Fantasy The heroes of nothing (Im so sorry)

[Rantos]

Lets role play

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[blakedawsonj]

"Ello chaps"

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"the fuck do you want" as i slug down a shot of hard liquor

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*snores*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I want tea" i said as i looked at Cthulhu unimpressed

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*continues snoring*

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"i want to fight bro" i say as i get up and walk over to english muffin with my weapon drawn and fire in my eyes

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I swear Satan you are incredibly lazy" i said staring at him

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

i attack the english muffin

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*grunts and mumbles in sleep*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I am only a mere muffin as you can see if you have a brain in your head i have no arms or legs" i said to Cthulhu

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

"FIGHT ME"

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*breaks chair from enormous fatness but continues snoring*

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

i swing my warhammer at him attempting to kill

 

[blakedawsonj]

"i see no purpose in fighting you" i said to Cthulhu

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*breaks through floor, falls into cellar, breaks every wine bottle, keeps sleeping*

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

*starts fight engagement*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"I pity the size of Satan's brain" as i looked at him

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*snores more*

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*doesn't even care about insult*

 

[Cthulhu Cult]

*swings warhammer at muffin*

 

[blakedawsonj]

"Cthulhu you are truly inferior to us English muffins" I insult

 

[Almighty Lord Satan]

*begins dreaming about sleeping"

 

[Rantos]

Real RP starts now

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[blakedawsonj]

"how unpleasant these beings here seem quite inferior" i say as i sit on the counter