they aren't looking.


Go ahead, sure kill him if I care, he's a just a bloody bastard after all, they're all worthless.

I hope Baelor doesn't mind having the head of his relative sent to him in a nice box. Maybe even with a letter and some treats, if he really doesn't mind he'd be kind enough to send back a present.


How many eyes do the gods have, Hypnos? A thousand and one.

So he can study the properties of urine and create a new poison from which to maim his enemies in unpleasant ways.

Is that the excuse he gave you? I'm convinced he just likes the taste and texture of it.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Because he's Dornish, duh.

I was hoping for a look into Cayden's mind :/

 

[Hypnos]

I hope Baelor doesn't mind having the head of his relative sent to him in a nice box. Maybe even with a letter and some treats, if he really doesn't mind he'd be kind enough to send back a present.
How many eyes do the gods have, Hypnos? A thousand and one.


Is that the excuse he gave you? I'm convinced he just likes the taste and texture of it.

As long as you pay for shipping, he can start a collection 'Bastard's heads' I wonder who should he put up on display next...


Bloodraven was a half Blackwood tree-fucker that broke his oath and deserted the watch!

 

[TheAncientCelt]

As long as you pay for shipping, he can start a collection 'Bastard's heads' I wonder who should he put up on display next...
Bloodraven was a half Blackwood tree-fucker that broke his oath and deserted the watch!

Well, Kuvira isn't too far from him, and Tiber is a figurative bastard. So there are options all around him.


Bloodraven knew what the real war was, and that it was coming! He was preparing an army of the dead to march on the COWARDLY BRACKEN'S WHO POISONED THEIR TREE AND PRETENDED TO BE KINGS AND NOT USURPERS!

 

[WanderingJester]

I was hoping for a look into Cayden's mind :/

Why would you look there? The place is worse than 4Chan.

 

[TheAncientCelt]

Why would you look there? The place is worse than 4Chan.

Right, too much child porn, I forgot.

 

[Hypnos]

Well, Kuvira isn't too far from him, and Tiber is a figurative bastard. So there are options all around him.
Bloodraven knew what the real war was, and that it was coming! He was preparing an army of the dead to march on the COWARDLY BRACKEN'S WHO POISONED THEIR TREE AND PRETENDED TO BE KINGS AND NOT USURPERS!

I was thinking of something more exotic, from across the narrow sea perhaps.


Usurpers? That's rich coming from a house that stole their lieges crown and pranced around pretending to be important for hundreds of years, even after the gracious Brackens took them in after they fled like cowards from the north, it didn't last for long though the raven was quick to get back in bed with the wolf when it served them, just shows how little regard they have for their ancestors.

 

[Akio]

Right, too much child porn, I forgot.

If we ever get warned for saying child porn so much I'm reporting all of you


And as far as spiced wines get you don't get better then Dornish.

 

[Hypnos]

@Veyd Sahvoz what is the current location of the Stark host?

 

[Veyd Sahvoz]

The Starks and their bannermen are still in the North, headed to the neck.

 

[Mion]

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[Jabroni]

@Savagai Are the Cordwayners supposed to be a noble family in the Reach?

 

[Hypnos]

@Savagai Are the Cordwayners supposed to be a noble family in the Reach?

House Cordwayner

 

[Jabroni]

House Cordwayner

Thanks! I searched "cordwayner game of thrones" and nothing came up, which is odd.

 

[TheFordee20]

I'm pretty busy over the weekend, so I will try and gradually work on my Aerea post as the days go by. I am hoping for it to move her story along quite a bit. I don't want to have her locked up in Harrenhal forever, but then again- I don't want her leaving so soon.

 

[Mion]

I guess I will start working on Lyonels post, the mele doesn't deserve to be stalled

 

[Archon]

So I need...


-To finally get back to Viserys after shunning him twice.


-New Ghis and Astapor? I guess as that's a siege, I can post when I want.


-Dolar and Tadgh.


-I. Must. Post. As. Egyll. SOON! House Frey FTW!


(Also considering making a Daario/Bronn-like character)

 

[Hypnos]

So I need...
-To finally get back to Viserys after shunning him twice.


-New Ghis and Astapor? I guess as that's a siege, I can post when I want.


-Dolar and Tadgh.


-I. Must. Post. As. Egyll. SOON! House Frey FTW!


(Also considering making a Daario/Bronn-like character)

Is Frey going to be at the Lannister wedding?

 

[Archon]

Is Frey going to be at the Lannister wedding?

Is he invited?


Or is it a sort of, all the Riverlands houses are invited deal?


If either, then he certainly can be!