Elephantom
Chicken Broth Paragon
Jeezus Christ. Just remember to drink enough water, probably coconut milk too, and keep your morale straight.
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Jeezus Christ. Just remember to drink enough water, probably coconut milk too, and keep your morale straight.
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
Luckily for me. Coconut water is cheap af here.
archur
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But did you say that instead of playing your average game of EDH, you play Sakashima as your commander and base your deck around playing your opponent's?
I always love playing your deck instead of mine, you get to spend all your money while I enjoy my cheap clones.
I always love playing your deck instead of mine, you get to spend all your money while I enjoy my cheap clones.
Nogoodname
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*puts a queen of hearts in the defense position*
archur
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I know you won't get this, but bear with me.
Eye Of The Storm -> Knowledge Exploitation
EotS allows everyone to cast every card that was played after EotS was played, whenever you cast an instant or sorcery.
Knowledge Exploitation allows me to cast an instant or sorcery from your deck.
Meaning I can cast every instant and sorcery from your deck, leaving you with none, and a very sad Queen of Hearts.
Nogoodname
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awww, my queen
archur
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Yeah, I haven't started any of my posts due to essays, as I've said earlier.
BUT! Since tomorrow is friday, I won't have anything to do tomorrow because I'm doing it all today! So expect my replies later on around 10~ CST.
BUT! Since tomorrow is friday, I won't have anything to do tomorrow because I'm doing it all today! So expect my replies later on around 10~ CST.
archur
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I've been going nuts about M:tG recently, and I found a card that doesn't sound OP, but is.awww, my queen
'Pay 1 Blue Mana'
Mana is acquired by playing a land on your turn. It's the most basic function of the game, and generally you will always have mana.
'Draw 3 cards'.
Guess how much money the card costs?
Nogoodname
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Woooo!
uwaaah, card games hurt my head, I just want to shoot things. How much does the card cost?
archur
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$1949.99
It's fukkin' bullshit. Banned from all formats. It's part of 9 cards known simply as 'Power Nine'. You have these 9 cards in your deck, you're made of money, and most everyone will concede to you. It's really really really dumb.
Nogoodname
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Jesus fucking christ, all for one card? That's insane.
archur
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Don't get me started on Black Lotus.
You know that 'mana' concept I was talking about earlier? This thing costs 0 mana. And you can use it once to get 3 free mana.
Fucking guess how much this fucking thing is.
Nogoodname
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CS:GO levels of stupidly expensive?
archur
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Nogoodname
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My god, people take this shit seriously.
archur
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I CAN'T EVEN MAGIC RIGHT NOW.
But that's why we have cards like 'Acquire', which takes an artifact right out from somebody's deck. Now you have that card! Yay!
That's why we play copy-control, because fuck you, i'm you.
Nogoodname
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Blaah, card games are haaaard.
archur
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If you believe in the heart of the cards, then surely you will win every game.
That's how the Orks do it anyways.
Nogoodname
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Pfft, yugioh was one weird ass show.
archur
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But Yugioh Abridged is even better.
Nogoodname
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yuuuus
Wandering Grim Hollow
I want to be happy but my gun says no.
NYEH!
Also regarding Orks, I heard that some people allow Ork players to use other faction vehicles provided they make it Orkish enough. More spikes, painting it red, adding dethrollers.
Nogoodname
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Yes! That's a rule IIRC!
archur
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It's called 'Looted'
Ever heard of a looted 'Emperor'? Yeah, that happens sometimes.
Nogoodname
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oh god... I have to see that...
