Fantasy Seiunita OOC

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

YOO'Z SPEEKIN' TO DA ORKIEZT PLAYAH HERE!

AH! IZ DA BIG WARBOSS!

 

[archur]

AH! IZ DA BIG WARBOSS!

NAH! I'Z DA BIGGES' WARBOSS IN DIS SECTAH!

 

[Nogoodname]

You're both wrong it's actually me.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

NAH! I'Z DA BIGGES' WARBOSS IN DIS SECTAH!

Okay then. *Picks up melta* Here's a present.

 

[The Faceless King]

You're both wrong it's actually me.

 

[archur]

Okay then. *Picks up melta* Here's a present.

KEEP IT, AH'VE GOT PLENTYAH DAT AWEADY.

*Sticks melta to own forehead*

 

[Nogoodname]

Nou!

 

[The Faceless King]

Nou!

...Yes.

 

[archur]

...Yes.

Nou!

Bepis?

 

[The Faceless King]

Bepis?

Love me a cold refreshing Bepis.

 

[archur]

Love me a cold refreshing Bepis.

 

[The Faceless King]

There is no reason for this to exist.

 

[archur]

There is no reason for this to exist.

The true origin of Bepis.

 

[The Faceless King]

The true origin of Bepis.

*Speaks in movie announcer voice* Bepis Origins, in theaters this Friday.

 

[Elephantom]

[¤>JEAN<<<~\\€]],A

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

tfw you want to insult a character but you don't so --

"okay like, have this chair to sit on"
*pulls chair away when they try to sit on it and they fall to the floor*
"Lol sorry meant the floor, where u belong"

EDIT: just a scenario that s never going to happen

"..... Fie. The floor it is then...." *Sits in seiza position, reminding outsiders that Arashians might be low-key masochists.*

 

[Historical Storyteller]

[¤>JEAN<<<~\\€]],A

Speaking of that, I just came up with names for tons of characters today. And I think... I made a new plot this time. Now it's a plot within a plot within a plot within a plot. I've introduced elements of Northern nationalism and paganism combined with the growing sense of heresy in the south of Elysium.

Also, Walter is currently directing serving Duke Perthes Torke, alongside several other magnates such as Lord William Regan of Mercia, Ivar the Little Impaler, Lord Godafrid, and many others...

And beneath them serve a multitude of knights, mercenaries, bureaucrats and many others...

And each section of the army has its own doctrine of war and tactics. And last but not the least, I'm planning to make an army that has a total of 74,000 men from all the territories in the North of Elysium.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

Speaking of that, I just came up with names for tons of characters today. And I think... I made a new plot this time. Now it's a plot within a plot within a plot within a plot. I've introduced elements of Northern nationalism and paganism combined with the growing sense of heresy in the south of Elysium.

Also, Walter is currently directing serving Duke Perthes Torke, alongside several other magnates such as Lord William Regan of Mercia, Ivar the Little Impaler, Lord Godafrid, and many others...

And beneath them serve a multitude of knights, mercenaries, bureaucrats and many others...

And each section of the army has its own doctrine of war and tactics. And last but not the least, I'm planning to make an army that has a total of 74,000 men from all the territories in the North of Elysium.

Sounds like a good idea to hightail it outta Elysium now.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Sounds like a good idea to hightail it outta Elysium now.

Here's the catch, Duke Perthes Torke wants to take over the throne of Elysium for himself while the Northerners want to fight Elysium for independence. And while all this is going on, a quarter of the army is actually loyal to Elysium while the others have no real political allegiances.

 

[Wandering Grim Hollow]

Here's the catch, Duke Perthes Torke wants to take over the throne of Elysium for himself while the Northerners want to fight Elysium for independence. And while all this is going on, a quarter of the army is actually loyal to Elysium while the others have no real political allegiances.

"..... Not my problem. I must avenge Shisho..." *Heads off in the direction of the Dark Kingdom*

 

[Historical Storyteller]

"..... Not my problem. I must avenge Shisho..." *Heads off in the direction of the Dark Kingdom*

And so the Light Kingdom slowly tears itself apart before ever getting to fight anyone.

Ironically, the only kingdom that can save the Light now is the Dark kingdom.

 

[Historical Storyteller]

hey forgive if my replies are gonna be late, im looking for my muse again TvT

Meh, most of their replies are just memes and penis jokes anyway. Just kidding! Just kidding! But yeah, sometimes our chats aren't plot related so it's ok.

 

[Elephantom]

And so the Light Kingdom slowly tears itself apart before ever getting to fight anyone.

Ironically, the only kingdom that can save the Light now is the Dark kingdom.

Hey, it's Jean and his deceptive machinations de la assassinations that will save Elysium (and make him king, that too).

 

[Historical Storyteller]

Hey, it's Jean and his deceptive machinations de la assassinations that will save Elysium (and make him king, that too).

I wonder if Walter will end up as Jean's royal hand or somehow establish himself as the KING OF THE NORTH!

 

[Elephantom]

I wonder if Walter will end up as Jean's royal hand or somehow establish himself as the KING OF THE NORTH!

I'm kinda visualizing him as wearing a loincloth and standing on the peak of a snowy mountain.