Fandom Shirou Emiya's Smithing Shop - OOC

[HTCOR]

*Quietly changes my Servant Posting*

We all know what happens to Lancer and their Servants in Fate. It never ends well, or it ends beautifully. (Would have in Stay Night's original setting, if someone didn't get their arm cut off.)

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

*Quietly changes my Servant Posting*

We all know what happens to Lancer and their Servants in Fate. It never ends well, or it ends beautifully. (Would have in Stay Night's original setting, if someone didn't get their arm cut off.)

Or it ends in a very weird sequel. Looking at you, Fate/Hollow Ataraxia

 

[HTCOR]

I can already tell this is gonna be a fun war. *Hurray*

 

[Mion]

I can already tell this is gonna be a fun war. *Hurray*

That is if we don't all get trampled by Berserker and Saber on the first night

 

[HTCOR]

That is if we don't all get trampled by Berserker and Saber on the first night

...True,

 

[Godhowsae]

That is if we don't all get trampled by Berserker and Saber on the first night

I have my own goal that doesn't involve trampling you.

 

[HTCOR]

I have my own goal that doesn't involve trampling you.

See? He won't kill us at first!

(I make no promises on him, though.)

 

[Mion]

I have my own goal that doesn't involve trampling you.

I appreciate your kind words perhaps Saber and Rider can be the best of friends? Its not like I want to avoid fighting saber or anything I'm not scared!

 

[HTCOR]

I appreciate your kind words perhaps Saber and Rider can be the best of friends? Its not like I want to avoid fighting saber or anything I'm not scared!

Why do I feel like no one is gonna want to be my friend?

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

Why do I feel like no one is gonna want to be my friend?

I'm your friend.

 

[HTCOR]

I'm your friend.

B-but you're obligated to be my friend.

L-lancer-kun and R-rider-kun don't wanna be my friend most likely. *Cries*

*Beserker comes in and throws the entire playpen off its stand*

 

[Mion]

B-but you're obligated to be my friend.

L-lancer-kun and R-rider-kun don't wanna be my friend most likely. *Cries*

*Beserker comes in and throws the entire playpen off its stand*

I think it would be easier to be friends with Mr Assassin if he wasn't sneaking around in the shadows and creeping people out all the time.

 

[HTCOR]

I think it would be easier to be friends with Mr Assassin if he wasn't sneaking around in the shadows and creeping people out all the time.

...Mr Assassin does not sneak. Mr Assassin merely has genius technique.

By technique I mean that he sneaks. A lot.

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

B-but you're obligated to be my friend.

L-lancer-kun and R-rider-kun don't wanna be my friend most likely. *Cries*

*Beserker comes in and throws the entire playpen off its stand*

You mean Lancer-chan and Rider-chan. Kun is for guys

 

[HTCOR]

You mean Lancer-chan and Rider-chan. Kun is for guys

...But isn't every female in the Fate series just genderbent?

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

...But isn't every female in the Fate series just genderbent?

Not EVERY female. Just a very large amount.

 

[HTCOR]

Not EVERY female. Just a very large amount.

....True. so apologies. Rider, Lancer.

 

[Mion]

....True. so apologies. Rider, Lancer.

Lancer is prob either a man or a witch so its OK all is forgiven

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

Lancer is prob either a man or a witch so its OK all is forgiven

Wow, you're really riding on Lancer. Got a grudge?

 

[Mion]

Wow, you're really riding on Lancer. Got a grudge?

Rider will never forget Lancer mocking her one eye.

 

[HTCOR]

Rider will never forget Lancer mocking her one eye.

*Assassin looks at his eye-wrapping*

"...Oh no."

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

Rider will never forget Lancer mocking her one eye.

So why ARE you one eyed? Sacrafice one to a tree guy for wisdom? Lose it in a bar fight?

 

[Kalin Scarlet]

Rider will never forget Lancer mocking her one eye.

Cmon, you cant hold that against her. Try to see the whole picture...owait.

 

[HTCOR]

Cmon, you cant hold that against her. Try to see the whole picture...owait.

*Tackle hugs the Lancer Master as Assasin*

 

[Dalamus Ulom]

400th post is mine!