Fantasy The Blood Farm (vampire/human rp)

[Ashaficent]

(( ikr... The President should totally give me an award or something ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( Indeed))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( nah, I should become the President myself. It's SUCH a great idea, ya know? ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I can't agree more... *claps hands* ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( screw becoming the President, I'm gonna go live on Mars and become a constellation once I die ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( This is best Idea *Russian accent* ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( Once I become a constellation, I'm gonna become the Gaurdian of Awesome Ideas ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( *claps hands* god's speed))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( And I'm gonna have a new Zodiac sign made in the name of my constellation, and I'm gonna call it Sarge after you as you helped me come up with this amazing idea ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I'm honored for suck a thing *bows* ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( Then I'm gonna help all kids in this world come up with such awesome ideas so that they can follow my footsteps and some day maybe even surpass me ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I believe in this! ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( LMAO! then I'm gonna be a shooting that falls to earth, and grows into a wise old tree that can grant you the power to come up with awesome ideas like this... If you do something for me first ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( and what would that be? ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( a computer or iPad with data package where I can watch the latest Tokyo Ghoul episodes. And the latest manga in stores. xD ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I shall be done ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( you shall be done what? xD ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I shall be done with life. I think))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( yes, join me as a wise old tree who grants the power of Awesome Ideas in exchange for manga and anime xD ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( I would prefer to be a wise old box then a tree. xD ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( Then stand by my side as a wise old box! *dramatic music* let us spread the power of Awesome Ideas together! ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( yes, the power of the potato gods are helping us))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( don't forget to pay tribute to the banana minions ))

 

[Sarge1015]

(( *facepalm* I almost forgot ))

 

[Ashaficent]

(( thank tomato ketchup I reminded you ))