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[101]

WAIT didn’t Greek mythology end with ares beating them in a war but Zeus didn’t loose his throne?

 

[101]

"Best plan is punch face hard."

The only plan

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Wow, he's a bulli >:T

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

But like how is hestia gonna react to his armor for the ball tho XD

He just like

Don’t look I’m embarrassed

Hestia would probably be very surprised at all the gold armor. I mean, most gods, even Athena, don't wear that much.

 

[101]

Hestia would probably be very surprised at all the gold armor. I mean, most gods, even Athena, don't wear that much.

*depressed gym bro sounds *

XD a ‘nice chest bro’ would be awesome XD

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"You skipped legday!"

 

[101]

"You skipped legday!"

Dies inside

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

The pain is real.

 

[101]

Okay I’m thinking basically ares has this unique ability where he handicaps himself on purpose to fighting in someone else’s level so he could enjoy a good battle, I’m thinking he’s so tired of fighting and destroying others that he just handicaps himself, I’m thinking maybe Athena and him fought and he enjoyed it so much because he was losing to her strategy that he wants to have a fair fight with others?

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

That's actually pretty nice. He got some sense knocked into him, quite literally.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

"Fish-boi, can yous give me big stronk advice on dating pretty fire lady. Me not understand emotions."

In sign language:
"I'm not cupid."

"But is son of love goddess."

In sign language:
"She's crazy."

"Oh..."

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

"Fish-boi, can yous give me big stronk advice on dating pretty fire lady. Me not understand emotions."

In sign language:
"I'm not cupid."

"But is son of love goddess."

In sign language:
"She's crazy."

"Oh..."

y e s
Honestly I do think Aphrodite is a bit cuckoo
And I think that Eros would probably be your best option, as he's the greek equivalent of Cupid.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

When I first was looking into Greek mythology, I was under the impression Aphrodite was this affectionate, beautiful woman that was the true cupid.
Turns out she's just your homie's drunk, shipping girlfriend he has to take home cause she's calling the other girls mean names.

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

"Fish-boi, can yous give me big stronk advice on dating pretty fire lady. Me not understand emotions."

In sign language:
"I'm not cupid."

"But is son of love goddess."

In sign language:
"She's crazy."

"Oh..."

Now I imagine Ares with Heavy's voice.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

*kettle wheeze*

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

When I first was looking into Greek mythology, I was under the impression Aphrodite was this affectionate, beautiful woman that was the true cupid.
Turns out she's just your homie's drunk, shipping girlfriend he has to take home cause she's calling the other girls mean names.

Pfft- she's just that one mom at the PTA meeting who clearly is only there for the refreshments and/or to gossip

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

SHE IS.
She was so overprotective she took Ero's girlfriend and put her in like a labyrinth of trails or some shit like that.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: Welcome to the PTA meeting, today we will be discussing-
Aphrodite: Can we discuss how orange isn't your color, sweetie?
Athena:






Athena: Can we discuss how you seem to be lacking brain development?

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aphrodite: Like, she says it's "blood orange" but it's CLEARLY salmon. Like, I get that she's the god of wisdom or something, but she like doesn't know who she's talking to.

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Eros: *Sighs and leans over and whispers* "It's actually tangerine."
Σταφύλι: *Shakily sips juice box*

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aulos, being partially colorblind: It looks green to me.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Athena: I don't care about what shade my toga is, we're here to discuss important matters in our school's-
Aphrodite: Quick question, where are the refreshments?
Athena: I- do you not care about the issues happening in your children's college?
Aphrodite:






Aphrodite: Eh-

 

[Cephalop0ds_]

Aphrodite: Which child, because I have plenty. And do you have sparkling water?

 

[Jaw Breakcore]

Σταφύλι: *Sad noises*

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Imagine getting overshadowed by Eros
Eros is the favorite child
prove me wrong