ArtBlott
Just the Worst
Blott sighed and whisked off her hat and laid it on the table by her seat, her bird hopping down to settle at it's top. She appreciated the effort, and the notion behind the apparently magical egg roll, but wasn't sure if it would work. She eyed her crow warily. Some magic didn't mix well with others...
She sat down anyway, unwrapping her egg roll and stabbing it through the middle with a chopstick she found at her place setting. Inelegant, but it still worked. She held it towards her crow. Blott guessed it was some sort of video game-esque Full Restore, though other than more paper, she didn't need anything. She really hoped she didn't end up with rice paper though. Her ink ran right through that stuff.
The crow pecked, and hopped, and pecked some more, picking off the outer skin to get at the warm innards. Still, for all it's oddities, the crow was merely a crow, for this purpose, and finished merely a third of the roll. Well, she certainly didn't feel different.
"Now tell us why we're here."
Blott looked up. William seemed...different. Less bumbling and awkward. It was like a thin stripe of steel he keep hidden was eking out into the open. She pursed her lips. This was an interesting development.
"Ca-Caw!" Her own crow startled her away from her curious staring at William. What the hell?
Well, the egg roll certainly did...something. Her crow cocked it's head towards her, clearly pleased with itself. It's feathers were shiny and it's beak polished to a gleam. As it strutted happily along the edge of her hat, she noticed the most obvious change. You look like a damn puffball. And so it did, the plumage covering it's body much fuller and softer than before, rendering the formerly sleek, slender crow the appearance of a black dust bunny, or perhaps one of those frilly feathered hairbands sold at tween-fashion stores in the mall.
She covered her face with her hands, hoping to die on the spot.
She sat down anyway, unwrapping her egg roll and stabbing it through the middle with a chopstick she found at her place setting. Inelegant, but it still worked. She held it towards her crow. Blott guessed it was some sort of video game-esque Full Restore, though other than more paper, she didn't need anything. She really hoped she didn't end up with rice paper though. Her ink ran right through that stuff.
The crow pecked, and hopped, and pecked some more, picking off the outer skin to get at the warm innards. Still, for all it's oddities, the crow was merely a crow, for this purpose, and finished merely a third of the roll. Well, she certainly didn't feel different.
"Now tell us why we're here."
Blott looked up. William seemed...different. Less bumbling and awkward. It was like a thin stripe of steel he keep hidden was eking out into the open. She pursed her lips. This was an interesting development.
"Ca-Caw!" Her own crow startled her away from her curious staring at William. What the hell?
Well, the egg roll certainly did...something. Her crow cocked it's head towards her, clearly pleased with itself. It's feathers were shiny and it's beak polished to a gleam. As it strutted happily along the edge of her hat, she noticed the most obvious change. You look like a damn puffball. And so it did, the plumage covering it's body much fuller and softer than before, rendering the formerly sleek, slender crow the appearance of a black dust bunny, or perhaps one of those frilly feathered hairbands sold at tween-fashion stores in the mall.
She covered her face with her hands, hoping to die on the spot.
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