WolfSol
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Madge Beth Valeran
"I eat shitehawks like you for breakfast... with no milk."
At the notion of being married, Madge cackled to the point where her denchers did fall out. However, she grabbed them just in time before they managed to leave her mouth completely. She snapped them in before replying, "nah, Missus. My mister kicked the bucket a long time ago. Good riddance to rotten trash, I say," she nodded.
Not one to sit down and seem old and feeble, she shuffled to the nearest wall and leaned. She listened quietly, for once in her seventy-four years of life, and spoke up when she heard Tall Glass of Whiskey 1's idea of flying. "Heeeeell no am I gettin' in one of them contraptions. Why, they're like rats with wings. There isn't much separating you from the ground airborne." Truth be told, Madge abhorred heights with a passion. It was like Gale Hibbins on steroids or a pack of mangy dogs... hated it. She would've rambled on with her fear if it weren't or Tall Glass of Whiskey 2 putting in her two cents. Ah, why didn't she think of that? She shrugged and decided to blame it on age. "Or maybe we'll go down there and find him hiding in the shitter. In these horror flicks, you never know."
The offer of a cigarette is akin to offering one's soul to Madge. With a wicked grin she snatched the cigarette clean out of his hand. Either she'd die from the mangy dead drunkards outside or she'd die by lung cancer. She'd already paraded around with the zombies so why not push lung cancer possibilities up there so that they had more of a chance to best her?
When she puffed that beautiful cancer stick, she ascended to heaven. Metaphorically of course. She sucked it in like oxygen and reveled in the ashen taste. Cigarette was shit, a cheap brand by her tastes, but she suckled on it nonetheless.
@Eternal-Weekend @Gui
"I eat shitehawks like you for breakfast... with no milk."
At the notion of being married, Madge cackled to the point where her denchers did fall out. However, she grabbed them just in time before they managed to leave her mouth completely. She snapped them in before replying, "nah, Missus. My mister kicked the bucket a long time ago. Good riddance to rotten trash, I say," she nodded.
Not one to sit down and seem old and feeble, she shuffled to the nearest wall and leaned. She listened quietly, for once in her seventy-four years of life, and spoke up when she heard Tall Glass of Whiskey 1's idea of flying. "Heeeeell no am I gettin' in one of them contraptions. Why, they're like rats with wings. There isn't much separating you from the ground airborne." Truth be told, Madge abhorred heights with a passion. It was like Gale Hibbins on steroids or a pack of mangy dogs... hated it. She would've rambled on with her fear if it weren't or Tall Glass of Whiskey 2 putting in her two cents. Ah, why didn't she think of that? She shrugged and decided to blame it on age. "Or maybe we'll go down there and find him hiding in the shitter. In these horror flicks, you never know."
The offer of a cigarette is akin to offering one's soul to Madge. With a wicked grin she snatched the cigarette clean out of his hand. Either she'd die from the mangy dead drunkards outside or she'd die by lung cancer. She'd already paraded around with the zombies so why not push lung cancer possibilities up there so that they had more of a chance to best her?
When she puffed that beautiful cancer stick, she ascended to heaven. Metaphorically of course. She sucked it in like oxygen and reveled in the ashen taste. Cigarette was shit, a cheap brand by her tastes, but she suckled on it nonetheless.
@Eternal-Weekend @Gui