Realistic or Modern The Dead Hills - Out of Character Chat

[idalie]

Sounds cool, I'll check it out. I love how extremely different American tv is to UK tv, it's pretty hilarious

My favourite thing is like
*Guy slips up slightly in the snow*
"IT'S MINUS -7 AND IN TEN SECONDS HE COULD GET HYPOTHERMIA IF HE FALLS. THEN HE COULD D I E."
*Guy gets up unharmed*

 

[Rumble Fish]

My favourite thing is like
*Guy slips up slightly in the snow*
"IT'S MINUS -7 AND IN TEN SECONDS HE COULD GET HYPOTHERMIA IF HE FALLS. THEN HE COULD D I E."
*Guy gets up unharmed*

It's amazing in cop shows too
British: "Okay, we're watching... is that our guy? That's our guy! Move, lads! MOVE!" (runs out and catches crim easily with no dramatic music or editing)
American: "IT'S OPEN SEASON, BOYS DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" (Dramatic music, jumpcuts, gritty narrator, forced cliffhangers etc...)

 

[idalie]

It's amazing in cop shows too
British: "Okay, we're watching... is that our guy? That's our guy! Move, lads! MOVE!" (runs out and catches crim easily with no dramatic music or editing)
American: "IT'S OPEN SEASON, BOYS DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!" (Dramatic music, jumpcuts, gritty narrator, forced cliffhangers etc...)

Legit, it's just brilliant to watch. For Storm Chasers, half of it is them fucking around wrestling crocodiles n' shit because there isn't any storms; but the narrator always gets you hyped. Tbh, if I ever need a hype man, callin' in that classic 'Murican narrator.

 

[Rumble Fish]

Legit, it's just brilliant to watch. For Storm Chasers, half of it is them fucking around wrestling crocodiles n' shit because there isn't any storms; but the narrator always gets you hyped. Tbh, if I ever need a hype man, callin' in that classic 'Murican narrator.

Oh yeah definitely. Kitchen Nightmares is a riot in the USA version, take everything from the British version and ramp up to 100, it's amazing

 

[idalie]

Oh yeah definitely. Kitchen Nightmares is a riot in the USA version, take everything from the British version and ramp up to 100, it's amazing

More intense than the Bake Off

 

[Rumble Fish]

More intense than the Bake Off

Oh god an American "Great British Bakeoff" would be fecking amazing!

 

[idalie]

Oh god an American "Great British Bakeoff" would be fecking amazing!

Naw we can't subject our child Noel

 

[Rumble Fish]

Naw we can't subject our child Noel

Nuuu not Noel! D:

 

[Rumble Fish]

ima bored bean ;n;

 

[idalie]

ima bored bean ;n;

Shshs *pap* I am writin a repleh

 

[Rumble Fish]

Shshs *pap* I am writin a repleh

Coolest of beans

 

[idalie]

Coolest of beans

You're a cool bean, don't forget kiddo *dabs and slides out of frame*

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Y’all talking about American TV.

I love my ‘Murcia. And the TV we have.

Except Real Housewives. Or MTV. Or most “reality” tv. I can’t stand that shit.

 

[Peacemaker .45]

You're a cool bean, don't forget kiddo *dabs and slides out of frame*

Thanks for giving me a reason to go to the oncologist with this post

 

[Rumble Fish]

Thanks for giving me a reason to go to the oncologist with this post

I had to look up what that actually meant cause I'm a stupid bean

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I had to look up what that actually meant cause I'm a stupid bean

I make you smart bean now :^)

 

[Rumble Fish]

I make you smart bean now :^)

Yes indeed, thank you D

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Yes indeed, thank you D

The D blesses all his creation

 

[Rumble Fish]

The D blesses all his creation

That's bogging ya clatty bastard! -sprays with hose-

 

[Peacemaker .45]

That's bogging ya clatty bastard! -sprays with hose-

Go away

 

[Rumble Fish]

Go away
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[Rumble Fish]

 

[Peacemaker .45]

Y

 

[Rumble Fish]

Y

I dunno, I'm bored out my gord

 

[Peacemaker .45]

I dunno, I'm bored out my gord

I diagnose you with GORD


I’m going to be a doctor one day. So I’m diagnosing you before I am. You have GORD.